My gorgeous wife
Chapter 492 - 465 Kiss Me Quick

Chapter 492: Chapter 465 Kiss Me Quick

A small path, just a few hundred meters long, yet for Lin Xiaoxiao, it felt as if she had undergone a rebirth. No sooner had she emerged than her face lit up with relief, vowing never to enter the Haunted House again. Li Chen, on the other hand, felt quite regretful—it was a pity the owner of the Haunted House hadn’t made it bigger.

"Xiaoxiao, you acted so believably, clinging tightly to your brother-in-law just now. Come clean, do you have some designs on him?" Suddenly, Chen Lin started stirring up trouble.

"Me? For him? Stinky Lin Lin, why don’t you drop dead..." Lin Xiaoxiao became furious and started scuffling with her.

"..." Li Chen was speechless.

After exchanging a glance with Chen Lin, who seemed to be smiling but not smiling, he suddenly felt guilty, as if he was caught red-handed!

Damn! But it was you, little girl, who deliberately seduced me. If you do something on the first day of the month, can’t I act on the fifteenth? Li Chen muttered to himself. He knew exactly how she had acted in the Haunted House—she hadn’t looked scared at all!

Chen Lin and Lin Xiaoxiao broke apart, and the three of them were about to leave. Suddenly, from a distance, came bursts of noisy commotion.

"Huh! What’s going on over there? Someone seems to be fighting..." Chen Lin gazed curiously.

"Let’s go! Let’s check it out!" Li Chen frowned. If it were an ordinary day, he certainly wouldn’t bother with such troubles, but at that moment, he spotted a familiar face in the crowd.

"Dragon Soul really is a pest, always sticking to me. What? Did I, Old Man, commit some heinous crime in your Huaxia..."

In the crowd, a young man dressed in white was mixing it up with two beauties.

"Hmph! You, a villain on many counts, deserve to be executed. Since you’ve come to our Huaxia, Dragon Soul is duty-bound to eliminate harm to the people!" Qilin Princess glared hard at her opponent, her face cold as frost.

"Wan’er, I’ll hold him off, you hurry and go, find someone to save me. We’re no match for him... if we don’t leave now, we won’t be able to get away!" Qilin Princess turned and spoke to Ouyang Wan’er beside her.

"Hmph! Think you can escape? I haven’t even had a meat dish since I came to Huaxia! It’s perfect that you’ll keep me company tonight..." The white-clad young man sneered, managing to suppress the two women decisively, and it looked like it wouldn’t be long before he could capture them both alive.

The trio exchanged blows, their figures nearly turning into afterimages, their moves dazzling the onlookers in the bustling market, immediately stirring up a sensation.

"Wow! Look at them fight, it’s just like shooting a martial arts film!"

"Martial arts films are this good? They should go make movies, the crew wouldn’t even need to hire a special effects team!"

"Director, where’s the director?"

...

Passersby discussed animatedly as Li Chen approached with Lin Xiaoxiao.

"Hey! I say, you two are too weak, two against one and you still can’t beat him! Need a hand?"

Li Chen adopted a lazy stance, eyeing Qilin Princess and Ouyang Wan’er.

"What do we need? Spare the talk, come and help quickly!" Qilin Princess’s eyes lit up upon seeing Li Chen.

"Ouch! This handsome guy’s help isn’t for free, I can squash this pest with a flick of my finger... just let me touch your cute butt, and I’ll kill him right away for you!"

"You..." Qilin Princess, appalled by Li Chen’s unrefined appearance, her chest heaving wildly, even missed Ewen’s moves and was nearly hit by a punch.

"Be careful!"

Ouyang Wan’er called out, blocking most of the attack for Qilin Princess.

"Come over and help!" Qilin Princess fumed, shooting Li Chen a fierce glare.

"Haha! Knowing my demands, yet you still want my help? Is it okay for me to take it as you’ve agreed to my request for compensation?" Li Chen laughed heartily.

"Help? To speak such grand words as one about to die..." Suddenly, on the battlefield, Ewen sharply turned his head, his face full of disdain as he looked toward Li Chen. The next moment, his figure blurred, charging directly toward Li Chen.

"Prepare to die!" Ewen roared, lifting his hand to throw a punch, intent on killing Li Chen right there.

"Ah! Be careful..."

"My God! This young man is done for! Who can withstand this monster; such a pity, the guy was quite handsome..." said a middle-aged woman with a face full of regret.

Ewen’s sudden aggression caused a series of screams, and some people even closed their eyes, unable to bear watching.

Smack!

The next moment, a crisp sound resounded. Ewen’s face now sported a clear handprint.

"That’s all the strength you have and you dare show off in front of me?" Li Chen looked disdainful, well aware of the man’s background—a notorious fugitive from the Dark Realm and a member of the Blood Wolf Mercenary Group, known as ’Cruel Wolf’ Ewen!

This kind of character could just barely make it into the top ranks of the Earth Ranking, yet he, one of the main gods of the Dark Realm, could kill such trash with a slap...

Ewen stared at Li Chen’s palm, touching his face in disbelief, and after a long while finally reacted, suddenly screaming: "Ah! Ahhh...

You’re going to pay! How dare you insult me, I’ll kill you!"

Ewen’s face twisted, his expression furious as he charged at Li Chen.

"Idiot!" Li Chen scoffed, suddenly lifting his foot and stomping directly on Ewen’s face, sending him flying.

