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Chapter 116: Underworld TV Interview?

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Chapter 116: Underworld TV Interview? by Harem-Fan

     So I made a huge mistake yesterday when I stayed home...

     Not because I stayed home, but because I let Roshi take my place at school!

     When I got to school the next day, I found out that I was peeping in the girls lockers and I groped a few well developed senior girls boobs with fake bump ins!

     The worst part?

     Most of those senior girls didn't complain?

     So I'm currently looking at a pile of love letters from the girls I apparently accidentally-molested.

     There are even semi-nude shots in there, sigh, Roshi you're killing me!

     Well he didn't do too well in English class or PE due to being hit by my girls.

     But to balance it out, Azazel let Roshi drool over the girls in chemistry class... Fuck me!

     All of my girls except Sona and Rias, are finding my new school day amusing!

     Sona and Rias know many of the senior girls Roshi accidentally-groped for bra size, and it embarrassed them... Me too!

     The worst part, there are some hot-girls in this pile of love letters that I really want to know better!

     No... I'm not that fucking pervert ninja!

     So as punishment for activating the Fallen Angel memory altering system, I have to clean Azazel's class after school, damn!

     So now, instead of everyone knowing what Roshi, Issei, and Motohama did, they only know we are perverts...

-

     We only have about a week till the Rating Game is going to happen with Diodora Astaroth...

     And my Sacred Gear is giving me bad vibes about it... like I should be warning people I forgot to warn?!

     Why are Rias and Sona's parents popping up in my mind?

     So I act on my Sacred Gear's nudge and call the person I feel I'm supposed to warn...

     Venelana received my long distance magic circle call...

     [Mat dear, to get a circle from you is definitely out of my expectations. What can I help you with?]

     I say what my guess is...

     "This is hard to explain, but I want you guys to stay home the day of our next youth battle, my Sacred Gear is warning me that something bad will happen if you guys go!"

     Venelana sounded confused about it, because Sirzechs is going...

     [Dear, I'm not doubting your predictions, but I think that would look bad for us, the parents of Rias, to not be there for our Daughter's game...]

     I sigh in my heart, because I don't know about the spectators, due to not knowing the backstory of that Khaos Brigade fight...

     "Venelana, Mother... I need you to understand, when my premonition came I saw you in my warning, so please do this for me... I want you guys to be safe... Please do this for me!"

     Venelana said with some uncertainty, but said...

     [Alright Mat dear, I will talk to Zeoticus about staying home... Is there going to be danger there?]

     "For us in the game, probably a little... but not if you stay home that day. I hope I'm just being over cautious, but the feeling I got was life-threatening if I didn't warn you. Thank you, now knowing you guys will be safe, I can fight in peace!"

     Venelana just tries to comfort my worry, as she knows I am prone to premonition based panic attacks...

     [I am glad you're joining the family... You have brought us a lot of good fortune. I will go tell Zeo right now. Thank you! See you later dear.]

     I ended the call and Rias held me from behind, and asked me about the call...

     "Will my parents be in danger if they go to my match? And if they stay home they will be good. right?"

     I pulled Rias into my arms and I just nodded to her.

     Now my stress level over this match is high...

     Rias just held me tight, also in her own thoughts.

-

     Later that night in the 1st basement  training room...

     The maids are currently wheeling in food carts full with healthy but tasteless foods for me to eat.

     I'm currently doing a Super Saiyan gravity-room style training that requires a large amount of nutritional food.

     Thanks to Akeno and Koneko's help... I am training in the physical strengthening of my body, using Touki and Senjutsu!

     The reason for the food is, I'm abusing my passive regeneration to take hits and body build in a modest amount to get closer to Sairaorg!

     Akeno is helping by powering a high gravity magic circle for me to workout in, and to spend more time with me... She also gets excited seeing me in pain.

     In just 3 days, I have added about 20% muscle density, but thankfully I don't look like a wrestler like Sairaorg, but I now have the body of a well built Olympic swimmer.

     I don't want to go for such an extreme as Sairaorg in body mass, nope.

     I have unfortunately hit my body growth limit in the last few days, so I can't improve it anymore...

     I have reached peak High-Class-high in strength and defense.

     My advantage over Sairaorg is my Demonic Power and the amount of Touki or Chakra in my body.

     So while my body is actively enhanced by Touki, I would be about 75% of his new healed strength and defense...

     Satan Gold brings me into Ultimate-Class-low for physical attacks and defense.

     And with Queen promotion, I'm at a solid Ultimate-Class-mid in terms of everything.

     And when I'm in Underworld Dreadnought, I'm at peak Ultimate-Class-high in everything.

