My Wife is Actually a top-tier Soldier King?!
Chapter 202 - 202 202 Honeyed Embarrassment!

202: Chapter 202 Honeyed Embarrassment!

Misunderstandings Deepen!

202: Chapter 202 Honeyed Embarrassment!

Misunderstandings Deepen!

Tang Xiao immediately froze.

Overexertion was the right way to describe hardship!

But why did the word sound so embarrassingly awkward at this moment?

Following her, Tang Xin burst into laughter.

“Oh my, my great uncle!

Are you trying to kill me with laughter?”

Tang Long took a puff of his cigarette and cast a cold glance around.

“Is it really that funny?”

Tang Xin tried to suppress her laughter and waved her hand: “No…

It’s not funny, it’s just that your choice of words is too apt.

Anyway, Jie and Xiao are still young, shouldn’t young people be wild?

You shouldn’t worry too much.”

Tang Long snorted dismissively: “I’d rather not worry, but those two…

they’re just too unrestrained!”

“Anyway, I won’t come here alone anymore.

Who knows if I’ll walk in on them in the midst of…

that!”

Tang Xiao’s pretty face tensed up.

“Dad, you were the one who tried so hard to rush me into dating and getting married.

Now, you’re also the one who complains that my spouse and I are too crazy!”

“We are legally married, what’s wrong with being a little free in our own home?

It’s not against the law!”

Tang Long was abruptly at a loss for words.

“I…

I’m not criticizing you!

I just…

just find it awkward!”

“Who asked you to come visit without giving us a heads-up?” Tang Xiao sat down and glanced sideways at Tang Xin, who was holding back her laughter: “What are you waiting for?

Go make breakfast for me now!”

“Ah?

I…

Okay then!”

Tang Xin puckered her lips, grumbling twice, and went to the kitchen with a bit of resentment.

Tang Long looked at Tang Xiao annoyedly and muttered:

“I just came to say goodbye.

I’ll be in Europe for at least half a month.

I didn’t expect…

Ah well, that’s my own lack of consideration.

Newlyweds should be inseparable.”

“But you have to be careful, don’t forget to take precautions at any time.

You haven’t had the bullet removed from your body, you can’t get pregnant.

If you do, even with painless methods, it still harms the body!”

As soon as these words fell, Tang Xin suddenly poked her head out from the kitchen, laughing mischievously:

“Uncle, you can rest assured.

If those two could get pregnant, it would only be if the sun rose in the west!”

Upon hearing this, Tang Xiao’s face changed instantly, and she glared at Tang Xin with gritted teeth.

“Why would you say that?

I’ve seen their medical reports, there’s no problem with them getting pregnant!”

Tang Long asked curiously.

Tang Xin glanced at Tang Xiao, then chuckled:

“With birth control measures, how could they possibly get pregnant?”

All at once.

Tang Long’s face turned red.

“You!!”

Tang Xiao was so angry she felt like hitting someone.

She and Wu Jie hadn’t done anything, but Tang Xin was shamelessly spouting nonsense, clearly making fun of her.

After a two-second pause, Tang Long laughed with a red face: “Xin’er, you really have inherited your parents’ genes, utterly shameless.

How did you find out what your sister and her husband use?

Did you rummage through their things, or were you digging through the trash?

You girl, you’ve crossed the line!

Look at how embarrassed your sister is, she’s lost for words!”

Tang Xiao stood up abruptly.

“Xin’er, hurry up with the cooking, I’m going to wake Jie up!”

“Let him sleep a little longer!

I’ll fry some extra eggs for him later, to replenish his strength.

Otherwise, how could he withstand the torture of you, our ‘War King’ female soldier!”

After saying that, Tang Xin met Tang Xiao’s sharp, knife-like gaze, laughed ‘heh heh’, and slipped into the kitchen without saying more.

Cough cough…

cough cough…

Absurdly ridiculous!

Tang Long, amused yet wanting to scold, ended up choking on his cigarette and couldn’t stop coughing.

