My Perfect Female CEO
Chapter 342 Uncle-in-Law is Here

Chapter 342: Chapter 342 Uncle-in-Law is Here

As soon as Ye Fan and Zhang Lu arrived at the Zhang Family’s mansion, they were surrounded by three half-grown kids.

"Don’t move." The three kids, two girls and a boy, pointed toy guns at Ye Fan.

Of course, they weren’t real guns, but just toy guns.

"It’s a stickup, move and we’ll shoot you." The tallest boy, Mingming, said with a big grin.

"Be careful, if you move, I’ll shoot through your butt." Xuanxuan, the middle-sized one, giggled.

The youngest, Yaya, held a gun in one hand and placed the other on her hip, saying with innocence, "This mountain is mine, these trees I planted, if you want to pass, leave a gift."

Ye Fan had learned about Zhang Lu’s relatives, these three kids were Zhang Lu’s brother’s children, nicknamed Mingming, Xuanxuan, and Yaya.

Since he was pretending to be Zhang Lu’s boyfriend, he naturally had to play along. Ye Fan raised his hands in mock surrender, smiling wryly, "Is this okay?"

"You rascals, what are you doing? Do you have any manners?" Zhang Lu glared, casting an apologetic look at Ye Fan.

"Auntie, don’t worry, we’re just checking this guy you brought home. If you don’t intervene, I won’t spill that you like wearing thongs, sleep naked, and stroll around your room clothes-free." Yaya said, blinking her lively eyes.

"You idiot, you’ve already spilled it. Haven’t you heard the tale of ’No silver here, three hundred taels’?" Xuanxuan chastised.

"Exactly, you big dummy, keep quiet." Mingming scolded.

"How did I reveal it, could it be that I’m too smart?" Yaya pouted in confusion, then suddenly had a bright idea and giggled, "Never mind, we still have pictures of Auntie in the bath."

"Stupid, so stupid." Mingming and Xuanxuan scoffed.

Zhang Lu was flustered and sternly said, "Itchy skin, is it? Want a spanking, huh? Come over here."

"No, absolutely not." The three kids said in unison, hiding behind Ye Fan, as if it was only natural, "We’re playing with Uncle, what’s it to you, Auntie? Mind your own business."

"Say that again." Zhang Lu fumed.

The three of them hid behind Ye Fan, pouting.

"Alright, I’ll take you to get your gifts." Ye Fan silently chuckled and led the three kids to open the trunk, revealing the gifts Zhang Lu had prepared.

"Yay for Uncle!" The three kids cheered, staking their claim on the presents, bickering all the while.

The three of them, like little princes and princesses, instructed the servants to carry their gifts.

"Uncle, carry me on your back." Yaya demanded.

"Okay." Ye Fan agreed generously.

"Uncle, hold me." Xuanxuan insisted.

"Alright." Ye Fan chuckled helplessly. So, Yaya climbed onto his back, Xuanxuan into his arms. The two little girls clambered all over him. With no choice but to oblige, he went along with it.

"Growing up like this, still needing to be carried and held like a baby." Mingming complained.

"Big brother, don’t be jealous, you’re a boy, you can’t get jealous." Xuanxuan and Yaya giggled.

"I’m not jealous at all." Mingming retorted disdainfully.

The three kids at Zhang Family had strict upbringing, but each one was more lively than the last. Zhang Lu bringing a man home and the kids being on holiday meant they had to have a great time, showing no signs of unfamiliarity with Ye Fan, but instead, full of friendliness.

"Uncle, I secretly tell you, I have photos of Auntie naked, do you want to see?" Yaya whispered near his ear.

"I also have many secrets about Auntie." Xuanxuan chimed in.

Ye Fan let the two girls chit chat by his ears, unfazed. Zhang Lu apologized, "The kids are a bit immature, don’t mind them."

"It’s fine." Ye Fan replied indifferently.

At this moment, Zhang’s mom arrived. Zhang Lu stepped up warmly, "Mom."

Zhang’s mom responded with a smile and, with the discerning look of a mother-in-law assessing her son-in-law, gave Ye Fan a meaningful look, "You must be little Ye, right? I often hear Lulu talking about you. Make yourself at home here, don’t be reserved."

"I often talk about him? I’ve only mentioned him once!" Zhang Lu thought resentfully.

"Sure, Aunty." Ye Fan nodded slightly with a smile.

Only then did Zhang’s mom scold, "Yaya, Xuanxuan, what’s with you two? Don’t you have feet? Get down quickly, it’s too unbecoming. First time meeting little Ye, how can you bully him?"

"Grandma, we aren’t bullying him, we’re just close with Uncle." Xuanxuan and Yaya protested.

"Little Ye, don’t mind them." Zhang’s mom laughed.

"It’s fine, Aunty." Ye Fan replied.

"Hurry inside." Zhang’s mom said eagerly.

"Alright." Ye Fan agreed.

Zhang Lu watched everyone walk away, and only then stomped her foot in frustration, muttering, "Left me here all alone, seriously."

As they entered the house, Yaya and Xuanxuan jumped off Ye Fan and held his hands as they walked into the living room, smiling, "Grandpa, look who’s here, Auntie’s man."

Yaya and Xuanxuan dared not cling to Ye Fan anymore, fearing their grandpa’s scolding. They could brush off others’ reproaches, but grandpa’s was something they truly feared.

"Uncle, sit down." The three kids gathered around Ye Fan, warmly inviting.

Zhang Lu’s father, named Zhang Jiefang, had a name that perfectly matched the era.

Zhang Jiefang sat on the sofa reading a newspaper, exuding a natural aura of authority.

He glanced at Ye Fan, then lost interest as if he didn’t even see him.

"Go play on your own, you unruly kids, no manners at all." Zhang Jiefang said to the three children.

"Oh, grandpa." The three of them lowered their heads, stared at their feet, and walked away.

"Dad, what are you doing? There’s someone here, you know?" Zhang Lu complained, "You’re always too harsh on them, making them all terrified of you like you’re the plague. Can you ease up a bit, stop glaring so much?"

"Oh, spreading your wings, daring to talk back now, criticizing me, huh." Zhang Jiefang tossed the newspaper onto the tea table, displeased, "Just a few days away from home and you’ve grown a backbone. I’m the plague, so what does that make all of you, no sense of decorum."

"Stubborn old man." Zhang Lu fumed.

"Say that again." Zhang Jiefang warned of anger.

"You’re a stubborn old man, can’t even let people speak. Always arguing right when we meet, is that appropriate?" Zhang’s mom intervened, "When no one’s around, you argue however you like, but Lulu brought her boyfriend home, and you, the stubborn old man, always looking for trouble. You accuse others of breaking decorum, I think the one being the least appropriate is you."

"Not going to stoop to your level." Zhang Jiefang stated with a sense of mysticism.

Ye Fan chuckled helplessly, finally understanding why Zhang Lu worried he might end up fighting with Zhang Jiefang. Seeing the current situation, it was clear that Zhang Jiefang was the boss at home, used to giving orders, and had brought his work habits into the family life.