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Chapter 390: Yu Fei, You Are So Beautiful

Chapter 390: Chapter 390: Yu Fei, You Are So Beautiful

Behind.

Xiao Yufei pursued relentlessly, panting heavily, drenched in sweat.

Suddenly, the robber ahead disappeared, very mysteriously.

The terrain here was quite complex, full of ditches and bumps, with some small bushes; if the robber hid there, it would be very difficult to find him.

"Stop!"

Xiao Yufei shouted sharply and instructed, "Split into two groups to search, Old Qi and Little Liu in one group, me and Xiao Zheng in the other."

There, Evil God directly turned into a cop.

Xiao Zheng merrily thought, trotting behind Xiao Yufei, watching her wiggling buttocks and chuckling to himself.

Of course, he was not idle; he heightened his senses to the maximum, picking up any slight trace in the surroundings.

"Officer Xiao, here is a piece of cloth, it clearly just fell off."

"Hmm, he must be around here, be careful."

Xiao Yufei was undoubtedly serious while handling cases, with no time to joke around with Xiao Zheng.

Xiao Zheng heard a faint noise not far away, stopped to listen, and then the sound disappeared in an instant.

"Officer Xiao, I’m going over there to take a leak."

"Scram!" Xiao Yufei’s face flushed as she turned away and waved her hand.

Xiao Zheng smirked slyly and walked towards the direction of the sound, humming a tune as he went.

"Blow my trumpet, ah, blow my trumpet ..."

"Bastard!" Xiao Yufei, far away, was furiously embarrassed; here he was dealing with a vicious robber, and this guy still felt like singing. He was really carefree and heartless.

Xiao Zheng’s voice was loud, so the armed robber shrank back into a small pit in a bush, not daring to breathe heavily.

However, his voice was still heard by Xiao Zheng, who missed nothing with his keen senses.

"Hmm, this spot is not bad, just right for relieving myself."

Xiao Zheng unbuckled his belt, his face a picture of satisfaction, and a rush of water sounded, quite forceful.

"Whoosh..."

And right on target, the stream landed on the bush where the armed robber was hiding, just perfectly.

Xiao Zheng was smugly thinking to himself, "Ah, Laozi’s boy urine, preserved for so many years, is still so pure and flawless."

"Damn you to hell, Immortal." The armed robber lay there, not daring to move, his face ashen as he cursed up and down Xiao Zheng’s ancestors.

Xiao Zheng shook off the last drops and tucked in his trousers, tightened his belt, not only did he not walk away, but he also lit a cigarette, savoring it deliberately.

"Ah, this mountain has no mining value; might as well burn it down."

"Ah!" The armed robber nervously swallowed his saliva. This damned cop, if he really started a fire, Laozi would turn into charcoal.

A long while.

Xiao Zheng finished his cigarette, casually tossing the butt into the nearby bushes, nonchalantly.

Soon after, the bushes began to emit thick smoke, the flames fairly vigorous.

"Fuck!"

The robber was bewildered; this damn cop, carelessly throwing cigarette butts could cause a forest fire, didn’t he have any environmental awareness?

But what should Laozi do now?

Fortunately, he had just had a dose of "artificial rainfall"; otherwise, he would now be a roasted suckling pig.

Hold on, once this cop leaves, I must get away.

However, Xiao Zheng showed no signs of leaving, watching the burning bushes and pretending to be surprised, "Damn, all because of the cigarette butt, no good, as a good youth of the new era, I must put out this fire."

"Bang, bang, bang ..."

Xiao Zheng picked up stones and threw them, not hitting anywhere else but toward the direction of the armed robber.

"Son of a bitch!"

The armed robber finally lost his composure. Why did the rock have to hit my head? Seriously, how unlucky could I get?

It was a bloody mess.

No, I must not give up. Money taught us that persistence is victory.

However, as he peered through the bushes above, he was startled when he saw Xiao Zheng.

"Oh my God, is it necessary to be so brutal?"

Because Xiao Zheng was holding a huge rock, ready to throw again, which seemed to weigh about 20 kilograms.

"Let’s go!"

"Bang... Ahh"

The robber had just tried to stand up and flee, but it was too late. The rock, with a whistling sound, smashed down on him.

He felt dizzy, his eyes rolled back, and he passed out.

"Hehehe..."

Xiao Zheng let out a cold laugh, "Kid, playing hide and seek with Laozi? I’ll play you to death!"

From afar.

Xiao Yufei saw the thick smoke and ran over, confused, "Who started the fire?"

"I don’t know!"

Xiao Zheng sniffed his nose vigorously, puzzled, and asked, "Officer Xiao, do you smell barbecued meat?"

"Hmm?"

Xiao Yufei furrowed her little nose and followed the smell to the edge of the bushes, where she kicked away some of the shrubs.

She saw a man suddenly leap up, screaming with his hand covered. His left hand was severely burned, and his face looked as black as the bottom of a pot.

It was the armed robber, but now he couldn’t use his shotgun anymore as he was screaming and howling in pain.

He had passed out before; now unfortunately, he was awoken by the burns.

"Hmm?"

Xiao Yufei jumped back in surprise, retreated, and raised her service pistol at him, commanding, "Put your hands up, hold your head with both hands!"

"Sis, just arrest me, I swear I won’t run anymore. You cops are too damn ruthless," the robber said dejectedly, with tears pouring down his face.

Xiao Yufei quickly handcuffed him, grinning as if she was a proud little hen.

She pressed her walkie-talkie, excitedly reporting, "Calling the command center, this is Xiao Yufei, two robbers are in custody, one dead, one injured, please advise!"

"Command center received. Hold your position. An ambulance and additional police officers will arrive soon."

"Roger that!"

Xiao Yufei put away her walkie-talkie, looked at Xiao Zheng arrogantly, and proudly stated, "Xiao Zheng, see that? I’ve gained another merit. Promotion and fortune are just around the corner."

Having said that, she casually rubbed her small face, instantly turning into a cute little cat, her hands still dusty with grass.

"Hmm, Officer Xiao, you’re truly beautiful—bubbling with beauty!"

Xiao Zheng looked at her smiling yet not smiling, and then he turned and walked away.

"Am I really beautiful? I have to see for myself."

Xiao Yufei took out a small mirror, vainly admired herself, and immediately her face darkened as she watched Xiao Zheng walking away, grinding her teeth in anger.

"You bastard, just you wait, I was thinking of taking you to shoot some guns and show you the world. Now, that’s not happening!"

Having said that, this tough girl clearly didn’t understand the implication of Xiao Zheng’s previous remark and stormed off in a huff.

Meanwhile, the poor robber felt an urge to curse out loud. This was a police matter; what did it have to do with you?

[Lately I’ve been keeping to a minimum of five posts, but in a few days, I am likely to have a burst again.]