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Chapter 295: Laozi Is Just Sprinkling Dog Food, Woof Woof Woof (10 More Updates!)

Chapter 295: Chapter 295: Laozi Is Just Sprinkling Dog Food, Woof Woof Woof (10 More Updates!)

"Brothers and sisters, do you think this Crystal Ball is fake? Well now, I will prove it to you!"

Chu Xiaoran’s beautiful eyes flashed with a hint of doubt, watching his movements intently, not wanting to miss a second, afraid that he would cheat.

And the fans were frantically commenting, questioning the authenticity of the Crystal Ball.

Chu Xiaoran flipped out a shopping receipt and waved it in front of the camera, cheerfully saying, "Everyone, polish your eyes and take a look at this receipt. This is a crystal ornament I bought from the Swarovski counter at Wanda Square, with proof and evidence, no deception involved."

The barrage of fans’ comments became even more tumultuous, and their doubts grew even wilder.

"If it’s a magic trick, then it must surely be a prop, how could it be real?"

"That’s right, even receipts can be fake. In this day and age, when even hymens can be restored, what isn’t fake?"

"Unless you present evidence as solid as blood to shut this lady up!"

"Haha, the person above must have reincarnated."

"..."

Chu Xiaoran was bewildered, like an ant on a hot pan, anxiously spinning in circles, at a loss.

She looked towards Xiao Zheng and saw that he actually picked up a piece of crystal shard and slowly approached his left hand with it, a faint smile in his eyes.

"What are you going to do?"

"Evidence as solid as blood, coming right up!"

Xiao Zheng smiled cruelly at the camera as the crystal shard pierced into the skin of his left hand.

Blood spurted out immediately, the scent of blood filling the air, with drops of bright red blood falling onto the table.

"Drip drop drip drop..."

The fans were stunned, holy shit, did he have to go this far? This was actual blood gushing out.

"Brother Ah Zheng, you are truly something, facing the blood courageously, a real warrior indeed."

"I’m freaking out, there’s murderous intent, my fellow peasants feel a chill in the crotch area."

"Sorry, I think I entered the wrong live stream!"

"Ah Zheng, are you being serious? I really admire your courage, there’s no escaping ten rockets for you."

"Damn, it’s tough being a streamer these days, the money they earn is seriously blood money."

"..."

Chu Xiaoran was terrified, looking at his left hand continue to bleed, tears welling up in her beautiful eyes, she hastily stood up, found a band-aid, and stuck it on his wound.

"You’re so silly, for real!"

"Silly girl, don’t talk to me in the tone of Xianglin’s wife. It’s just a small wound, it’s nothing."

Xiao Zheng wasn’t just talking nonsense. In the countless battles he fought, getting wounded was inevitable, and the blood he shed tonight wasn’t even worth mentioning in comparison.

Lord Guan dared to scrape bone to cure poison because he’d become numb to pain, blood was just blood, nothing more than a common sight.

Watching their "Romeo and Juliet" act, the fans were displeased, since when did the live stream turn into a public display of affection?

Show off your love and you’ll die fast. Act arrogant and you’ll get struck by lightning, don’t you know that?

"There are two minutes left before the live stream ends, do you still want rockets? Hurry up and perform."

"Ahhh... Brother Ah Zheng, you’re awesome! If you want blood, there’s blood, if you want tenderness, there’s tenderness, truly a once-in-a-century, peerless master."

"No more nonsense, sunflower seeds, cigarettes, peanuts, anyone want some? Let’s watch Brother Ah Zheng show off."

Xiao Zheng smiled indifferently, took a few crystal shards in his hand, clumped his fingers together, and violently rubbed them.

"Swish swish swish..."

And then, a layer of crystal powder appeared on the table, so fine that it was indiscernible to the naked eye.

Chapter 13: Chu Xiaoran’s smugness gets the better of her

The fans exploded into a frenzy, with comments cascading down like flowers dropped by heavenly maidens, the numbers rocketing straight up.

