My Co-renting Lady Boss
Chapter 292 - 0292: The Young Lady’s Decision

Chapter 292: Chapter 0292: The Young Lady’s Decision

"Sir, your total expenditure is 28,800. Would you like to pay by card or cash?"

Just at that moment, the waiter approached Zhou Haotian with the bill and politely inquired.

"What? That bastard actually ate over 20,000 yuan’s worth of food!"

Zhou Haotian shot up from his seat, his eyes bulging in disbelief as he shouted.

"Dammit!"

Moli’s complexion turned extremely ugly as well; spending over 20,000 yuan and failing to poison Tang Ming and Zhou Dafu, in addition to being thoroughly humiliated, was simply infuriating!

Tang Ming and Zhou Dafu had just left the hotel, and Li Xiaoli and Liu Mengting followed closely behind. Everyone was in a great mood, especially Zhou Dafu and Li Xiaoli.

"Did you guys see that, ah? Moli’s face nearly turned green with rage from Tang Ming’s taunting!"

With sheer excitement, Li Xiaoli exclaimed, "That kind of woman should be scolded to her face, it’s so satisfying, ah!"

"Yeah, Zhou Haotian actually apologized to me of his own accord; it was such a surprise, I’m so happy!"

Zhou Dafu spread his wide grin, brimming with excitement: "I thought the Zhou family was going to make me apologize to Moli and kowtow to Zhou Haotian as an admission of fault. I never expected things to turn out this way, it’s just too exhilarating!"

Walking ahead with a grin, Tang Ming didn’t say much, equally delighted in his heart: "Today I had yet another free feast, and even consumed quite a bit of poison—if only this could happen every day, that’d be fantastic!"

"By the way, Ming, why wouldn’t you let me eat anything?"

Zhou Dafu rubbed his stomach, looking dejected as he said, "Seeing you eat all that delicious food nearly starved me to death!"

"If you had eaten what was served just now, you would have been poisoned to death because they put poison in the food!"

Tang Ming gave Zhou Dafu a reproachful look and started to explain.

"Poison?"

Upon hearing this, the other three’s expressions changed slightly.

"Right, I knew it! How could they apologize to a fatty like him and generously treat us to a meal out of the goodness of their hearts—it must’ve been with ill intentions!"

Li Xiaoli suddenly understood, exclaiming with an indignant face.

"Otherwise, given fatty’s former status, how could they possibly be so humble and apologetic to him?"

Tang Ming retorted, "Their goal was to trick the fatty into eating something poisonous. Unfortunately for them, they did not prepare enough, and I ate it all!"

"So that’s it!"

Zhou Dafu wiped the cold sweat off his forehead. If Tang Ming hadn’t been there, he surely would have been poisoned to death.

"But that’s not right. If they poisoned the food, then why didn’t anything happen to you after eating so much, Ming?"

"Do you think you can compare with me?"

Tang Ming let out a snide chuckle, proudly claiming, "If poison could kill me, I would’ve been dead a long time ago."

"Exactly, exactly, Ming is immune to poison, otherwise the poisonous Lingzhi Chen Cang fed you before would have killed you already!"

Zhou Dafu nodded repeatedly, feeling fortunate to be looked after by Tang Ming, or things would have been really troublesome.

"Hehe, fatty, you’ve managed to dodge this bullet. But it seems like you’re quite interested in that Moli, huh?"

Liu Mengting said with a cold laugh, giving Tang Ming a strange look.

"Since when have I been interested in that kind of woman?"

Tang Ming frowned slightly, responding in a confused manner.

"You are, I can vouch for it."

Li Xiaoli immediately shouted, "The first thing you did was tell fatty how it would be if he slept with her, and in the end, you also suggested he find a place to do that thing with the woman. I think it’s you who wants to have a good time with her, isn’t it?"

Hearing this, a black line appeared on Tang Ming’s face, as he explained speechlessly: "That was just to infuriate that woman. Don’t you think that humiliating her to her face is much more satisfying than simply slapping her?"

"Absolutely, it’s so much more gratifying!"

Zhou Dafu nodded and said viciously, "That bitch has always been arrogant and extremely mercenary. This time she actually groveled before us, and even when Ming and I mocked her to her face, she didn’t dare let out a fart—how satisfying!"

"Hehe, really?"

Liu Mengting looked at Tang Ming with a smile that wasn’t quite a smile.

"How could I possibly fancy someone promiscuous and shameless like her!"

Feeling uncomfortable under Liu Mengting’s gaze, Tang Ming quickly added, "Besides, her looks aren’t even one percent as good as Miss Zhou’s and not even ten percent as good as Xiaoli’s. How could I ever set my sights on her!"

"Am I really that good?"

When she heard Tang Ming suddenly compliment her, Liu Mengting instantly felt like a spring breeze had come, and though she kept her expression unchanged, she was thrilled inside.

"Of course, you are. If you don’t believe me, ask Fatty."

Tang Ming immediately looked over at Fatty.

"Right, right!"

Zhou Dafu nodded repeatedly. In terms of looks, Moli indeed couldn’t compare to Liu Mengting, and when it came to temperament, the difference was even more pronounced.

"Hey, wait a minute!"

Li Xiaoli, fiddling with her fingers and doing some quick calculations, suddenly yelled out in dissatisfaction, "So that woman is not even one percent as good as Meng Meng sister, but not even ten percent as good as me. Are you saying that I’m not even one-tenth as good as Meng Meng sister?"

"Did I say that?"

Tang Ming was slightly taken aback, having not really paid attention.

"Yes, you did! Tell me where I’m not as good as Meng Meng sister. Just look at these breasts; they’re easily several times bigger than Meng Meng’s!"

Li Xiaoli, looking dissatisfied, thrust out her chest as she solemnly protested.

"Xiaoli, mind your image!"

Liu Mengting quickly held onto Li Xiaoli and praised her, "Tang Ming was wrong. It’s me who’s not one-tenth as good as you. Is that better now?"

"Hmph, my face and temperament may indeed be lacking a bit, but when it comes to breasts, I’m definitely bigger than you!"

Li Xiaoli proudly pushed out her chest.

Looking at Li Xiaoli, who kept showing off her bust, Tang Ming was stunned—it really was huge!

"Cough cough, Ming, I’m going to head home and report to my mom. Let’s meet up tomorrow!"

Zhou Dafu shook his head, made an excuse, and hastily fled the scene. If he stayed any longer, he might get involved too.

"Big sister, I’m the one who misspoke. Both of you are like heavenly immortals descended to earth; that Moli next to you two is like a country bumpkin, a mere barnyard chicken. Happy now?"

Seeing that Li Xiaoli wouldn’t let go of his slip of the tongue, Tang Ming hurriedly took the initiative to apologize.

"That’s more like it!"

Li Xiaoli nodded in satisfaction.

Liu Mengting said contentedly, "You should be proud to be the bodyguard of two heavenly immortals!"

"Yes, yes, I’m proud, I’m honored."

Tang Ming dared not disagree.

"Considering how sensible you are, I’ve made a decision!"

Liu Mengting’s eyes sparkled as she stared at Tang Ming.

"You’ve decided what?"

Tang Ming shivered, sensing an ominous premonition.

"I’ve decided that when my fiancé comes, you will pretend to be my boyfriend, and then you will drive him away for me. If he dares to pester me, you give me permission to break his three legs!"

Liu Mengting clenched her fist and said fiercely.