My gorgeous wife
Chapter 97 - 79: Get out, I don’t have a son like you

Chapter 97: Chapter 79: Get out, I don’t have a son like you

Linchuan University’s swimming pool was quite large, and since Linchuan City is located a bit closer to the southern part of the country, it would get quite hot every summer.

Lin Xiaoxiao brought Li Chen to the swimming pool, and as soon as he walked in, Li Chen’s eyes lit up.

There really were a lot of beauties!

And almost all of them had fair and beautiful skin, with their bikinis outlining their bodies’ curves perfectly. Look at that girl who just came out of the pool, those wrapped-up breasts must be 36D!

Li Chen’s eyes suddenly heated up. Although he couldn’t make any advances, at least he could feast his eyes, which wasn’t too bad.

"Brother-in-law, your eyeballs are about to fall out," Lin Xiaoxiao teased beside him.

"Don’t worry, they won’t. At worst, I’ll just pop them back in," Li Chen’s gaze never left the beauties.

"Shouldn’t you at least change clothes first?" Lin Xiaoxiao was speechless. She shouldn’t have brought her brother-in-law to this kind of place. Why did it feel like a big bad wolf had entered a rabbit den?

"Let’s go." Li Chen reluctantly took another glance at the beauties.

Soon, Li Chen had changed into his swim trunks, wearing nothing but a pair of boxer briefs, and then his muscular physique and scars were exposed.

Arriving at the poolside, Xiaoxiao hadn’t come out yet. Li Chen saw the girls frolicking in the water and dived into the pool head-on.

"Hello, girls." A few girls were chatting when suddenly a figure sprang up from under the water, smiling and waving hello to them.

"Go away, go away, we girls don’t chat with men," one of the girls immediately scolded.

The other girls giggled and then quickly swam off in another direction.

Could it be that my charm is fading? No, this is a serious matter.

Seeing that his approach wasn’t working, Li Chen moved on to another girl,

"Hey, girl, hello."

"Girl, you’ve got good butterfly stroke technique."

"Girl, that bikini fits your body perfectly."

...

After using all kinds of pick-up lines, Li Chen sat dejectedly at the edge of the pool, watching the girls frolicking in the water, feeling extremely bitter:

I can only look on.

"What’s the matter, brother-in-law, did those young ladies ignore you?" Suddenly, Lin Xiaoxiao’s voice came.

Li Chen turned around and saw Lin Xiaoxiao standing beside him in a bikini, a smile in her eyes, which made his own eyes brighten.

Wow, this little auntie is also a stunner.

Lin Xiaoxiao’s figure was impeccable, with her long, straight, beautiful legs and a waist that one could grasp with a hand, all displayed to their full advantage.

There’s a kind of beauty that, when you see her, you know that all other beauties just don’t measure up.

"Xiaoxiao, you’re so beautiful," Li Chen couldn’t help but stare with wide eyes.

"Of course," Lin Xiaoxiao responded, then puffed out her chest and, like a mermaid, dove into the pool. She swam underwater for several meters before surfacing.

Watching Lin Xiaoxiao swim, Li Chen couldn’t help but feel a bit of enjoyment; he had to admit that Lin Xiaoxiao’s swimming posture was indeed very attractive—far beyond the other girls.

The other male swimmers in the pool also cast their eyes on Lin Xiaoxiao, who had just entered the pool.

"Zhou Hong, isn’t that the girl you fancy?" someone said to his roommate.

The junior student named Zhou Hong immediately looked around and then fixated his gaze on Lin Xiaoxiao, an excited smile spreading across his face.

"Wow, she is really pretty. You do have good taste, man. Which department is she from?"

Zhou Hong kept his eyes on Lin Xiaoxiao: "I don’t know; I only saw her once here in the pool before."

"Come on, love at first sight? Really?" his friend was immediately surprised.

"Go away." Zhou Hong pushed him and then headed down to the pool, ready to swim toward Lin Xiaoxiao.

As for Lin Xiaoxiao, Zhou Hong was set on winning her over, and he had an advantage: he was a key member of the school swimming team. Using this advantage, he could naturally offer to teach her to swim, and then in the process, they might end up on the bed.

However, Lin Xiaoxiao didn’t swim for long before she headed to the edge of the pool.

"Why did you stop swimming, Lin Mermaid?" Li Chen asked with a sly grin.

Lin Xiaoxiao gave him a sidelong glance, all charm and no words for Li Chen, grabbed the handrail to get out of the pool, and then flicked her hair, sending water droplets flying everywhere.

"Damn, could you not shake off so close to me?" Li Chen was exasperated. Those droplets had all splashed onto his face.

"I like it," Lin Xiaoxiao said and sat down next to Li Chen. This action, however, caused Zhou Hong, who was swimming this way, to pause, and his eyes immediately darkened.

"I didn’t expect you to be quite good at swimming, like a mermaid," Li Chen complimented, as his gaze swept over Lin Xiaoxiao.

Upon hearing Li Chen’s compliments, Lin Xiaoxiao couldn’t help but feel extremely happy, "Brother-in-law, do I really look like a mermaid?"

