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Chapter 199 - 199 199 The Beauty's Scheme!
199: Chapter 199: The Beauty’s Scheme!
199: Chapter 199: The Beauty’s Scheme!
Late at night.
Having arrived home, Tang Xiao immediately went to take a shower and change her clothes.
Enticed by the delicious scent, she eagerly made her way to the dining room.
“Didn’t we agree that I’d make the late-night snack?”
Tang Xiao moved to the stove and glanced into the pot.
It was tomato and egg noodles.
“Smells good!
But…
how come it almost seems like Tang Xin made it?”
Tang Xiao blurted out, which astonished Wu Jie.
Shit!
Back when they shared an apartment in Tianyuan Xinya Community, it was Tang Xin who had taught him.
With the same method, how could the taste be different?
But Tang Xiao’s nose was just too good!
“Tomato and egg noodles, could there be another smell?”
Wu Jie glanced at Tang Xiao and sneered, “Look at you, a hot shower, and you’ve come back to life, huh?”
“Yeah!
But I’m also starving!”
Tang Xiao casually tied up her hair and pulled out a chair to sit down.
Wu Jie quickly served the noodles, adding two extra fried eggs especially for Tang Xiao.
“We should buy some other ingredients for the house; just having eggs, noodles, and tomatoes isn’t enough!”
She had barely finished speaking when Tang Xiao devoured the two fried eggs.
“Damn!
Can’t you eat a bit slower?
As a lady, you should have a good dining and seating posture!”
Tang Xiao retorted cutely, “No outsiders here, why should I put on airs?
What’s a home for if not to do whatever I please, to behave recklessly?
Slow down?
I’m about to starve to death here!”
While talking, Tang Xiao snatched the fried egg from Wu Jie’s bowl with her chopsticks.
“Damn it!
There were only four fried eggs, and you’ve already eaten three, why are you taking mine too?”
“Because you’re dawdling like some old lady!”
Tang Xiao polished off her food swiftly.
Wu Jie didn’t dare to make a peep; a few more quibbles and he might lose even the noodles in his bowl!
Who could have imagined that such a stunningly beautiful CEO could snarf down food so ferociously, with such a domineering eating manner?
With a smack.
“All done eating, I’m off to set up the crime scene; you’ll be in charge of washing the dishes!”
Tang Xiao put down her chopsticks and wiped her mouth, getting up to leave, but Wu Jie quickly grabbed her wrist.
“What did you just say about a crime scene?”
“That crazy girl, Tang Xin, wants to set a trap for me, right?
So I’ll just repay the favor and force her to expose herself!”
“What are you planning to do?
What if Tang Xin doesn’t show up?”
“I know her; she’ll definitely come!
From the perspective of criminal psychology, those who are full of themselves as criminals, they usually return to the scene of the crime.”
Brushing off Wu Jie’s hand, Tang Xiao confidently proceeded to set up the scene, starting from the entrance of the living room.
She first scattered their shoes around the entrance, then threw their dirty clothes all over the place, piece by piece.
Wu Jie, with his bowl in hand, followed Tang Xiao into the bedroom.
But when Tang Xiao threw Wu Jie’s underwear on the ground, he completely lost it.
“Damn it!
If you’re going to deceive someone, at least throw some of your clothes around too!
That’s the only way to convincingly simulate a wild entrance from the moment we got through the door!”
Tang Xiao rolled her eyes.
“You think I don’t know that?
Do I need you to teach me?”
Saying this, Tang Xiao opened the wardrobe and found the most similar set, throwing one piece on the nightstand and another by the side of the bed.
Wu Jie’s lips twitched, realizing once again that tough girls are not to be trifled with!
Shyness?
That didn’t exist!
“Remember to clean up after you finish the noodles and air out the smell of the smoke a bit longer, so she won’t know we had a late-night snack!”
After the reminder, Tang Xiao went into the walk-in closet.
When Wu Jie had tidied everything up and returned to the master bedroom, about to close the door, Tang Xiao stopped him.
“Don’t close the door; how else will it look sufficiently crazy?”
Wu Jie pursed his lips and shook his head, truly speechless.
And looking at Tang Xiao, for the sake of acting, she was really willing to go all out.
She was actually wearing a strapless nightgown, and once covered with a quilt, at first glance, it really looked like she was sleeping in the nude.
“Damn!
Who did you learn this from?”
“Isn’t this what they do in the movies?
Did you really think the actors would strip completely?”
Wu Jie, surprised, nodded, “So how should I cooperate?”
Tang Xiao thought for a moment and said,
“Simple!
Just sleep, like how they act as corpses in movies, unless I call you, don’t wake up no matter what happens!”
“Damn it!
I’m so handsome, I could easily be the male lead in a drama, and you’re making me play a corpse?”
“Stop your yapping!
I let you stare at me for so long, aren’t you satisfied?”
Wu Jie chuckled.
“I’m not satisfied yet!
Could you at least be a bit more scandalous!”
“Get lost!!”
…
Early morning.
The alarm on the cellphone went off for the third time, and Tang Xin finally got up.
She had spent the previous night with Zhu Cui and Lin Yuan, reading until her brain buzzed, and slept well through the night.
“Reading truly has a hypnotic effect.
If I ever have insomnia again, I’ll just read a book!”
She quickly got ready and took a taxi straight to Tang Xiao’s house.
The time to check the results had come!
All the way there, Tang Xin was both excited and nervous.
“Oh my God!
You’ve finally transformed!”
Upon entering the apartment and as soon as the elevator doors opened, Tang Xin shuddered in fright.
It was Tang Long!
“Unc…
Uncle!
Good morning!”
Tang Xin’s smile was stiff, her speech unclear.
Sportily dressed Tang Long, while wiping sweat, asked with a smile,
“What are you doing here so early in the morning?”
Tang Xiao quickly said, “I came to ask my cousin some questions, you know, with the term paper coming up!
And you?”
“I’m about to head off to Europe.
I came to say goodbye to your sister and to remind the young couple about a few things.
They’re getting married next month, and they haven’t even taken their wedding photos yet, it’s driving me crazy!”
As they talked, the elevator reached the floor.
“Uncle, after you!” Tang Xin deliberately stayed behind.
With a nervous heart, Tang Xin watched as Tang Long entered the passcode to open the door.
The moment the door opened,
Tang Long stiffened and opened his mouth, letting out a “Wow” sound.
Tang Xin immediately rushed over, and upon seeing the scene, she almost laughed out loud!
Crazy girl!
Following Tang Long into the house, many images involuntarily popped into Tang Xin’s head.
She followed the bewildered Tang Long to the bedroom door that was left open.
Seeing clothes thrown all over the floor, Tang Xin covered her mouth to stifle her laughter.
Tang Long’s expression shifted from delighted to seemingly angry.
In the end, though, he stomped his foot and turned to leave.
“Uncle!” Tang Xin grabbed Tang Long, “Where are you going?
Weren’t you going to say goodbye to my sister?”
“With this situation, do you think I have the nerve to go in there?”
Tang Long’s face turned red with embarrassment as he brushed past Tang Xin to go to the living room.
All the while, he sighed deeply.
Tang Xin smiled triumphantly, ready to document this historic moment.
So, she took out her phone to record a video, tiptoeing as she went inside…
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