My CEO Baby Daddy Keeps Falling for My Tricks
Chapter 264 - 268 Dad is practicing martial arts_1

Chapter 264: 268 Dad is practicing martial arts_1

Qin Muchuan patted his son on the head, then turned to Lin Xiangwan. "Listening to our son, I get the feeling you might have taken advantage pf me?"

"I took advantage of you?" Lin Xiangwan involuntarily glanced at his body and curled her lips. "What’s there to take advantage of?"

Qin Muchuan narrowed his eyes. "Aren’t you aware of what can be taken advantage of?"

Lin Xiangwan pursed her red lips. "All I suggested was that if you two need to talk, better do it outside and not spend so much time chatting in the shower. You could catch a cold, especially Ranran!"

With that, Lin Xiangwan closed the bathroom door.

Then, through the glass door, she heard her son say something unexpected.

"Dad, I think mom really did want to take advantage of you and peep at your body! Otherwise, her face wouldn’t have turned red. She obviously blushed because she was caught off-guard!"

He believed he was speaking softly, but in fact, his voice was loud enough to be clearly heard from outside!

Lin Xiangwan was so angry that she thought her nose was about to go crooked.

What infuriated her further was Qin Muchuan’s response.

"Actually, your mother made a mistake, but it’s not entirely her fault. More than half of the reason is because your dad is too handsome. It’s only natural that your mom would want to take a better look at me!"

Lin Xiangwan felt like sparks were flying out of her chest, bright red flames continuously spraying out, and even black smoke seemed to emerge.

Was this some kind of a joke?

Were they implying that she had never seen a handsome man before?

She wasn’t that naive, okay?

Lin Haoran rather believed his dad’s words. "Oh... that could be possible. Mom does like handsome guys. When it was just she and I, she would always drool over the handsome men on TV!"

"Really?" Qin Muchuan couldn’t help but imagine her adorable side.

"Yeah. But..." Lin Haoran sighed deeply, sounding particularly distressed. "Dad, could mom also be attracted to me? She always looks at my naked body. Should I resist?"

"Hehe..." Qin Muchuan chuckled quietly, thinking his son was too hilarious.

Lin Xiangwan, standing outside, couldn’t stand to hear more. This conversation was just too unsavory, right?

So she shouted from outside the door. "Lin Haoran, cut it out, will you? I’m not interested in you at all. If you want your mom to be interested in you, wouldn’t you at least have to grow some muscles?"

Qin Muchuan frowned slightly. If his son had a muscular body, shouldn’t she, as his mother, look at him even less?

Never heard of a mom who continued to look at their grown child’s body.

Lin Haoran, feeling very scared, hugged his dad tightly, his charming little face filled with horror. "Dad, listen to mom, she’s already angry, she really does have a crush on me, she’s just too stubborn to admit it!"

"Hehe..." Qin Muchuan had to laugh again.

Lin Xiangwan, on the other hand, was ready to lash out. "Lin Haoran, where in the world did you get all this confidence from? I beg you, stop daydreaming, okay?"

"Woo woo..." Lin Haoran was even more frightened, whispering, "Dad, should I call the police? This is like the domestic violence they talk about on TV... doesn’t it count..."

"It counts!" Lin Xiangwan once again opened the bathroom door.

Pulling her naughty son from his father’s embrace, she took the handheld shower and pointed it at him, ruthlessly spraying him down.

The foam clinging to his little body was quickly rinsed off.

Revealing the small, skinny figure that had been sun-tanned during the past few days.

Looking at his reflection in the mirror, Lin Haoran wasn’t very satisfied. He wondered why he couldn’t be as fair as his sister.

The stray spray also managed to get Qin Muchuan wet, quickly revealing his body.

Lin Haoran blinked, blinked again, and suddenly noticed the difference between him and his dad.

"Dad, help!" Lin Haoran exclaimed, pretending to be very scared.

In the past, when his mom was always aggressive, there was no one to protect him.

But things are different now, he has a dad, someone who can help fight back against his mom!

"What’s there to be saved from, let’s see who dares save you!" Lin Xiangwan roughly scrubbed her son’s body.

"Oh... oh... oh..." Lin Haoran squealed, twisting in a mix of pain and ticklishness.

However, his mom’s hand didn’t lighten up at all.

With no one to help, Lin Haoran pointed at his dad and said, "Mom, look, dad’s is so big!"

Being unable to rinse off because of the lingering soap and foam, Qin Muchuan could only stand to one side, at the mercy of their scrutiny.

Lin Xiangwan took an involuntary look.

"Mom, why is dad’s so big!" Lin Haoran asked enviously. "Why is mine so small!!"

Pulling an answer out of the air, Lin Xiangwan replied, "It’s because adults pee more, so it grows bigger! Children pee less, so it stays small!"

Qin Muchuan was so surprised he almost spat out his eyeballs. He had never heard of such explanation before.

Her casual remarks were misleading the kid, wasn’t she?

"Oh..." Lin Haoran nodded in understanding.

Suddenly, he asked, "So mom, if I drink a lot of water, a lot a lot of water, will mine grow big?"

The steamy bathroom made it uncomfortable for washing her kid, which put her on edge. "Whether it does or not, even if you drink a lot of water, it won’t work!"

"Why not, why not?" he persisted.

"There’s no why not."

"Woo... Mom’s bullying me!" Lin Haoran cried unjustly.

Then he glanced back at his dad. "Dad, you explain it to me, unlike mom, dad will tell the truth. Dad surely knows more than mom!"

Lin Haoran said adoringly.

"Well..." Qin Muchuan thought for a while. He was unsure of how to answer his son. "Your mom’s right, if you drink a lot of water and hold a lot of pee, naturally it’ll grow bigger!"

"So I just need to drink more water, right?" Lin Haoran asked with wide eyes.

Qin Muchuan haphazardly nodded. "Well, you could always give it a try!"

"Okay!"

Lin Haoran stuck his tongue out at Xiangwan. "Mom’s always lying and not telling the truth, I don’t like mom anymore!"

Lin Xiangwan retaliated by pinching her son’s arm hard!

"That hurts..." Lin Haoran cried out in pain, pushing away the handheld shower in his mom’s hand.

The flurry of water sprayed directly towards Qin Muchuan.

Qin Muchuan had nowhere to hide. His body was covered with foam and he couldn’t leave like this, could he?

So he figured since one was his son, they’re both men anyway. And the other, his wife, there was nothing to be shy about.

So there he was, perfectly comfortable next to his son.

Lin Haoran looked at his dad and his gaze was full of awe.

One thing was certain, he had to drink lots of water tomorrow, keep drinking tons of water.