My Co-renting Lady Boss
Chapter 166 - 0166: Spray it on your face

Chapter 166: Chapter 0166: Spray it on your face

"It’s me." Tang Ming stood up and nodded, "Teacher, did you want to see me for something?"

"I suspect that you have taken stimulants and would like to test you."

Liu Dalun said directly.

"Stimulants?"

Tang Ming was stunned:

"It’s like you’re making it out to be the Olympics. Do I really need to use stimulants?"

"Whether you have or haven’t, we won’t know until we check. This is a school, and if someone uses stimulants to cheat even in a small sports meeting, then it’s a character issue. Moreover, stimulants damage the nerves, and consuming them in excess can harm your body as well."

Liu Dalun said solemnly.

"Fine, then let’s do the test. I haven’t taken anything, anyway."

Tang Ming said indifferently.

"Exactly, does my brother Ming even need to resort to stimulants with his strength?"

The fatso also chimed in.

At this moment, a school doctor in a white lab coat came over with a small case and greeted Liu Dalun.

Liu Dalun asked, "Doctor Zhang, does the stimulant test require urine collection?"

"That’s the current procedure."

Doctor Zhang took a disposable paper cup out of the small case and handed it to Tang Ming, saying:

"Go and get some urine, at least half a cup."

"All right, I was just thinking about going to the bathroom anyway."

Tang Ming took the paper cup and smiled.

But Chen Cang quickly reminded, "Hang on, if Tang Ming goes to the bathroom alone, what if he swaps it for someone else’s urine? That wouldn’t detect the stimulants, would it? Mr. Liu, I think we must have someone keep an eye on him."

Liu Dalun and Doctor Zhang clearly did not want to go to the bathroom to watch a student urinate, so Liu Dalun said to Chen Cang, "Since you brought it up, you should go watch Tang Ming."

"Sure, I guarantee the job will be done."

Chen Cang was eager to do so and quickly agreed.

Tang Ming, holding the paper cup, grinned and walked into the bathroom.

Chen Cang hurriedly asked, "What are you smiling about?"

"Nothing."

Tang Ming, at the door of the bathroom, turned and asked, "Chen Cang, is it you who’s up to no good, huh?"

"What are you talking about? I’m just here to help Mr. Liu keep an eye on you. Don’t blame everything on me."

Chen Cang argued.

"Fine, if I catch you messing around, I won’t let you off the hook."

Tang Ming glared at him.

Chen Cang shuddered with fear but seeing that Tang Ming had unzipped and was motionless over the paper cup, he couldn’t help but urge, "Hurry up and pee, will you? It stinks in here; do you really want to stay any longer?"

"How can I pee with a big guy standing right next to me?"

Tang Ming said irritably.

However, Chen Cang insisted, "Anyway, you’ve got to be quick. To prove your innocence, you have to pee for the doctor to test. Otherwise, you’ll just be the first-place winner through the use of stimulants, and the people of your Class Five will lose all face!"

"That’s true, this time you’re right."

Tang Ming nodded and said:

"But with you watching me, I really can’t do it."

Chen Cang, however, said, "If I don’t keep an eye on you, what if you switch the urine?"

"Fine, just watch then."

Tang Ming faced the paper cup, but he just couldn’t urinate.

Chen Cang waited for a while, his legs grew tired, involuntarily bending his upper body down and rubbing his knees with his hands, but the moment he looked up, a warm stream sprayed onto his face, hot and with a strong pungent scent.

"What’s going on with you?"

Chen Cang stepped back in shock, his face soaked with urine and his clothes drenched.

"Sorry, the moment you looked away, I just started urinating. Maybe it felt too good, so it was a bit forceful. The moment you looked up, it just happened to spray on your face."

After Tang Ming said that, he pulled up his pants and walked straight out of the bathroom, snickering to himself.

Inside the bathroom, Chen Cang stared at the paper cup on the ground, half-filled with yellow liquid, and felt so disgusted that he almost threw up. After struggling in the bathroom for quite a while, he finally left.

Liu Dalun and the school doctor were growing impatient. Seeing Chen Cang come out, they asked unhappily, "Why did using the bathroom take so long, where is the stuff?"

Chen Cang raised his hand and passed over the paper cup, which the school doctor quickly took, then opened a small box, directly securing the substance to take away for testing.

"The results will be out in half an hour. I’ll call you then."

After saying this to Liu Dalun, the school doctor turned and quickly left with the box to do the tests.

Liu Dalun couldn’t wait there for half an hour, so he went back to the guidance office first.

Standing in place, Chen Cang was approached by Monkey, who immediately frowned and said, "Brother Cang, how come your hair and clothes are all wet?"

"I felt a bit hot, so I went to wash my face in the bathroom and accidentally got my clothes wet."

Chen Cang naturally didn’t dare to tell the truth, as it was too embarrassing. If it were anyone else, he would have taken up a knife to slash them, but against Tang Ming, even if you brought a gun, it was useless and you’d still get a beating, so he had to swallow this humiliation.

"Eh? There’s a strange smell, what’s this stench? It’s so unpleasant."

Monkey quickly stepped a few paces away.

Chen Cang, infuriated to the point his eyebrows nearly knitted together, awkwardly said, "Dammit, I just picked up a paper cup that had that bastard Tang Ming’s stinky urine in it, of course it smells."

"Oh."

Seeing that Chen Cang was angry, Monkey didn’t dare to mention it again.

In his heart, Chen Cang cursed: Tang Ming, you bastard dare to humiliate me, just wait. Once you’re disqualified, let’s see how you can hold your head up in school.

Thinking about Tang Ming’s tragic fate, Chen Cang couldn’t help but chuckle again.

Meanwhile, not far away, Tang Ming and Fatty were already bending over laughing. Tang Ming had told Fatty about how he had urinated on Chen Cang’s face as soon as he left the bathroom, and the two hid to the side, waiting to see Chen Cang’s embarrassed walk out of the bathroom, which turned out to be just as funny as they anticipated.

"Brother Ming, you really are brilliant. You’re the only one in the whole school who dares to piss on Brother Cang’s face without him daring to blow up at you."

Fatty clutched his stomach, his face red with laughter.

"Who asked him to be so despicable and even try to frame me? If he wants to mess with me, of course I have to show him some color. This time it was his face, and if he doesn’t learn his lesson, next time he might actually have to eat shit," Tang Ming said, curling his lips.

"Haha..."

Fatty, not one to laugh easily, was set off again at the thought of Chen Cang having to eat shit and burst into laughter.

Unable to bear the stench any longer, Chen Cang changed into a fresh set of school uniform. Seeing that it was about time, he returned to the guidance office to ask about the situation.

As soon as he entered, Chen Cang saw Mr. Liu putting down the telephone receiver, so he asked, "Mr. Liu, the test results should be out now, right?"

"They’re out."

Liu Dalun looked at Chen Cang and said:

"Chen Cang, you ran a second place, which is actually good. You should focus your energy more on improving your abilities, not on these matters."

"But Mr. Liu, Tang Ming took stimulants, which is actually cheating. I’m the one who was harmed! The first place should have been mine!"

Chen Cang hurriedly feigned the image of a victim and complained.