"Of course, Xiaoxiao is already beautiful, and you swim so well, you are indeed a mermaid," Li Chen said, throwing all the sweet talk her way. For the girls, the first step is to charm them; once they’re charmed, everything else is easy.

Lin Xiaoxiao’s eyes curved into crescent moons. She looked at Li Chen, "Brother-in-law, why don’t you swim? Is it because you didn’t pick up a girl, and now you have no motivation to swim?"

Damn, I compliment you and you still diss me?

Li Chen said grumpily, "Brother-in-law is old, can’t swim anymore, just watching you guys is enough."

At that moment, Zhou Hong swam over and said indifferently, "It’s quite nice to sit and watch if you can’t swim."

Li Chen was startled, and so was Lin Xiaoxiao. Damn, when did you get a say in my conversation?

Watching this student who thought he was very handsome and muscular approach gracefully and then elegantly speak to Lin Xiaoxiao, "Fellow student, how about swimming together? I can teach you some moves."

Great, no wonder there’s an old saying, ’beauty brings trouble.’ Just sitting next to Lin Xiaoxiao, and I’m already caught in the crossfire.

Li Chen, seeing that it was someone pursuing Lin Xiaoxiao, was even more delighted to watch the excitement. See how you were making fun of me just now.

"No thanks, I’m quite comfortable sitting here," Lin Xiaoxiao frowned inwardly. This person is really rude, can’t he see we’re talking?

"Fellow student, swimming skills are honed through practice. If you don’t go down and swim, how can you learn?" Zhou Hong persisted, "Take him, for example."

Zhou Hong’s gaze shifted to Li Chen. Li Chen was taken aback. Why are you dragging me into this again? Do I have a beef with you? Why keep dragging me into your attempt to flirt?

"This guy here is obviously an amateur. His water skills and techniques are terrible. How can you learn to swim with him?"

Li Chen was both amused and annoyed internally. This guy was really something, putting down others to elevate himself. Didn’t he know that this was the worst way to win a girl’s heart?

Seeing as you are a student, I won’t make a big deal out of it.

Li Chen hummed inwardly, pretending not to hear.

Seeing that Li Chen didn’t respond, Zhou Hong’s contempt grew even more: "Others are swimming in the water while you can only watch."

Zhou Hong shook his head and said to Lin Xiaoxiao, "Fellow student, let’s go swimming, shall we?"

Lin Xiaoxiao was also angered, saying coldly, "Sorry, I don’t intend to swim with you, and your way of personal attacks is really low."

Li Chen internally cheered. Good job, good job, knowing how to defend your brother-in-law.

Zhou Hong’s face wore an undisguised look of disdain, "Him? Fellow student, he is not even worth my personal attack. Do you believe that in the pool, I could lap him?"

The look in Li Chen’s eyes turned slightly hostile, thinking, You really dare to underestimate me just because I’m silent?

A lap? I could lap you ten times, believe it or not?

"Young man, don’t be too arrogant, otherwise, it won’t be good if you lose your teeth," Li Chen said coolly.

Watching Li Chen trying to act mature, Zhou Hong couldn’t help but laugh, "Do you dare to compete? Don’t just talk. Let’s get into the water and find out."

"Why should I compete with you?" Li Chen also found it amusing. Are young people these days always so petty and jealous over trivial matters?

"Just say it if you’re scared," Zhou Hong said disdainfully, "Are we competing or not? If you lose, you have to call the other person ’daddy’ three times, loudly!"

A father and son game?

Li Chen was stunned for a moment, then turned and said, "Get lost, don’t dream of taking advantage of me. I don’t have such a son as you."

Next to him, Lin Xiaoxiao burst into laughter at his words, quickly covering her mouth. Her brother-in-law’s verbal skills were truly unmatched.

"You!" Zhou Hong was instantly furious and stared at Li Chen intensely, "It’s okay if you’re scared. Let’s change the stakes: if you win, I crawl like a dog here; if I win, you just need to bark once. Do you dare?"

Zhou Hong was so angry that he lost his reason. No matter what, he wanted to humiliate this man before him and trample on his pride!

Li Chen spoke with a serious face, "Why must you be so hard on yourself? You’re a decent person. Why would you want to learn to be a dog?"

"Enough talk, just tell me if you dare or not," Zhou Hong barked out, "If I don’t lap you, it’s also my loss."

Damn, I can’t just sit back and endure this!

"Since you’re so eager to demonstrate your affinity with a dog, who am I not to oblige?" Li Chen stood up.

"Good, I was afraid you wouldn’t agree," Zhou Hong said, his face dark with anger.

Then, Zhou Hong went over to the side and spoke to a few members of the swim team. Soon after, the students in the swimming pool were temporarily cleared out, and they were all overly excited upon hearing about the challenge.

"It’s a total of fifteen laps. Someone will count on the side. If I lose to you by even one lap, I lose," Zhou Hong came over to Li Chen’s side.

"No problem. If I don’t finish the five laps before you, I’ll take it as my loss," Li Chen said calmly.