My Wife is Actually a top-tier Soldier King?!
Chapter 156 - 156 156 Showing off

156: Chapter 156: Showing off?

Asking for trouble!

156: Chapter 156: Showing off?

Asking for trouble!

Chat?

Chat my ass!

Wu Jie walked to the door and peeked through the peephole.

Pointy face and monkey cheeks, with a cheeky smile.

In his hand, he was holding a glass of liquor, his face full of rebelliousness.

Meng Sihua stood at a distance, his expression somewhat astonished.

He probably didn’t expect such a coincidence either.

However, during the May Day holiday, Liuli City as a popular tourist destination, it’s rare to find available rooms in five-star hotels.

We all came over from Tianyuan tonight, and all of us booked our rooms at the last minute; bumping into each other, what kind of damn fate is that?

“Don’t mind him, let him rant all he wants!”

Tang Xiao took out some clothes and went to the bathroom.

At this moment, Xu Feng knocked on the door again and teasingly shouted:

“Hey, President Tang, after you both have gone out for a feast and drinks, are you so eager to go back for some lovey-dovey time?

Come out and chat, yeah!”

Piss off, my ass!

Wu Jie glanced through the peephole at his glass.

It looked like whiskey, with a coffee color to it.

“After doing so many bad things, and yet you live so luxuriously!

I want to see just how capable you are!”

He quickly purchased a Diarrhea-inducing Pill from the system store and designated it be put into Xu Feng’s glass.

The liquor in Xu Feng’s glass gradually darkened in color, but nobody noticed.

“Mr.

Xu, stop knocking.

That haughty bitch won’t care about you one bit!” Meng Sihua suddenly spoke up.

Xu Feng smiled wickedly and arrogantly:

“She’s pretty and has a nice figure, but what a pity, it’s like a fresh flower stuck in cow dung!”

His gaze was greedy, his smile sinister.

Xu Feng lamented with sheer malice: “To think of her perfect body…

tsk tsk, I’m really envious of that scumbag Wu Jie!”

Meng Sihua laughed and said, “Mr.

Xu, she probably got tired of that bastard Wu Jie long ago.

You shouldn’t dwell on it.

If you really like mature ones, come over some other day.

I’ll find you dozens, pick whoever you like.”

“Bullshit!” Xu Feng turned his head and said, “Can you find me a dominant and charismatic female CEO like her?”

With that, Xu Feng raised his glass and downed it in one gulp.

Meng Sihua was extremely embarrassed.

Find a beautiful CEO?

Those like Tang Xiao who are stunningly beautiful are already few and far between.

Add to that a distinguished family background and the status of a CEO…

How could he find someone similar under such demanding conditions?

Even if he did, she wouldn’t likely subordinate herself to someone.

Why would someone with money and power bother with Mad Xu?

Inside the room,

Wu Jie was a bit taken aback as the system kept giving him good news.

Ding!

[System: Harvested +10000 jealousy points from Xu Feng]

Several times over.

Xu Feng must really have his mind set on Tang Xiao!

After all, would Xu Feng be jealous of him if it weren’t for Tang Xiao?

They had no real connection, no grudges, and with Xu Feng being a super-rich heir, what else could he be jealous of?

Obviously, it was Tang Xiao!

But…

If Xu Feng’s jealousy was worth ten thousand points each time, wouldn’t hatred be worth several tens of thousands?

The first Evil Man in Liuli City really lives up to his name!

Seeing that Xu Feng and his companion were about to return to their room across the hall, Wu Jie opened the door and called out:

“Could you please be quiet in the middle of the night?

Who the hell are you anyway?”

Xu Feng suddenly stopped and turned around, laughing in disbelief:

“Damn!

That was quick, wasn’t it?”

“Listen, young man, if you can’t handle it, let me take over.

I guarantee I’ll satisfy President Tang!!”

Xu Feng was brazen and direct in his speech, without any hesitation.

Moreover, that greedy expression was truly detestable.

However…

Wu Jie said teasingly with a laugh, “Dude, I haven’t even started yet.

But seeing how awesome you are, Mr.

Meng must be really happy, huh!”

Boom!

Xu Feng was shocked to the core.

“Happy my ass!

I’m not interested in men, and there’s no way Mr.

Xu would be!”

Glaring fiercely at Wu Jie, Meng Sihua said in a harsh voice:

“Don’t think just because you have some skills, I’m afraid of you!

I didn’t sort you out in Tianyuan, consider it your good luck!”

“Now that you’ve come to Liuli City, don’t even think about leaving alive!”

Wu Jie chuckled and said, “Did I kill your dear daddy, or did I screw your mom?

I’m catching the traitor Dou Cheng, what the hell does it have to do with you?”

“He rats people out, that’s his business, but you actually got someone to come after me, are you out of your mind?”

“Instead of figuring out a way to save your thieving dad, you’re here threatening me.

You really are beyond help!”

Meng Sihua let out a cold snort, rendered speechless by the retort, his face turning red, as if he had been constipated for months.

Next to him, Xu Feng threw his wine glass to the bodyguard and clapped his hands with a laugh:

“Awesome!

Capital A Awesome!”

“It’s been so many years since anyone dared to be so arrogantly blasé in front of me.”

Wu Jie asked with a sneer, “So how many points do you give this performance then?”

“Ninety-nine points!

One more and I’d be afraid you’d get cocky!”

Xu Feng laughed loudly.

Wu Jie’s lips curled into a smile and he said:

“That’s a pretty high score!

Then let me give you a friendly reminder!”

“Don’t get mixed up with that jinx Meng Sihua, or you might not only catch his bad luck but also see your IQ drop!”

Xu Feng glanced at Meng Sihua and shrugged with a laugh:

“No worries!

I’m the madman, he’s the fool, together we’re just perfectly crazy, aren’t we?”

“Right then!

Continue with your madness, I’ve got to go back to my room and show off!”

Wu Jie said with a sheepish smile, closing the room door.

Xu Feng paused for a moment, then suddenly caught on.

“Damn!

Now I really do have to show off!”

He shook his head and laughed heartily.

Suddenly…

A rumbling noise came from his stomach.

His face contorted, Xu Feng clutched his stomach and urgently instructed:

“Listen up, everyone.

If there are any noises, record them for me.

I really want to hear what’s going on inside!”

Immediately, Xu Feng walked briskly back to his room and headed straight for the restroom.

Meng Sihua, no longer in the mood to be angry with Wu Jie, hurried back and approached the restroom door.

“Mr.

Xu, are you alright?”

“Damn it, my stomach hurts so bad, I’ve got diarrhea!” Xu Feng cursed through gritted teeth.

“You ate the seafood too, doesn’t it hurt you?”

“Perhaps I’m immune, since I eat it often in Huhai!” Meng Sihua replied.

“Immune my ass!

Ah…

crap!”

Amid Xu Feng’s loud cries, a fart exploded.

Meng Sihua, from outside the door, felt as if he could smell the stench.

Turning his head to leave, Meng Sihua asked the bodyguards, but none of them had a stomach upset.

Now that was strange!

Could it be that the pampered Xu Feng had such a fragile digestive system?

Maybe it was the seafood combined with too much alcohol that irritated the stomach…

Meng Sihua didn’t dare to make a sound or ask more questions.

After a long wait, Xu Feng finally came out.

But before he could speak much, he headed back to the restroom.

After going back and forth three times, Xu Feng couldn’t take it anymore.

A group of people immediately rushed downstairs and headed to the hospital.

As for whether he would soil the interior of the Rolls-Royce Phantom worth millions, who the hell could care at that point?

But upon reaching the hospital, after various emergency treatments, the doctors were left dumbfounded…