My Wife is Actually a top-tier Soldier King?!
Chapter 162 - 162 162 Even scamming requires quality!

162: Chapter 162: Even scamming requires quality!

162: Chapter 162: Even scamming requires quality!

“Goddammit!”

Xu Kuishan was furious, his anger boiling to the extreme.

Seeing this, Meng Sihua beside him immediately tried to soothe:

“Big brother Xu, don’t get angry.

That little punk is relying on others, thinking that with the Tang Family’s support, nobody dares to touch him!”

“Who says I don’t dare?” Xu Kuishan glared furiously.

Meng Sihua smiled and said, “Of course, big brother Xu has the strength and courage, but…

you really don’t need to get worked up over such a small fry.

Let me handle it!

I’ve been tolerating him for more than a day or two!”

Xu Anyong asked curiously, “What do you plan to do?”

“Money can make the devil turn the millstone!

We can’t rely on Ling Xiong and the others, but as long as we’re willing to spend big, there are plenty of experts who are willing to make a move!”

A wicked smile crept over Meng Sihua’s lips.

Xu Kuishan huffed, “I’ll trust you this one time, but if you can’t handle this trivial matter, there’s no need to discuss your father’s affairs.”

“Don’t worry big brother Xu, if we’re going to do it, it will be clean and decisive.

I plan to spend a million or two to hire an international hitman…”

Xu Kuishan raised his hand to indicate silence, saying arrogantly: “Don’t tell me the details, I only look at the results!”

Meng Sihua nodded repeatedly: “Okay, I’ll go back and arrange it right away!” After saying this, he hurriedly left with his people.

“Big brother, are we really letting him take care of it?” Xu Anyong was a bit worried.

“Using a borrowed knife to kill, isn’t that quite good?” Xu Kuishan took a couple of puffs of his cigar, speaking coldly, “If he fails, we’ll have someone else take care of it.

Anyway, that kid must die!”

…

Achoo!

At the elevator entrance downstairs, Wu Jie sneezed loudly.

“Which beauty is thinking about me now?”

“Narcissist!”

Tang Xiao glared and asked, “Have you lost your mind?

Why the hell did you give money to Xu Kuishan?”

“I thought you were here to seek justice for Elder Huo, but what’s the result?

I see you’re here to grovel and suck up!”

“You even have the nerve to use my money to curry favor with the Xu Family, I really misjudged you!”

Wu Jie didn’t say a word, scanning the lobby, then pulling Tang Xiao toward the vending machine.

He selected every drink once, paid with his phone after scanning the QR code, and one by one, the bottles clattered down.

Lifting up his T-shirt, he packed the bottles and pushed the door into the quiet, deserted fire escape stairwell.

“Drink up quickly, until you throw up!”

Wu Jie handed a bottle of mineral water to Tang Xiao.

“Drink what?

Give me a reasonable explanation first, or I…”

Tang Xiao didn’t finish her sentence before seeing Wu Jie twist off the cap and start chugging the water like crazy.

The bottle of mineral water was gone in just a few moments.

Then, he reached for the second bottle…

“Wait a minute!” Tang Xiao blocked Wu Jie’s hand, “What the hell is this all about?”

“Let’s not talk about it for now, if you don’t want to be tortured, just drink until you throw up!”

Saying so, Wu Jie continued to gulp down the water.

Drink until vomiting?

Tang Xiao frowned, her expression cold, somewhat puzzled.

But seeing Wu Jie downing bottle after bottle with no signs of joking, she started drinking with a mix of trust and doubt.

Soon, the two were drinking competitively, one bottle after the other.

The trash can soon filled with empty water bottles.

Unable to bear the bloating, they both rushed to the bathroom.

…

Coming out of the bathroom, Tang Xiao glared fiercely at Wu Jie.

“You’d better not be messing with me, or else…”

“Let’s go!

Let’s leave here first; I’ll give you a reasonable explanation!”

Wu Jie pulled Tang Xiao and quickly left the hospital.

They had just left the hospital, crossing two street corners when Wu Jie suddenly let go and stopped.

“Check if all your money is there.”

Tang Xiao opened her bag, counted, and found not one bill was missing.

“What on earth is going on here?

