My Players Are So Fierce – Handsome dog Frank -
Chapter 1509: Don’t always be so highbrow; bring in some lowbrow to keep things grounded.
Chapter 1509: Don’t always be so highbrow; bring in some lowbrow to keep things grounded.
Although being called the Great Chief of the Blackhand clan by Sister Pomegranate greatly saddened Brother Meow, he had to admit that what she said was indeed correct. Ever since he entered the game and published his first gossip piece, his luck has never been good.
Not only was he unlucky, but his brothers also suffered the same fate.
However, it was precisely this terrible luck that forged the Big Bird Team into the top of the player community. Due to the horrible fate of the Blackhands, they were forced to further strengthen themselves to ensure that they could beat bad luck with their own capabilities.
And the strength of this organization wasn’t just reflected in the outstanding individual abilities of its members but also in the effective communication and perfect coordination across the entire guild. To achieve such perfect coordination, Brother Meow spared no effort offline.
Tonight, Brother Meow, unusually, did not log into the game. He summoned his teammates for a video conference, and the topic of discussion, needless to guess, was the upcoming Holy Blood Festival event.
"I won’t say too much about other things, mainly two issues!"
Brother Meow sat in front of his computer, which he hadn’t turned on for a long time, adjusting the camera while lighting himself a cigarette, he said to the others on the screen:
"First, regarding Sir Morphy’s challenge match, I don’t need to say much about this, we had already decided to complete the full match when we first triggered the task. I have already obtained recommendation letters from Count Bai of White Mountain, Maxim, and Lady Adel, just one letter short.
What about you guys?"
"I’ve collected them all."
Three Five Battles, short but solidly built in reality, munched on broad beans while saying:
"I had good luck during the Boxing Championship when Lord Kuder respawned in the ring. I got the recommendation letter after withstanding his three attacks.
But I wouldn’t recommend you guys try it.
The Civilian Protection Officer’s attacks are too sharp; I barely got by with the Divine Arts barrier sustained by Invincible and Unbroken. An ordinary Shield Soldier would probably be taken down by the first hit.
Right now, among the shield holders, I think only Niu Niu, Stick Brother, and Orchid have some hope. The rest either don’t have good enough combat skills or the equipment isn’t up to par.
However, Lord Kuder’s attacks should be dodgeable, but the requirements for agility and timing are too high. I wouldn’t recommend trying unless you’re a professional Martial Monk or an assassin specialized in combat."
"I’ve got mine, too."
The second person to speak, Brother Qu, curled up in a panda pajama set, shaking his leg while saying:
"Lady Lionea’s recommendation letter is somewhat challenging for those specialized in shooting. But it’s not completely hopeless. Including the letter given freely by Count Bai of White Mountain, I’ve also got them all."
"Hey, hey, hey, you guys are too much, meow."
Yan Song shouted within the screen:
"Either you have a professional specialization or excellent equipment, but I have none of them. The scout profession is too disadvantaged, I can’t even pass Maxim’s simplest trial.
What am I supposed to do?"
"Just chill."
Brother Meow exhaled a ring of smoke, spreading his hands, and said:
"This challenge match was intended for the top battle professions in the first place; it’s too hard for a supportive profession like yours."
"You could try the young lady’s knowledge challenge."
Little Hand, holding a cup of hot coffee, looking listless, reminded Yan Song:
"You don’t need to fight in that trial. Plus, I’ve just carefully looked at the post’s attachment, now Lady Natalie, Iron Fist Tenna, and Necromancer Bella have been added as NPCs who can give out recommendation letters. You might as well try your luck; maybe you’ll manage to get a few.
And Lady Adel’s challenge requires you to hit her three times within ten moves. Don’t scouts have an eagle-eye spell to increase precision hit rates?
Go and give it a try.
Even though your scout truly doesn’t play much of a role in group battles."
"Tsk, why not just say I’m a burden?"
Yan Song rolled his eyes. However, he also considered giving it a shot. Just as he was about to pick up his helmet, he noticed Little Hand’s poor condition and could not help but ask:
"What’s wrong with you? Got a sunstroke?"
"I don’t know. I just felt awful after getting up this morning. I’ve already sent my wife to her mother’s house, and now I’m isolating by myself."
Little Hand sniffled and said:
"You guys take good care of yourselves. This thing is a bit nasty... ah, no good, my head hurts so much. I need to lie down for a bit. You go on and talk."
After that, Little Hand’s screen went dark.
Brother Meow was worried about his cousin, but the others were waiting, and he needed to finish this meeting. So, he brought up the second issue:
"I plan to rent a booth. Didn’t you see at the end of the post? We can show the culture of the foreigners at this event to get material rewards from the administration office.
This might sound like a lot of trouble, but I’ve analyzed it, and most individual players can’t manage such group actions, so the five booths will end up being monopolized by the guilds. It seems competitive and requires the locals’ consensus, but if you’ve ever been to a rural market, you’d know that people naturally love to watch the excitement.
As long as we drum up the excitement and get the spectators on board, it’s really easy.
So, I think the reward for the booth is basically a giveaway. No sense not taking it. The question now is, what should we perform?"
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