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Chapter 73 - 73 73 Let's Get Married!

73: Chapter 73 Let’s Get Married!

73: Chapter 73 Let’s Get Married!

Marrying a domineering beauty and CEO as a wife?

Although it’s fake, the idea still seems pretty nice!

Once married to Tang Xiao, who knows how many people will turn green with envy and hatred.

By that time, the ‘energy points’ would surely explode!!

“What’s there to be afraid of?

If I dare to be your fake boyfriend, I dare to have a fake marriage with you!”

Changing the subject, Wu Jie asked with a playful smile, “But after getting married, if I were to indulge in pleasure and squander money, and our families found out, what then?”

Tang Xiao laughed and said, “Isn’t that simple?

It depends on how bad the situation is!”

“If it’s something minor, like drinking and flirting with girls, you just admit your mistakes, and I’ll put on a big tearful scene.

We stage a fight, make a fuss for a few days, then I pretend to give you a chance to mend your ways—problem solved, right?”

“Of course, if it’s something serious, like you’ve got another woman pregnant, we still have a big fight, then agree to a divorce.

Afterwards, I can boldly declare to the world that my love life has been severely hurt and refuse to love again—how perfect!”

Wu Jie was dumbstruck and speechless!

That’s really freaking awesome!

It seems like no matter what happens, there’s no bad outcome for Tang Xiao.

So clever!

So calculating!

Wu Jie gave her a thumbs up, expressing his genuine admiration, “You’re really something, my President Tang!”

“Don’t praise me, have some shame!” Tang Xiao continued picking peaches, casually adding, “If I weren’t completely indifferent to men and romance, why would I even bother with this act?

Wouldn’t it be better to date happily and get married?”

Wu Jie shook his head with a smile, “If you truly felt nothing, you wouldn’t have wanted to beat me up over a lost first kiss!”

“You!!”

Tang Xiao was on the verge of exploding with anger.

Wu Jie immediately shouted, “Stay calm!

Don’t be rash!

Don’t forget you’re still injured!”

“I…

I…”

Tang Xiao gritted her teeth with furious eyes blazing.

With a snap!

Tang Xiao actually broke a wrist-thick branch clean off.

With that strength, snapping a certain part off would be no problem at all!

“Stay calm, President Tang!”

Wu Jie took several steps back and urged with good intentions, “I didn’t mean to dredge up old matters, I just wanted to prove that you actually do have feelings for men.

Otherwise, why would you care so much about a first kiss?

So much that you’d ignore your old injuries just to hit me!”

“In fact, you just haven’t dated or had much contact with men, so you don’t know what kind of man you like.

Since there are too many and too complicated men pursuing you, you think you don’t need a man to live a good life.”

“It’s just like some fresh graduates who don’t know what job to look for or what they really want.

It’s only temporary confusion, not that they don’t have needs!”

Wu Jie’s earnest reasoning about the root of Tang Xiao’s emotional problems finally made her anger abate.

“So when will I know what kind of man I want?”

Tang Xiao furrowed her brows deeply, still very confused.

Wu Jie pondered for a moment.

“Let’s just go ahead with the fake marriage for now!

After living together for a while post-marriage, taking me as a template, lazy becomes diligent, stupid becomes smart, poor becomes rich…

Anyhow, after spending some time together, you’ll know what kind of man you really want!”

Tang Xiao nodded vaguely as if she understood.

“That makes a lot of sense!

The more you talk, the more tempted I am, why not just go register for marriage tomorrow?”

Now it was Wu Jie’s turn to roll his eyes.

“Wake up, my President Tang!

My household registration book is still with my parents back home.

Without letting them know and without their consent, should I go home and steal it to secretly marry you?”

Tang Xiao shook her head, “That won’t do!

Although it’s a fake marriage, it’s only supposed to be known between us two!”

“To everyone else, this should be a sweet and happy legal marriage, and we should even have a grand wedding to convince everyone that I have married for love!”