I clearly saw you gave him two hundred, was that money yours?”

“Since you have money, then why did you ask me for it?

What are you playing at today?”

Wu Jie sneered, “Aren’t you supposed to be smart?

How come you haven’t figured it out yet?”

“I…”

Tang Xiao paused, clenching her teeth, “You are really good with words, slapping the Xu Family in the face collectively, making them furious but too afraid to act.

Watching that was quite satisfying.”

“But why give the money?

And why drink so much soda?

Coke, black tea, Sprite…

It’s the first time in my life I’ve drunk like this, why would I be tortured if I didn’t drink?”

Wu Jie lit a cigarette and took a puff, blowing a smoke ring, laughing,

“Xu Kuishan was about to explode with anger, so no matter what you give him, it would be torn to shreds.”

“Of course, even if he threw it away immediately, the powder attached to it started to volatilize the moment he took it out.”

“Since we both inhaled quite a bit, to be safe, we had to expel it promptly!”

Tang Xiao immediately retorted, “Then we could have found an emergency doctor!”

Wu Jie rolled his eyes.

“By the time you register for a consultation, get a stomach wash or induce vomiting, it would be too late!”

With her eyebrows tightly knitted, Tang Xiao looked around with a wary gaze and asked in a low voice,

“Seeking justice is not meant to harm people.

Do you realize what would happen if you let Xu Kuishan and the others die from poisoning?”

Wu Jie gave an embarrassed smile, “It wasn’t poisoning, and it definitely wouldn’t kill anyone.

It was just a little trick.”

“What will happen to them then?” Tang Xiao asked doubtfully, “Will it really be painful?”

“Of course it will, but to see the effect, we still have to wait a bit!”

Wu Jie smiled wickedly.

That smile suddenly sent a chill down Tang Xiao’s spine.

She suddenly realized that the Wu Jie she had been with all these days was completely inscrutable.

He had strong martial arts skills—not someone she could defeat.

He knew Acupuncture Skill; she had personally experienced its unique healing effects and the comfort that was hard to describe.

And now, Wu Jie could perform magic and use drugs…

What other abilities and secrets unknown to others did he have?

“Where did you get that powder from?

And how did you attach it to the counterfeit money?”

Tang Xiao asked persistently, puzzled.

“I’m a genius!” Wu Jie said with a playful laugh.

Tang Xiao rolled her eyes, “Couldn’t you come up with another line?”

“Er…

As they say, a man of many talents never finds himself pressed in any situation!

There are too many people who envy my talent and are jealous of my good looks.

Carrying some little things for self-defense is just reasonable, right?”

Tang Xiao said unhappily, “Envy your talent and good looks?

With your shameless, thick-skinned and glib manner, the fact that you haven’t been beaten to death yet is indeed a miracle.”

“Is it?

When have I been shameless?” Wu Jie asked playfully in return.

“Just now, the things you said to Xu Kuishan and the others, if it were me, I would have hit you a long time ago!”

Tang Xiao said fiercely.

Wu Jie frowned and solemnly lectured,

“Then you need to change that violent temper, don’t just hit people at the drop of a hat!

A true gentleman uses his words, not his fists.

You need to mind your manners!”

“Manners?”

Tang Xiao was nearly dizzy with anger.

“You have the nerve to talk to me about manners?

Where were your manners when you pissed off their entire family to the point of vomiting blood?”

Wu Jie innocently retorted,

“How am I lacking manners?

Have I said a single swear word?

Have I been sarcastic or mocking?”

Tang Xiao gritted her teeth, “I can’t be bothered to argue with you, but today really was an eye-opener.

I used to think you were quite humble and honest, but it turns out you’re shamelessly unscrupulous, and your mouth spares no one.”

Wu Jie playfully asked back, “Against a domineering and brutish Xu Family, am I supposed to be polite and courteous?”

“Say whatever you want, just hold this for me!” Tang Xiao shoved the bag of medicine at Wu Jie and walked away.

“Where are you going?”

“To the bathroom, idiot!

After drinking so much, aren’t you in a hurry to pee?”

“You can’t do this, but…

it’s good that I can!”

“Don’t brag.

Be careful during the afternoon physical exam – they might find out you have kidney deficiency!”

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