My gorgeous wife
Chapter 306 - 283 Unless You Give Me a Shoulder Massage

Chapter 306: Chapter 283 Unless You Give Me a Shoulder Massage

"Aunt Wang, I want something delicious tonight."

"Alright, I’ll make your favorite meatballs," Aunt Wang said cheerfully, content as long as Xiaoxiao was alright.

"Brother-in-law, I want to sleep with my sister tonight," Lin Xiaoxiao then turned her head and spoke to Li Chen.

Li Chen had intended to agree offhandedly, but suddenly his words halted. What, you want to sleep with my wife, so I have to sleep alone?

No way, absolutely not!

Seeing Li Chen hastily refuse, Lin Xiaoxiao pouted and huffed.

By the time they got back to the villa, it was already evening. Lin Yi had finished work, and Lin Xiaoxiao ran over to her with delight upon seeing her.

"Sis."

Lin Yi turned around, saw Lin Xiaoxiao, and her face lit up with a pleasant surprise, "Xiaoxiao, you haven’t visited in a long time."

Watching Lin Yi and Lin Xiaoxiao chatting, Li Chen decided to take a shower first, while Aunt Wang went to prepare dinner.

At the time Li Chen finished his shower and came out, he saw Lin Xiaoxiao and Lin Yi sitting on the sofa chatting.

"Sis, how are things between you and brother-in-law, ah?" Lin Xiaoxiao said.

Lin Yi’s face turned red, "Which things are you referring to?"

"Sis, you know what I’m asking about." Lin Xiaoxiao held Lin Yi’s arm and shook it, "Come on, tell me. Brother-in-law is in the shower, just tell me."

Lin Yi blushed. Really, how could she talk about that? Xiaoxiao could really push it.

"Sis, don’t be shy. Everyone goes through it, right? Just tell me so I’m prepared when the time comes," Lin Xiaoxiao urged.

Unable to fend off Lin Xiaoxiao’s insistence, Lin Yi flushed, "Xiaoxiao, do you really want to hear it?"

"Of course I do," Lin Xiaoxiao immediately replied.

"Well, it’s really comfortable; I can’t describe it in detail," Lin Yi admitted.

"Then have you gotten pregnant yet?" Lin Xiaoxiao asked curiously, blinking her eyes.

"Not yet," Lin Yi’s face reddened again, "We don’t have such plans yet."

And Li Chen, at that moment, was also walking towards them, but the two sisters didn’t hear his footsteps.

Lin Xiaoxiao asked, "Sis, do you still get your period?"

"Yes," Lin Yi stroked Xiaoxiao’s head resting on her shoulder, "That only stops during pregnancy, otherwise it happens."

"Ah, I thought you might not be getting yours anymore, sis. Aunt Flo has been driving me crazy these past few days, it hurts so much," Lin Xiaoxiao complained.

Lin Xiaoxiao complained while getting up from Lin Yi’s shoulder when suddenly, a head leaned in.

"Aunt Flo, huh? That’s simple," the head said.

Startled, Lin Yi and Lin Xiaoxiao turned to see Li Chen, who had suddenly appeared and were at a loss for words.

"Brother-in-law, could you not startle people like that? You’re going to give me a heart attack," Lin Xiaoxiao said irritably.

Li Chen came over with a smile and sat down on the sofa, right between Lin Xiaoxiao and Lin Yi.

"Hey, brother-in-law, what are you squeezing in here for?" Lin Xiaoxiao exclaimed angrily, "I’m talking to my sister. Why are you butting in?"

"I’m your brother-in-law. What’s wrong with me coming over?" Li Chen chuckled, feeling his beautiful wife’s soft body against him on one side, and on the other was Lin Xiaoxiao with her youthful energy.

"We’re discussing private matters. It’s not appropriate for a man like you to come over," Lin Xiaoxiao pointed out.

"What’s the big deal? It’s just about your period," Li Chen turned his head and tenderly said to Lin Yi, "Honey, I’ll take care of it later, and I promise you won’t have to deal with any period pain this month."

Lin Xiaoxiao, discontent, protested, "Brother-in-law, could you be any more disgusting? You make my sister sound old."

"Husband and wife, it’s natural," Li Chen asserted confidently. "You don’t have to listen if you don’t want to."

Lin Xiaoxiao was fuming with indignation, while Lin Yi looked on helplessly, "Alright, you two, stop arguing."

"Come here, let me have a look," Li Chen said, resting his hand on Lin Yi’s wrist, and before long, the pulse in Lin Yi’s body revealed itself.

Seeing Li Chen’s professional demeanor, Lin Xiaoxiao curiously said, "Brother-in-law, can you really take care of menstrual issues?"

"I can’t cure it—menstruation is a natural part of being a woman," Li Chen explained, "But I can help alleviate it."

"And have you forgotten who cured the acne on your face?" Li Chen glanced at Lin Xiaoxiao with a smirk. Joking aside, I’m practically a master of traditional medicine, aren’t I? I studied with Third Grandpa for so long that even though I only scratched the surface, I’m more than capable of handling your minor ailments.

Lin Xiaoxiao thought about it and her eyes lit up, "Brother-in-law, then check me out. Aunt Flo is visiting right now, so please take care of it."

"I won’t. Who was it that asked me to leave?"

"Brother-in-law," Lin Xiaoxiao began to act coyly, clinging to Li Chen’s arm, "You’re the bigger person, not one to hold onto small grudges, right? Why hold this against me?"

"Just help Xiaoxiao out," Lin Yi interjected, seemingly resigned to the fact that Li Chen and her sister naturally seemed to clash. Ever since they met, every encounter led to a verbal spar.

"Fine, fine, fine." Li Chen reached out his left hand and placed it on Lin Xiaoxiao’s wrist, his right hand still on Lin Yi’s.

After a short while, Li Chen said to Lin Yi, "Darling, there’s nothing wrong with your body. I’ll prescribe some medicine later, and that should help with the menstrual pain."

Then, turning to Lin Xiaoxiao who looked expectantly, he shook his head gravely and said, "Xiaoxiao, your condition is a bit complicated, unless..."

"Unless what?" Lin Xiaoxiao suddenly became tense, and Lin Yi looked on nervously as well.

"Brother-in-law, tell me, could there be something wrong with my body?" Lin Xiaoxiao shook Li Chen’s arm.

"Unless you give your brother-in-law a shoulder rub, there’s really no way I can help you," Li Chen sighed.

Lin Yi was stunned for half a second, then she chuckled, Li Chen really had a way with words, while Lin Xiaoxiao, flushed with anger and embarrassment, grabbed a pillow from the sofa and started hitting Li Chen with it.

"Brother-in-law, you’re naughty!"

"Alright, stop hitting, Xiaoxiao, it was just a joke. Hey, Xiaoxiao, there, I’ll get the list for you right away."

After the playful scuffle, the three of them came to a pause.

"Sis, since it’s the weekend tomorrow, let’s go climb a mountain."

Climb a mountain?

Lin Yi thought about it for a while and then smiled slightly, "Good idea, it’s been a long time since I climbed any mountain."

Lin Xiaoxiao immediately perked up, "Duan Ya Mountain is actually very nice, let’s go there tomorrow."

Lin Yi hummed in agreement, nodding, while Li Chen looked at Lin Xiaoxiao and then at Lin Yi, "Are we really going climbing?"

"I didn’t ask you to come," huffed Lin Xiaoxiao, "My sister and I are enough, you can just stay home."

"How can that be?" Li Chen immediately replied with a lofty tone, "I must be there to protect your sister. What if some bad guy shows up?"

"Then we’ll call the police. It’s just mountain climbing, it’s not like anything major will happen," Lin Xiaoxiao retorted, still holding a grudge against Li Chen for teasing her earlier.

"Okay, you two stop messing around, let’s all go together tomorrow," Lin Yi said.

The three of them chatted for about an hour, covering various topics. Soon, it was time to rest, and although Lin Xiaoxiao had intended to sleep with Lin Yi, she changed her mind after seeing Li Chen’s firm stance.

In the end, Lin Xiaoxiao stood up, "I’m fine sleeping alone, just keep it down, will you?"

"Keep what down?" Lin Yi looked puzzled.

"You and brother-in-law, your voices were so loud before, I couldn’t sleep. Keep it down a bit," Lin Xiaoxiao complained.

As Lin Yi listened to Lin Xiaoxiao’s sudden outburst, her face instantly flushed red, while Li Chen, who was drinking water at the time, almost spat it out. Damn, is my little niece really saying this to our face?

Lin Yi’s face was blushed, but she could only nod in agreement.

Seeing Lin Yi’s embarrassment, Lin Xiaoxiao teased her again, "Sis, don’t be shy, it’s normal. But you guys should really keep it down, otherwise I can’t sleep."

Once Lin Xiaoxiao went back to her room, Lin Yi approached Li Chen and asked in a low voice, "Do I, really make that much noise?"

As Lin Yi spoke, scenes of her riding Li Chen flashed through her mind, and it seemed that, indeed, she might have been quite noisy.

"Don’t listen to Xiaoxiao’s nonsense, how could she hear us," Li Chen kissed Lin Yi, then whispered in her ear, "She’s just jealous with envy."

"Besides, I have a new position for us today," Li Chen whispered into Lin Yi’s ear, "I guarantee it’ll make you feel really comfortable."

Lin Yi’s face turned red, and then she and Li Chen went to their room to rest. That night was destined to be sleepless.

...

The next day, the curtains were drawn open, and the gentle sunlight streamed in. Li Chen opened his eyes, only to find Lin Xiaoxiao standing before him.

"Brother-in-law, stop sleeping, hurry up and get up, we’re going mountain climbing soon."

Lin Xiaoxiao spoke loudly, but Li Chen opened his eyes, rolled over, and went back to sleep.

Lin Xiaoxiao was frustrated and started to shake him. Seeing that nothing worked, she grabbed a megaphone, placed it near Li Chen’s ear, and shouted, "Brother-in-law, time to get up!"

Damn!

Does it have to be like this!

Li Chen bounced up from the bed, shocked by Lin Xiaoxiao’s tactic. Without saying a word, Lin Xiaoxiao instead proclaimed, "Hmph, brother-in-law, if you don’t get up now, my sister and I will leave without you. I’m being kind by waking you up."

This isn’t waking someone up, this is an assassination attempt.

Li Chen helplessly rubbed his ears and asked, "What time is it now?"

"It’s already seven-thirty. If you don’t get up now, brother-in-law, it’ll be too late. Sis is already brushing her teeth," Lin Xiaoxiao insisted.

Li Chen was at a loss for words, "It’s only seven-thirty, I’ll sleep a little longer."

"No way, if you keep sleeping, we’ll be late," said Lin Xiaoxiao, turning on the megaphone switch again, causing Li Chen to jump, "Xiaoxiao, I’m getting up, don’t use the megaphone."

Li Chen was truly frightened by Lin Xiaoxiao. After getting up, the three of them had breakfast, changed their clothes, and set off for Duan Ya Mountain, laughing and joking all the way.

Duan Ya Mountain.

Within the bounds of Linchuan, there are actually several mountains, given the hilly terrain in the South, but the mountains aren’t really huge. For instance, the previous Linchuan Mountain, where Li Chen used to race cars, is now legendary for his tales.

However, among all the mountains, the most famous is Duan Ya Mountain, which also happens to be the steepest. The name "Duan Ya," or "cliff break," can be traced back to the Republic of China era. There’s a legend about two masters who fought a duel on the mountain’s peak, and one of them cut a stele in half with their sword. The battle went on for a whole day, and afterwards, both combatants disappeared.

The story has been passed down like this, and with Duan Ya Mountain’s steep terrain making climbing quite difficult, it has become a frequent spot for hiking enthusiasts. Over time, its fame has spread, and it has become one of the tourist attractions in Linchuan City.

"Oh my, sis, you’re moving so slowly,"

Lin Xiaoxiao skipped ahead cheerfully, the trio had already left the car, and after walking a bit further, they reached the base of Duan Ya Mountain.

Because it was the weekend, Duan Ya Mountain scenic area was exceptionally crowded with many people coming for mountain climbing.

It didn’t take long for the three to arrive at the base of Duan Ya Mountain, and as they looked up at the distant Duan Ya Mountain, they couldn’t help but be amazed.