My Players Are So Fierce – Handsome dog Frank
Chapter 837 - 285. Brother Fa is on vacation, so this announcement is brought to you by Assistant Xiao Cui.

Chapter 837: 285. Brother Fa is on vacation, so this announcement is brought to you by Assistant Xiao Cui.

"Now you remember to call yourself my elder?"

Murphy snorted and said,

"I didn’t see you being so affectionate when you asked me to sever the blood connection with you. I’m not saying I can’t replicate this magnificent strength for you.

The main thing is, I still have some worries, Cui Si, I won’t lie to you..."

He told her that the official powers of the player world had already noticed the existence of this "information relay point" and expressed his concerns,

"Judging by the enforcement power that the officials have, as described by my warriors, I am very concerned about the disastrous consequences that could follow this otherworld touch."

"But they’ve already sent out their minions, can’t you just pretend you didn’t see them!"

Cui Si replied earnestly,

"You can’t just sit and wait for doom; you need to take the initiative in your hands. Besides, the link between the spirits of Another World and our world relies on your existence.

Little Mo Fei, you’re like the Divine Spirit in the legends, capable of flipping the table unilaterally. From this point of view, you really don’t need to worry so much.

At worst, we’ll send this batch of warriors back to their world and start over. We’ve already survived the most dangerous time of weakness. Even without your warriors, Transylvania can still sustain itself.

Of course, the Black Disaster is a big trouble..."

"Hmm."

Murphy held the Core Bead and thought for a long time.

Finally, under Cui Si’s joyous gaze, he took hold of her Calculating Pearl and began replicating the player forum’s functions into her bead.

This process progressed exceptionally slowly, and he said to Cui Si,

"The memory in these ordinary Treasure Beads is too small. We need to find some more advanced vessels, like this Core Bead in my hand, to ensure a perfect replication of strength."

"Leave that to me."

Cui Si winked, clearly having some crafty ideas in mind.

She was waiting for Murphy to complete the empowerment, but in the next second, Murphy reached out and gently tugged at her waist, pulling Cui Si into his arms. She tried to get up but heard Murphy snort.

So the Duke of Blood Vulture immediately understood what the annoying little Mo Fei was going to do. Was this little rascal planning to "collect his reward"?

Insatiable!

"I’m going to teach you some more things, about how to interact with my warriors on the forums and how to play the roles of the ’creator’ development team and the unpopular Dog Planner they talk about."

Murphy whispered in Cui Si’s ear,

"It’s a difficult learning process, but I think with your intelligence, you should be able to adapt quickly. Perfect, I think I also need a ’test group assistant.’

So from now on, your codename will be ’Little Cui’."

"What kind of name is that?"

Cui Si rolled her eyes in dissatisfaction and scolded,

"Why can’t I just go by Cui Si?"

"Just because you can’t!"

Murphy pinched her waist and said,

"Be good, now start learning your first task as an assistant forum administrator, about how to release a completely false ’development log’ and ’minor version update announcement’ that look real."

"I don’t understand these strange terms, perhaps you could explain them to me?"

"Hmm, have you been to a tavern? You surely have, right? In a bustling tavern, there’s always a pessimistic bartender responsible for chatting with the customers.

And the enchanting waitresses are always in charge of setting the mood.

I am that bartender.

And you, Little Cui, are the clumsy waitress I’ve just recruited for this tavern."

"That sounds so ridiculous! Also, can you keep your hands to yourself? I’ve noticed that ever since I gave you some courage before, you’ve become more and more brazen...

Ugh, don’t touch that scar."

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New official posts appeared on the forums, which for the players and the Appetite Relief Party was pretty routine. After all, this still-in-beta ghost game always pops up with a few online updates now and then to solve some minor player feedback and to issue some newsworthy information.

Considering most players were still battling it out in the game at this time, the forum’s Appetite Relief Party members took over the scene first.

Then, they discovered a rather "terrifying" truth.

Mr. Zihui: [Holy shit! Today’s update announcement wasn’t posted by Brother Fa’s admin account! So, does this mean the shabby test team has finally recruited a new member?

’Little Cui’? Sounds like a girl’s name.]

Border city prodigal: [A girl? Heh heh heh, how about a photo, girl?]

Catch shrimp: [Brother Prodigal, take it easy. Little Cui’s account is ’assistant admin’, she’s definitely got higher clearance than us, be careful or you might get banned!]

Border city prodigal: [Pfft, I’m afraid of getting banned? I don’t even have a helmet in my hands, I’m barefoot and not afraid of wearing shoes! I’m afraid of nothing! Hahahaha.]

Vomit Mud Sauce: [So, what Brother Prodigal means is, it doesn’t matter whether you get a helmet or not, right? SidewaysEyes.jpg]

Border city prodigal: [Go away! When did I ever say that? @Assistant Xiao Cui, Sister Cui, don’t mind me, I was just spouting nonsense when I had a fit earlier.

Please grant me a helmet so that I can contribute my strength to the testing endeavors in Transylvania!]

Samoyed Syria: [Yo yo yo, is this the superb backbone of an old social hand who knows when to bow and when to stand tall?]

Health Insurance War God Da Saien: [Stop chatting and look at the update content, it’s explosive~]