"You think you’re worthy to show off in front of me?" Almost simultaneously, Li Chen’s figure blurred, appearing in front of Ewen and delivering several more slaps.

Smack!

Smack smack...

Ewen’s entire face swelled up, almost losing consciousness. From the moment Li Chen made his move to subdue Ewen, it all happened in the blink of an eye. The rapid change in the scene left the onlookers dumbfounded.

Uh...

"Hmph! Finally caught this bastard, wait till I get back and see how I deal with him..." Qilin Princess marched over furiously and casually stuck a Golden Needle in Ewen’s forehead, causing him to immediately pass out.

"Humph! Young lady, you better pay up my reward first!" Li Chen smirked as he eyed Qilin Princess from head to toe.

"Hmph! Dream on, as a Huaxia person, capturing such people is my duty, and you still want a reward from me..." Qilin Princess turned her back, grabbing Ewen and attempting to leave.

"Running off so quickly!" Li Chen chuckled lightly. Since his niece was beside him, he could only indulge in some verbal teasing, otherwise, if she went home and blabbered, trouble would ensue!

"Brother Cheen, don’t be upset with her! Catching Ewen, Qilin Princess really suffered a lot. I’ll take off first, Ewen has a special identity, I’m worried someone might try to rescue him halfway..." Ouyang Wan’er bid farewell to Li Chen, and without much conversation, hurried off.

"Wow! Xiaoxiao’s Brother-in-Law is so awesome!"

At that moment, Chen Lin excitedly grabbed Li Chen’s arm, looking up to him in admiration.

"Him? He’s just so-so..." Lin Xiaoxiao pursed her lips.

"Actions speak louder than words!" Li Chen rolled his eyes in response.

"Ah! I remember now, he’s the Huaxia hero who single-handedly defeated those foreign challengers from the martial arts world last time..."

Suddenly, someone in the crowd cried out.

"Ah! And he really does look just like he does on TV!"

"So he’s the Huaxia hero, no wonder he slapped down that ferocious guy earlier..."

Everyone started chattering at once.

"Hero, I love you..." Someone suddenly shouted, instantly firing up the crowd’s enthusiasm.

"That’s my idol! Honey, I want to sleep with you..."

"Easy there, he’s my husband! Honey, I love you!"

"My idol, let me give you a kiss..."

...

Surrounded, many in the crowd, mostly women, excitedly rushed towards Li Chen. Some even took advantage of the confusion to touch Li Chen all over, making him exclaim he couldn’t handle it.

"You guys go ahead! I’m out of here..." Li Chen struggled to move through the crowd, leaving this message for Lin Xiaoxiao and the others, then quickly made his escape.

When Li Chen finally squeezed out of the crowd, his clothes were a mess, and there were even a few lipstick marks on his neck. That was wild... wiping off the cold sweat, he straightened his clothes and quickly slipped away, deciding he must not be so high-profile the next time he went out.

Lin Xiaoxiao and the others hadn’t been mobbed by a group of crazed women, so they left before Li Chen. When Li Chen got home, Lin Xiaoxiao was already lounging in the living room watching TV.

"Yo! The Huaxia Hero is back..." Lin Xiaoxiao said gleefully at his misfortune.

Seeing his niece not only lacking sympathy but also reveling in his misery! Li Chen rolled his eyes, instantly becoming sarcastic, "Of course, brother’s a hero! And a hero who protected his niece from charming ghosts in the Haunted House..."

Lin Xiaoxiao blushed, remembering how she had been held by him all the way out of the Haunted House.

"Humph! Looks like you’re quite popular with the girls!" Lin Xiaoxiao changed the subject, standing up to pour a glass of water.

"Naturally! With brother looking this good, it’s no surprise everyone loves me and flowers bloom at my sight. You saw it yourself just now, all those beauties rushing to kiss me. As they say, opportunity comes to those who are near the water, and if my dear niece wants a kiss, then brother will just have to reluctantly let you take advantage of him..." Li Chen teased, eyeing Lin Xiaoxiao with a mischievous grin.

"Keep dreaming! Me, kiss you... haha, I’d rather kiss my Lin Lin!" Lin Xiaoxiao scoffed, glaring at Li Chen.

"Whoa! Are you into girls? No wonder you don’t want to kiss me. Oh my god, you and Chen Lin are roommates, come clean, over the years, what kind of inappropriate things have you two been up to?" Li Chen burst out laughing exaggeratedly.

"Drop dead!" Lin Xiaoxiao was furious and made a move to hit him, but unexpectedly, she slipped and fell right onto Li Chen.

Bang!

Li Chen was gloriously tackled down while Lin Xiaoxiao, following her momentum, ended up kissing Li Chen.

For a moment, both were stunned.

Lin Xiaoxiao’s eyes were wide, her mind went blank. The cup in her hand was already broken, her long dress almost completely soaked...

Feeling the soft touch all over his body, and seeing his niece not moving away, he naturally enjoyed it, their lips still locked together.

"Ah! Ahhh..."

As Lin Xiaoxiao came to her senses, she screamed, her voice reaching over a hundred decibels throughout the living room. Subconsciously, Lin Xiaoxiao bounced up, but in doing so, she stepped on some broken glass.

"Ah!"

The sharp pain made Lin Xiaoxiao cry out, unable to stand properly, and she fell onto Li Chen again.

Li Chen quickly reached out to hold his niece, but unluckily, his hands ended up right on Lin Xiaoxiao’s chest.

Li Chen subconsciously squeezed.

Uh... so big! So soft...