My Co-renting Lady Boss
Chapter 617 - 0617: Distributing Flyers

Chapter 617: Chapter 0617: Distributing Flyers

"That’s more like it."

Chu Batian nodded, speaking awkwardly, "The mission Poison Sect Leader gave us was tremendous, wanting an ordinary person to reach the Martial Master Realm in a short time; without resorting to extreme methods, it’s simply impossible."

"So, what method did you actually use?"

Tang Ming asked with his brows furrowed tightly, which was something he couldn’t figure out. Even with his knowledge, he couldn’t think of a way to make an ordinary person become an instant expert.

"Cough cough, we had him cultivate a forbidden Martial Arts from the Poison Sect."

Chu Batian produced an ancient-looking canvas scroll and handed it to Tang Ming.

Tang Ming took the scroll and looked at several characters of Sanskrit that he didn’t recognize at all, stretching his finger, "Is this the Sunflower Manual?"

"Poison Sect Leader truly is a divine being."

Chu Batian hastily praised.

"Damn it, I was just bluffing!"

Tang Ming’s mouth twitched, and he said between laughter and tears, "Isn’t that a Martial Arts from novels? How could it actually exist?"

"Cough cough."

Xin Badao coughed repeatedly, gave Chu Batian a disdainful look, and explained, "Don’t listen to this old guy’s nonsense flattery. This is the Yin Yang Holy Method, not some Sunflower Manual."

"Damn it, I knew something like that couldn’t be a coincidence."

Tang Ming rolled his eyes and asked doubtfully, "So you had Chen Cang cultivate this thing?"

"Yes, but when we were teaching Chen Cang how to cultivate it, we deliberately hid the most important hint."

Chu Batian stepped forward, unfurled the scroll, and pointed to the first line at the top, explaining, "Actually, the Yin Yang Holy Method is very similar to the Sunflower Manual because the first line of their mnemonics is similar ’To achieve the Divine Skill, one must first castrate oneself’."

"Damn it."

Tang Ming leaped back, hurled the scroll at Chu Batian, "This is a Martial Arts specifically for eunuchs; you guys didn’t really castrate Chen Cang, did you?"

"No, no, absolutely not."

Xin Badao shook his head repeatedly, explaining, "Because such a harsh condition was required, none of us in the Poison Sect ever cultivated this technique. But as Poison Sect Leader had given us such a demanding mission, we had no choice but to take out this technique and have Chen Cang cultivate it, but we didn’t tell him that he needed to castrate himself, so he’s not a eunuch yet."

"If he cultivates this technique without castrating himself, what will happen?"

Tang Ming frowned, asking with concern.

"We’re not sure about that either, so that’s why we wanted Chen Cang to try. But seeing his changes over the last month, with a sharp decline in male hormones and an excess secretion of female hormones, I guess if he kept cultivating it, he would become..." Chu Batian trailed off, indicating that Chen Cang would probably turn into some kind of androgynous monster.

"Damn, you can’t do people dirty like that."

Tang Ming couldn’t help but curse out loud, speaking resignedly, "If Chen Cang finds out about this, won’t he go berserk on you guys in the future?"

"Before he began his cultivation, we had already warned him, and it was after his agreement that we imparted it," Xin Badao quickly said.

"Did you tell him that he needed to castrate himself?"

Tang Ming asked skeptically.

"No, not yet, but I’ve already warned him that he might lose interest in women in the future."

Chu Batian said seriously.

"Losing interest in women and becoming a woman are completely different concepts, okay?"

Tang Ming rubbed his temples speechlessly and said worriedly, "Just wait and see. If Chen Cang can advance from an ordinary person to the Martial Master Realm within a month, then give it some time, and he will definitely surpass you two. If he really harbors resentment by then, you two will definitely meet a terrible fate."

"Really... That won’t happen, right?"

Xin Badao and Chu Batian’s faces changed drastically. They had always considered themselves Six-star Martial Masters and had never thought about this issue before. Now that Tang Ming had brought it up, the future really was uncertain.

"I don’t know if he will, but if I were in his shoes, I would definitely castrate the two of you."

Tang Ming said viciously, for if anyone caused him to be less of a man, he would surely make them less than human.

"So what do we do? Boss Poison, we taught Chen Cang that Cultivation Technique just to complete your mission. You really can’t let such a thing happen."

Xin Badao panicked, looking at Tang Ming with a worried face.

"If it comes down to it, kill him before he gets stronger," Chu Batian said, with a murderous look in his eyes.

"Kill your sister, kill!"

Tang Ming rolled his eyes at Chu Batian and scolded him irritably, "You are my subordinates, and Chen Cang is my little brother. Here, you can compete, but you absolutely cannot kill each other. Besides, Chen Cang is your disciple, having kowtowed to you and paid his respects. How could you talk about killing him just like that?"

"Then, what should we do now?"

Xin Badao and Chu Batian looked at Tang Ming pitifully.

"Two options. First, give me that Cultivation Technique; I’ll see if I can come up with some way to improve it so it isn’t so perverted. Second, from now on, you must practice even harder. You absolutely must not be surpassed by Chen Cang before I figure out a way to improve the technique."

Tang Ming furrowed his brows and said seriously, "I taught you your techniques, so I can control it. But Chen Cang’s Martial Arts have nothing to do with me. If he really goes berserk and wants to kill you, I can’t help you."

"Yes, yes, we will heed Boss Poison’s instructions!" Xin Badao and Chu Batian nodded repeatedly.

Afterward, Tang Ming left the grove with the scroll, feeling secretly pleased.

Recently, Chu Batian and Xin Badao had made peace, and these two guys lost their competitive edge. The appearance of Chen Cang provided the perfect pressure to keep them from becoming complacent.

As for improving the technique, he would do his best. After all, Chen Cang was now following him; he couldn’t just watch a grown man turn into something else.

When school let out that day, Tang Ming followed Liu Mengting and Li Xiaoli to the school gate and saw three girls handing out leaflets to students in the biting wind.

"Oh my, aren’t those three Hu Wei’s girlfriends? How did they end up handing out leaflets, that’s pretty sad?"

Li Xiaoli immediately recognized the three girls dressed in Martial Arts Hall uniforms and called out in surprise.

"This Hu Wei really knows how to use people. The Hu Family runs a Martial Arts Hall in Songlan City, and he actually has his girlfriends promote it here. What a scumbag."

Liu Mengting said with a look of contempt and a cold snort.

"It is a bit disgusting. No matter how short on cash, you wouldn’t expose your girlfriend like this."

Tang Ming also found it contemptible, but it had nothing to do with him. He would rather think about what delicious food Uncle Quan would prepare for him that evening.