Wu Jie chuckled,

“Your idea is nice, but have you considered, after getting married, if one day you find your true love and you want to marry him, how will you convince him that your marriage with me was a fake?”

Tang Xiao, with prideful arrogance, lifted her chin slightly, speaking somewhat haughtily,

“I believe my true love will not mind that I’ve been married before.

If he can’t even have that much tolerance, how could I possibly fancy him?

So, go ahead and ‘marry me’ with peace of mind!”

Wu Jie nodded and picked up the fruit basket, following Tang Xiao back.

“Since we’re talking about marriage, what about the bridal price?

I haven’t even bought a house yet!”

“As for that, we’ll see what my dad thinks.

If he insists on buying a new house for a wedding home, and expects a dowry or something, you do what you need to, but I’ll cover the cost behind the scenes!

If none of that old-fashioned stuff is needed, then we can just live in my apartment—it’s spacious enough.”

…

“Since it’s a fake marriage, we’ll definitely be sleeping in separate rooms after the wedding.

But what if friends and family come to visit?”

“Then we’ll just share a room!

However, I get the bed, and you can sleep on a yoga mat on the floor.

Don’t worry, it’s guaranteed to be soft and won’t hurt your body!”

…

“What if I get married to you and someone gets jealous, tries to harm me and I end up dead, what then?”

“Then I can just say I’ll remain a widow!

Plus, you can rest assured, I will definitely avenge you and provide for your family!”

…

“What if, and I’m only saying what if, after we get married, we begin to develop feelings for each other over time, what then?”

“I can tell you right now, that ‘what if’ is not going to happen!”

“Why not?

Not even over a long time?”

“Scram!!”

…

“You really have no feelings for me?

Not even a tiny possibility that you might like me?”

“That’s really not possible!”

“It’s possible!”

“Wu Jie!

Stop being so full of yourself, there’s no chance of us getting real in this play-acting!”

…

“What if, just hypothetically, one day we get drunk, or under some other special circumstance, and we, you know, do it, you wouldn’t blame me, would you?”

“That would depend on your performance!”

“Joking?

Bro will definitely satisfy you.

Why don’t we give it a try right now?”

“Scram!!”

…

In the courtyard.

Tang Long, who was in the midst of playing Fight the Landlord, glanced over at Wu Jie and Tang Xiao from the corner of his eye.

The two were laughing and chatting as they carried a fruit basket back.

At first glance, they indeed seemed quite well-matched!

“President, play your cards!” Tang Feng urged.

“What are you looking at?”

Both Tang Li and Tang Wei followed his gaze.

“Tsk, tsk, this young couple, they match quite well!

How is this a fake couple?

They’re clearly a real husband and wife!”

“Big bro, you should hurry up and urge them to get married soon.

How long has it been since the Tang Family last held a wedding banquet?”

Tang Long threw down a pair of jokers.

“You’re just complaining about not having a wedding feast, huh?

In that case, why doesn’t the fourth brother get married again?”

“That hurts, big bro!”

Tang Li slaps his cards down, conceding defeat.

As he cast his cards aside, Tang Long stroked his chin and squinted at Wu Jie and Tang Xin, who were bent over washing fruit under the eaves of the kitchen.

They were chatting and laughing, and occasionally play-fighting.

Hitting is affection, scolding is love!

This intimacy made them seem less and less like a fake couple the more he watched!

“Big bro!

Pick up your cards!

Stop watching.

What’s the use of looking any more?

Can you stare a grandchild into existence?”

Tang Feng teased with a playful chuckle.

Picking up the cards, Tang Long was completely distracted.

Soon, Wu Jie and Tang Xin brought over the fruit platter.

Tang Long held his tongue, but at another table, the outspoken Zhang Yu let loose.

“You two were lost in the woods for half a day, and this is all the fruit you gathered?

Come on, spill it, what were you really up to?”

“They were discussing getting married!!”

A voice suddenly rang out, stunning everyone…