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Chapter 286: The uncle nicknamed Da Gou, he bites

Chapter 286: Chapter 286: The uncle nicknamed Da Gou, he bites

The excavator rushed forward aggressively, barreling towards Wang Qingyun.

The driver, with a cigarette hanging from his mouth, chose to slam on the brakes when he was about a meter away from Wang Qingyun.

"Damn it, the brake pads aren’t working properly... damn damn damn"

He was terrified. If he continued this way and accidentally crushed someone, he would face prison time under a blur of blood and flesh.

Laozi isn’t Lu Xun, after all, I dare not face the vivid blood or the bleak life.

What to do, what to do?

Just as the excavator was about 20 cm from Wang Qingyun, Shen Wenlong, who was not far away, could no longer stand by. He sprinted forward, grabbing the mother and daughter and hurling them to the side.

"Holy crap, that was close!"

Shen Wenlong wiped the sweat from his forehead, thankful that he had intervened in time; otherwise, the two ladies would’ve been flattened.

Da Gou also wiped away his sweat. Damn, that was a close call.

The excavator driver wiped away his tears. After all, I’m a graduate from Lanxiang; divine protection follows me everywhere.

He stopped the excavator and hopped down, proudly saying, "Brother Gou, mission accomplished!"

"Accomplished my ass, get out of here."

"Uh..."

The driver was flabbergasted. Damn, it’s tough to get any job done these days.

Da Gou had achieved his goal and felt relieved. