My Co-renting Lady Boss
Chapter 831 - 0831: It’s Actually a Real Cake!

Chapter 831: Chapter 0831: It’s Actually a Real Cake!

"Don’t pin that on me. I’m a man of my word, and I stand by what I say. If I said you could smash my woman, did you think I’d actually let you do it?" Tang Ming wrapped his arm around the still-dazed Su Xiaoxi’s waist and said smugly:

"I did say you could smash, but I didn’t say you had to hit her, did I? And you didn’t say you couldn’t dodge, right? When we were splashing people with milk earlier, you could’ve dodged too, but you didn’t. It’s your own fault for not moving."

"You’re shameless! You’re just playing with words!"

The octopus-headed guy nearly blew a gasket, pointing at Tang Ming and yelling through gritted teeth.

"Sir, while what you said is reasonable, it’s still sophistry. You..."

Zhou Hai’s expression was unreadable. Although Tang Ming’s words made sense, he couldn’t just let Tang Ming get away with it.

"You don’t need to say anything. Earlier, your apprentice used Sun and Moon Company’s name to privately collect entrance fees at the door and I dealt with him on the spot. I’ve already offended you, so if you want to use official matters for personal revenge, just go ahead and make your move."

Tang Ming impatiently interrupted Zhou Hai.

Upon hearing this, the guests erupted into chaos. Many of them were victims, and now hearing that the entrance fee was collected privately felt like daylight robbery.

Zhou Hai’s face darkened as he realized Tang Ming had just publicly aired this dirty laundry, causing a major scandal.

"Ugh, ugh..."

Just as Zhou Hai was stuck between a rock and a hard place, a series of gut-wrenching dry heaves suddenly overshadowed the noisy crowd.

Following the direction of the sound, everyone saw Guo Yong and Qin Shou crouched on the ground, vomiting. Moments ago, they were excitedly shouting and ended up being hit by the cake, which was smeared all over their faces and mouths. The feeling was indescribable.

At this point, their faces were a mess of yellow and white, looking like clowns. They were in a pitiful state, and people were puzzled as to why they were vomiting so violently—after all, it was just a cake mishap. Was it really that bad?

"It stinks!"

As everyone was puzzled, Su Xiaoxi pinched her nose and kept turning her head away.

"Holy crap, it’s actual shit!"

Tang Ming glanced over and immediately screamed exaggeratedly.

"Ugh, ugh, ugh..."

Hearing this, Qin Shou and Guo Yong vomited even more vigorously, even spewing out the previous night’s noodles.

"So disgusting, it’s human feces."

"It stinks to high heaven, who made this disgusting stuff?"

"Is anyone going to do something? This is a restaurant, for heaven’s sake."

...

The guests near Qin Shou and Guo Yong quickly stepped back, cursing in disgust.

"Re-really..."

The octopus-headed guy stammered, his face pale.

"Honey, it seems like you just ate some."

The seductive woman involuntarily took a step back, looking at the octopus-headed guy anxiously.

"Not just ’seems like,’ he actually put the feces in his mouth and swallowed it. You’re way grosser than those two."

Tang Ming looked at the octopus-headed guy with disgust.

"Ugh..."

Hearing this, the octopus-headed guy immediately started vomiting, covering his mouth as he ran towards the restroom, not even bothering to argue with Tang Ming anymore. It was too damn disgusting.

"Honey, wait for me!"

The seductive woman quickly chased after the octopus-headed guy.

Everyone started laughing deviously. It was understandable that Qin Shou and Guo Yong were accidentally hit, but the octopus-headed guy had eaten the feces with his own hand—it was his own fault.

At this moment, Zhou Hai’s face was twitching uncontrollably. He never imagined things would turn out this way.

Originally, he wanted Qin Shou and Guo Yong to mess with Tang Ming by using a tainted cake to disgust him, but not only did Qin Shou and Guo Yong get caught in their own trap, even the octopus-headed guy ended up tasting feces. Meanwhile, Tang Ming and Su Xiaoxi were completely unscathed. It was a total backfire!

"Someone, quickly take those two to the restroom!"

Zhou Hai covered his nose, hastily ordering people to drag the vomiting Qin Shou and Guo Yong to the restroom.

The two were too nauseated to even speak, vomiting all the way to the restroom, leaving a prominent trail of vomit on the floor.

"Wow, I didn’t think they’d go this far, actually using feces disguised as cake to hit people. Lucky we dodged it."

Tang Ming sighed in mock lament.

"Sir, don’t you think that’s going too far?"

Zhou Hai glared at Tang Ming with murderous intent.

"Is it? The involved parties aren’t here anymore; there’s no plaintiff, so why are you meddling?"

Tang Ming stared coldly at Zhou Hai, sneering: "As for going too far, you should look into who provided that poop cake. I just wanted everyone to splash some milk and throw some cakes to bond, but the one behind this has a sinister heart."

"You..."

Hearing this, Zhou Hai was almost enraged to the point of spitting blood. Given the crowd, he couldn’t admit he had prepared the cake. Investigating further would point to a particularly malicious source, forcing him to drop the matter or risk trouble.

"If there’s nothing else, we’ll leave now."

Tang Ming glanced at Zhou Hai, wrapping his arm around Su Xiaoxi’s waist as they walked out, teasing: "Honey, you just got splashed with a cup of milk. Just wash up and change clothes. But I wonder how those who ate and were hit with the poop cake will ever feel clean again."

"Haha, they probably won’t smell good their whole lives, it’s too gross."

Su Xiaoxi couldn’t help but laugh in response, initially thinking today would be disastrous, but everything was under Tang Ming’s plan. In the end, they disgusted everyone who needed to be taught a lesson. Tang Ming truly surprised her.

Zhou Hai dealt with the aftermath, his face gloomy. He had planned to humiliate Tang Ming and Su Xiaoxi but didn’t expect the octopus-headed guy to fail miserably, and even his two apprentices reaped what they sowed.

Back in the hotel room, Su Xiaoxi immediately hid in the bathroom. Despite only being splashed with milk, she felt uncomfortable all over and needed a shower and a change of clothes before attending the auction.

A woman must always be beautiful, but who knows how that seductive woman is feeling now.

After showering, Su Xiaoxi put on a robe, opened the bathroom door, and while applying makeup in front of the mirror, curiously asked Tang Ming, who was lying on the bed: "Honey, how did you know their poop cake was actual feces?"

"I didn’t know."

Tang Ming responded listlessly: "From the start, I never planned for you to be hit by their cake, but I did intend for the octopus-headed guy to accidentally hit Qin Shou and Guo Yong. That’s why I moved us strategically."

"Ah? You didn’t know the cake was... Well, it seems someone really got what they deserved."

Hearing this, Su Xiaoxin felt much better.