     I can't hit Satan-Class-low strength yet even with promotion, but I can avoid outright dying.

     Koneko taught me how to throw Aura Blasts (her Loli Buster) using Senjutsu!

     The white flames are very close to my power of creation, so learning it was a piece of cake.

     This attack will be good against foes resistant to my Light based attacks.

     Koneko took extra care in teaching me how to perform Bouchujutsu, with herself and Akeno. (Bedroom Method)

     If her eyes didn't have lust in them, I would've believed her when she said I need to know how to heal her life force when she gets injured.

     She forgets about my [Restoration] magic when she is horny.

     But I can heal other girls with this, like my Akeno underneath me as a practice partner!

     I think this training was Akeno's idea, and worked with Koneko for the position on her back, sigh...

-

     Late at night, while I was with Coriana on the rooftop garden...

     I summoned Tiamat to show her my dream space, and take her to the Gold Dragon.

     I'm taking her, due to not trying to make her my lover, so as a Dragon I let her see my past life...

-

     Okay, in hindsight bringing Tiamat was a huge mistake...

     She spent what felt like an hour feeling the Gold Dragon's body and looking excited, the way I used to look at Momozono Momo.

     Then Tiamat looked at me and looked disappointed, like someone took her dream lover, and put him into the body of a dog.

     Yes Tiamat fell in love at first sight with my 2nd life's Dragon... sigh.

     She seems kinda sad, like how we pine over anime girls... you can look but never have.

     Well except for me... I now live in a former anime work turned real life!

     So I pinch myself knowing I'm married to Grayfia!

-

     (A bit of trivia for DxD fans that know that character... Momozono Momo wasn't a real AV actress that had intercourse with men, but with things like dildos, and had costumed characters from her Pinky Rider show grope her body. This is proven to be the case, as she is on Issei's alarm clock, and real AV actresses can't be on those kinds of alarm clocks. Anyway, she shows up later in the story, so I was just inoculating you lovely readers.)

-

     After forcefully dragging Tiamat from my dream world, I use [Restoration] on her!

     Then after healing her body, the three of us had tea on the roof.

     She says to me as she examines her body.

     "I have heard about this spell, but it's more amazing than the rumors say! All of my past injuries are gone! How stupid can your abilities be? Well at least my Devil Master isn't useless... If only you were that sexy Dragon!"

     She crosses her arms and gives me a blaming look!

     "Sorry, that Dragon was from a place far away and a long time ago! Plus you would've hated him, due to Gold Dragons being very good hearted and following a strict code of conduct (Chaos and Law, opposites attract), and I was probably very full of myself!"

     I just shrug at her Dragon heart being stepped on.

     As we finished our tea, I asked her.

     "Shall I send you back or will you use another method?"

     Tiamat with a click of her tongue, just says annoyed at me still.

     "Tsk~! I need a stress reliever, so I will go do something in the Underworld, see you later!"

     Oh, I just remembered...

     "Tiamat, I have a life-or-death fight coming up and the Rating Game will be ruined... Can you accompany me as one of my Peerage members to settle some Old Satan assholes for me? My Benemue was going to do it, but she is pregnant now and the opponent is Shalba Beelzebub with an infinity snake in him?"

     Tiamat was thinking about my words, as the Devil Kings are aware of this already and setting a trap, and she said...

     "I'm not allowed to interfere with Rating Games, but if this won't be a real Rating Game, I might be able to help... I need to ask my friend Ajuka Beelzebub first... I will call you when I know something. But don't count on me whelp!"

     Buzz~! She then vanishes in a teal magic circle...

     "Mat, she is scary!"

     Coriana just holds me tight due to Tiamat's intensity.

     So Coriana and I have a bit of cuddling fun on the rooftop, then go to bed...

-

     It is now Saturday, and Rias announces, at breakfast...

     "We are going to the Underworld by transportation circle for our interviews before our Rating Game! And it's tomorrow!"

     All she got was grumbling and complaints from us, okay, mostly me and Gasper!

     Coriana says,to help Rias out.

     "Yes I have to go as well, for my current Peerage. So I will go with you guys and meet my King there."

     Alright, one person is alright with it.

     Rias said to me.

     "And Mat, you will be picked up by my Brother, for the last batch of healing you will need to do for your promotion! You had an almost unanimous vote for your noble Baron high class promotion, due to offering an amount of healing vouchers per vote! That was a clever scam you did there!"

     My smug smile can't be hidden as I say!

     "If the noble Devils knew I got that out of my advertising book I read last year, they would facepalm! Well my fiance, I will be a Baron ranked Devil for our next fight! And that means we can get married officially!"

