My Wife is Actually a top-tier Soldier King?!
Chapter 1026 - 1026 990 Incurably Stupid!

1026: Chapter 990: Incurably Stupid!

1026: Chapter 990: Incurably Stupid!

This was a pure gold, bank-issued New Year Commemorative Gold Coin with a denomination of two thousand, yet it was actually priced at over ten thousand.

Chu Yunxuan took out the shiny Gold Coin and tossed it into the air.

With a swoosh!

The Gold Coin spun and tumbled in the air.

Chu Yunxuan silently recited in her heart.

If it landed face up, she would stay; otherwise, she would leave.

Regardless of the outcome, she would complete the path she chose, even if she had to crawl.

With a ting!

The Gold Coin fell, bounced a few times on the ground, and then suddenly rolled away.

At that moment, the bathroom door opened.

Wu Jie, wrapped in a bath towel, emerged, steaming hot.

“Hey, why haven’t you left yet?”

“I dropped a Gold Coin!” Chu Yunxuan hurried forward.

Wu Jie saw the Gold Coin rolling toward him and immediately bent down to pick it up.

“It’s heavy!

Is this real gold?”

Chu Yunxuan came closer and her beautiful eyes widened to their limits…

Petrified!

Stunned!

She couldn’t believe her eyes; it was incredibly unbelievable.

Wu Jie, after examining the Gold Coin, also suddenly became alert.

Damn!

When he bent down to pick up the Gold Coin, his towel slipped.

Shit!

No wonder he felt a chill.

Subconsciously glancing at Chu Yunxuan, Wu Jie immediately felt speechless.

Her beautiful eyes widened to their limits, her lips parted, her expression one of shock.

Please!

Couldn’t she show a bit of a girl’s shyness?

In movies and TV, shouldn’t the woman scream frantically and then cover her face, turn around, and yell “pervert”?

Why was Chu Yunxuan staring intently as if she had seen an alien?

“Uh…

your Gold Coin!”

Wu Jie tried hard to appear neither panicked nor embarrassed.

Being normal himself might help others be normal.

“I…”

Chu Yunxuan’s cheeks were flushed, and she was at a loss for words, not knowing what to say.

Taking the Gold Coin Wu Jie handed to her, her gaze couldn’t help wandering again.

“What are you looking at?

Haven’t you seen enough just now?” Wu Jie deliberately asked in feigned anger.

Chu Yunxuan lifted her gaze, her eyes sparkling peculiarly.

“Yes!

I just haven’t seen enough.

It’s my first time seeing it; how could I not be curious?”

Chu Yunxuan blurted out, sounding somewhat defiant.

“That’s enough.

We’ve said enough, and you’ve seen what you shouldn’t have.

It’s getting late, hurry back and go to sleep!”

Wu Jie turned around and walked straight toward the bedroom.

Chu Yunxuan quickly stepped forward, blocking the bedroom door Wu Jie was about to close.

“What now?” Wu Jie was getting impatient.

Chu Yunxuan bit her red lip, looking at Wu Jie with a pleading expression.

“I…

I…”

Her mind a mess, Chu Yunxuan had no idea what to say.

“You’re stuttering?” Wu Jie huffed a cold laugh: “What exactly do you want, can you just get to the point?

You’re not hurrying, and I’m damn near dying of impatience!”

Chu Yunxuan took a deep breath and summoned her courage to ask:

“I just want to know, when you handed me back the Gold Coin just now, was it face up or face down?”

“Huh???”

Wu Jie was momentarily dumbfounded.

Shit!

Did I bump into a female ghost in the middle of the night?

After all this fuss, was it just to toss a Gold Coin and guess heads or tails?

In an instant.

Chu Yunxuan distinctly felt that Wu Jie’s gaze was becoming colder, as if an invisible murderous intent was pressing towards her.

“Jie, don’t misunderstand, I’m not deliberately pranking you in the middle of the night; I’m just playing around!”

“I just didn’t know whether to stay or leave tonight, so I used the method of tossing a coin to let fate decide for me!”

“I know this method is foolish and thoughtless, but I…”

Before Chu Yunxuan could finish, Wu Jie immediately interrupted her:

“So, do you hope it lands heads or tails?”

Chu Yunxuan bit her lip and shook her head.

“I…

I don’t know, that’s why I thought of tossing a coin!”

Wu Jie chuckled.

Barely holding onto his last bit of patience, he asked:

“So what does it mean if it lands heads up?

That you’ll stay and willingly be my nanny for life?

And tails, that you’ll stop bothering me, work hard, find love, get married, have children, and live a happy life to the satisfaction of your friends and family?”

Chu Yunxuan clenched her fists tightly and nodded vigorously.

Wu Jie said with a smile, “Then congratulations to you.

I clearly remember that it landed tails up.

Go back and sleep peacefully, goodnight!”

After saying that, Wu Jie moved Chu Yunxuan’s hand blocking the bedroom door and with a click, he closed the door.

By the time Chu Yunxuan recovered from her astonishment, it was already too late.

The door had closed.

Her body involuntarily leaned forward to enter, but her nose nearly hit the door.

The cold door isolated them from each other.

Suddenly.

Chu Yunxuan’s heart felt as if it had plunged into a bottomless abyss, and the distance between her and Wu Jie became insurmountably vast.

Why?

Why did it have to land tails up?

Why were his words so blunt and direct?

Even if it did land tails up, she hadn’t seen it; why couldn’t he just tell a little lie?

She was offering herself for free, demeaning herself by throwing herself at him!

Anger suddenly surged in Chu Yunxuan’s heart.

She hated that Wu Jie preferred to sleep alone rather than letting her stay.

She hated even more that she had stupidly decided her fate by tossing a coin.

What she wanted, what she wished to do, why couldn’t she just decide directly?

Why complicate things so much?

Why hesitate?

Standing numbly outside the bedroom door, Chu Yunxuan wished she could slap herself.

“Fool!

Such a big fool!”

“I’m really going to be dumb to death!”

“If you love, you love; why be so pretentious?

Why the drama?”

Chu Yunxuan raised her fist, about to knock on the door.

But just as her fist was about to fall, she suddenly realized that Wu Jie would definitely not open the door.

Even if she screamed her lungs out, she couldn’t open the door.

So…

What else could she do?

Chu Yunxuan silently lowered her hand, her brows furrowing tightly as she looked around.

This spacious, well-equipped lounge area was carefully decorated by Chu Yunxuan for Wu Jie.

Every inch, every square foot, she knew it like the back of her hand, extremely familiar.

So…

What did it matter if the door was locked?

Chu Yunxuan quickly retrieved a spare key, but she didn’t rush to unlock the door.

“No!

If I go in now, Jie surely hasn’t fallen asleep yet!”

“So…

I’ll wait a bit longer!

Once he’s asleep, my opportunity will come, won’t it?”

Chu Yunxuan made up her mind and immediately tiptoed to the wardrobe.

Of course, there were no women’s clothes here, so Chu Yunxuan just picked a shirt to wear as a nightgown.

“This will do!”

After choosing the shirt, Chu Yunxuan quietly went to shower and change, careful not to make too much noise.

In case she woke Wu Jie up, wouldn’t all her efforts be in vain?

Chu Yunxuan suppressed the nervousness and excitement within her, and cautiously approached the bedroom with measured steps.

With a click, the bedroom door gently opened.

A graceful silhouette, like a stealthy thief, silently entered the room…