"Princess Xiao Ran, zoom in the camera, has this old monk gone blind? I can’t see clearly."

"Holy moly... it’s legit, it’s more finely crushed than the soy milk made by a Jiuyang soy milk machine."

"Good lord, Brother Ah Zheng, are you even human?"

"..."

After the bloody performance concluded, Xiao Zheng smiled as if bathed in the spring breeze, "Brothers and sisters, surprised or not? Envious or not? Laozi is simply a god, a male god. Hurry up, start sending those rockets and airplanes."

"Whoosh whoosh whoosh..."

In an instant, all the godly tycoons made their move again, the screen once again dominated by their presence, more ferocious than a flood or tsunami.

Time continued on, but the fans’ enthusiasm could not be stopped.

"Xiao Zheng, the next host is urging you, it’s time to step down from the mic."

While Chu Xiaoran was surprised, she encountered a thorny issue: the fans were still furiously gifting presents.

The most painful thing in life is having to step down from the mic before all the rockets have been sent.

Those were all adorable "money" notes; to abandon them would be heart-wrenching, wouldn’t it?

Xiao Zheng laughed generously, "What’s there to worry about? Be a bit more carefree; part with something to gain something."

What the heck!

Chu Xiaoran’s beautiful eyes widened, dumbfounded. This guy’s reasoning is so sound, I’m left speechless.

She steadied herself, approached the microphone with feigned boldness, and gently said, "Thank you, big shots, for your rewards. Princess Xiao Ran and her Guard Commander are about to step down, rain or shine, let’s not miss each other same time tomorrow night, mmm-hmm..."

This girl even blew a kiss and slung a flirtatious wink at the end.

This undoubtedly added fuel to the fire; the fans got even more excited—heck, that’s the kind of girl they wanted, one pinch and you get a splash of water.

Her reluctance to leave the mic made the next host anxious, who called the Douyu customer service in a huff, complaining about this shameless couple.

The customer service didn’t dare to delay and immediately contacted the duty manager, explaining the situation as it was.

The duty manager sneered, saying indifferently, "Tell her if she can also earn tens of thousands in one night, Laozi would also allow her to delay the show."

"Um..."

Upon hearing the message conveyed back by customer service, the female host was flabbergasted—damn, it really was a society that judged by looks and wealth.

It was just this realistic, she was speechless and could only weep.

Humph, Princess Xiao Ran, right? I’ll launch a peer boycott against you, you b*tch; just you wait!

However, perhaps her resentment reached the heavens, for just as she was seething with anger, she got to take over the mic; turns out Princess Xiao Ran had already stepped down.

Fans watched her tears streaming down her face, all abuzz with comments.

"Holy cow, did the cutie cry from anger? Look at that pear-blossom-tear-stained face, so pitiful and wretched."

"Crying for who to see? Princess Xiao Ran is gone, this virgin is also leaving."

"Agreeing with the previous comment, lights off, door locked, pulling down my pants, off to sleep I go."

"..."

The female host got furious, but she still had to take the mic. She composed herself, flashed a smile with a chaotic grace that seemed forced upon her.

...

After stepping down from the mic, Chu Xiaoran was ecstatic to the point of losing her composure, jumping on Xiao Zheng with a cheer, wrapping her arms around his neck, shaking him recklessly, and humming a smug little tune to herself.

"We’ve made money, we’ve made money, I don’t know how to spend it, left hand holding a cell phone, right hand leading a donkey moto..."

"Enough already! Haven’t you ever seen money before?" Although Xiao Zheng lusted after her delicate and boneless figure, this was not the time.

[For livelihood, Xiao Drunk once again bursts with ten more Chapters! Adding to the twenty from last night, that’s a total of thirty Chapters! Can’t even straighten my back anymore, but adding some light-hearted content as suggested by reader brothers, since it’s a city novel after all, it should be a bit more relaxing, huh. Thanks for the rewards, brothers and sisters, Xiao Drunk has seen them.]