     She just has the biggest smile on her face, my guess is she just wants to beat Sona at it, sigh...

     The table congratulated me on one of the fastest promotions in Devil history!

     Sadly I have to heal even Devils I hate... But nothing is free!

     Coriana will invite her soon to be ex-Peerage members to my promotion, as well.

     I'm bringing Ingvild with me when I get officially promoted, so I can turn her into a Reincarnated Devil, if she is willing.

    The previous batches of Devil women I had healed at the end of break, had mostly all gotten pregnant right away, and had shaken the Underworld, so my magic was confirmed, and Sirzechs was swamped with requests.

     But then he told them I will only heal when I am promoted to high class, they grumbled for a few days... till more Devil pure-bloods became pregnant!

     Then their song changed with conditions...

     Firstly, every voter in the positive would get a healing voucher that was a tradable commodity, an IOU Healing ticket!

     Yup better than Phoenix tears!

     Plus it helped that my contract amount was staggering for a new Devil, so the Naysayers were left with few complaints, other than the promotion was too fast!

     But when I sent a letter that said... I would wait a few hundred years while I helped their rival houses, they changed their tones.

     Like Sirzechs said before Parents Day... It's very Devil-like to hold the cure hostage...

-

     The next day came, and our Peerage, dressed in our damn school uniforms, was taken to the building for Devil-TV...

     This station is owned and operated by the Phenex house, I found out later.

     Their producer was there with staff to greet us.

     The beautiful Devil woman asked our group some questions.

     “Hello, it is my first time meeting you. I am the announcer of Underworld broadcast studio 1. I know the young Lady Rias, but who is Kiba, Akeno, and Matsuda?”

     The three of us raise our hands, and Gasper looks like he is ready to freeze things and run!

     “I think there would be quite a number of questions asked for you three during the interview. All of you are increasing in Underworld popularity.”

     Asia asks the woman.

     "Why, because of the last Rating Game?"

     She is so cute when she is clueless!

     And last night this cute church girl actually sneaked into my bed, so adorable!

     The lady said...

     “Yes, and also your game with Lord Riser Phenex, not to mention the two battles at your Human school... Kiba is getting more female fans, while Akeno is getting more male fans... And Matsuda the Satan Gold Ranger is getting a following of kids and their mothers!”

-

     As we sat on two stepped rows behind an announcer desk, like a sports team interview, the questions came...

     The program was a collection of questions towards Rias, from the beginning to the end...

     "What will you do from now?"

     "Is there any youth Devil you have concerns about?"

     "How did she feel about the match against Sitri?"

     lots of questions like those.

     I think Gasper froze himself, as he has not once moved, or blinked?

     Rias answered with a smile, and she didn’t forget to behave with elegance and nobility.

     Her family will also see it, so she can’t show anything too embarrassing, like Issei did in the anime.

     Rias showed us and the viewers a smooth interview, as the next heiress of the Gremory.

     Yup, she is my Wife, go girl!

     When the questions moved to Kiba, there were cries of the female fans.

     His popularity among the female audience was the real deal, like a Devil Elvis!

     During Akeno’s turn, male fans were shouting shit like...

     “Akeno I love you!”

     "Marry me!"

     "I will drink your bathwater!"

     Then when it was my turn, the kids were yelling...

     “Satan Gold has come!”

     “Save my Mom, Satan Gold!”

     "Are you in love with Satan Yellow and Pink?!"

     I don’t know how I became the savior of moms?

     It feels like I'm the NTR Ranger!

     I really was popular with kids and their hot Devil mothers for some reason, sigh.

     And please, for the love of all things, don't let Serafall hear the Pink Ranger comment, though Satan Yellow is my Wife.

     Our interview finished, and the match against Diodora was drawing closer.

     But before that!

     My noble high class promotion... Here I come!

(A/N Rough Estimate Power Levels)

• [Human-class (low 1-3, mid 4-6, high 7-9)]
• [Low-class (low 10-30, mid 31-60, high 61-99)]
• [Middle-class (low 100-300, mid 301-600, high 601-999)]
• [High-class (low 1,000-3,000, mid 3,001-6,000, high 6,001-9,999)]
• [Ultimate-class (low 10,000-30,000, mid 30,001-60,000, high 60,001-99,999)]
• [Satan-class = Devil King-class (low 100,000-300,000, mid 300,001-600,000, high 600,001-999,999)]
• [Super Devil-class = Transcendent-class (low 1,000,000-3,000,000, mid 3,000,001-6,000,000, high 6,000,001-9,999,999)]
• [God-class (low 10 million+ - mid ???- high ???)]

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