After Tang Xiao had left, he couldn’t contain his curiosity and got up, approaching the kitchen door.

“Xin’er, how exactly do you know they can’t get pregnant?”

Tang Xin, who was washing tomatoes, paused for a moment, then turned around with a mischievous grin:

“There was ‘that’ in the trash can.

They used quite a few last night!”

Ah??

Tang Long’s brows instantly furrowed, his eyes wide as if struck by lightning.

“No…

it’s not what you think, you little girl.

You’ve never been in love, how would you know these things?

And you dare to rummage through the trash!

Let me tell you, if you dare mess around outside, be careful or your parents might kill you when they find out!”

After scolding her, Tang Long gloomily returned to the living room and sat down.

So many…

Oh my god!

My daughter and son-in-law are way too formidable!

Shaking his head fiercely, Tang Long didn’t want to dwell on it anymore.

Meanwhile, on the other side.

Tang Xiao returned to the master bedroom, closed the door, walked to the bed, kicked Wu Jie’s foot, and shouted:

“Stop pretending to be asleep, get up and wash up!”

Wu Jie instantly sat up and asked with a smile, “How was it?

My acting wasn’t bad, right?”

Tang Xiao gave him a sidelong glare.

“Act a corpse, how much acting do you need?”

“Also, I want to ask you why, when Xin’er drugged both of us, I nearly went crazy, but you seemed totally fine?”

Wu Jie chuckled and replied, “I’m a gentleman, not a despicable man who takes advantage of others!

I can control myself and resist temptation!”

With that, Wu Jie threw off the covers, got out of bed, and headed straight for the bathroom.

Scowling at him, Tang Xiao gritted her teeth and said:

“Starting tonight, we sleep in separate rooms.

I really can’t stand your bad habit of not wearing pajamas!”

Wu Jie laughed without turning back:

“You can’t stand it?

I let you see my model-like figure for free, I’m the one who feels at a loss!”

Scolding him, Tang Xiao said, “Don’t give me that slick talk.

Dad’s right in the living room; be careful or you’ll get a good scolding!”

“Wait a second!”

Wu Jie said with a wry smile, “Could you please go to the living room and fetch my pants?

You took them to use as a prop last night…”

“What?

You actually want me to fetch your pants for you?”

Tang Xiao was incredulous.

Laughing, Wu Jie said, “You could go to my room and find a pair.

It’s not like I should go out there in my shorts, it’s not a fashion show!”

Making a face, Tang Xiao scoffed, “Heh, so you only dare to prance around in front of me?

Why don’t you go strut in front of Dad and Xin’er then?”

“Damn!

That’s not the same, is it?”

Wu Jie urged, “Hurry up!

I was so proactive running errands for you last night, why are you dragging your feet when it’s your turn?”

“Tch!

Wait up!”

Tang Xiao huffed and then opened the door to leave.

As she walked, she suddenly realized:

“I wondered why Dad suddenly had cigarettes to smoke; it must have been Wu Jie, that bastard, who didn’t hide them well!”

Back in the living room, as Tang Xiao was about to grab the pants, Tang Long said with a cold laugh:

“Wow!

That kid sure knows how to enjoy himself, even making you fetch his pants for him!”

Not in the mood to explain anything, Tang Xiao silently took them back.

This fake marriage, these misunderstandings, were just getting deeper and deeper!

But there’s no turning back once the arrow is off the bow, so once Wu Jie was dressed and tidied up, Tang Xiao immediately reminded him:

“You’re going to the supermarket today, get a box of that stuff so Dad doesn’t think we’re not taking precautions.”

“What stuff?” Wu Jie raised an eyebrow.

“For your descendants!” Tang Xiao’s face reddened.

Grinning, Wu Jie replied, “But I’m supposed to inspect a few of our branches today and won’t have time, why don’t you go buy it?”

Making a face, Tang Xiao said, “Do it yourself!

I don’t even know what kind you use!”

“Then buy one of each type; it’ll also show how capable I am!”

“You wish, get moving!”

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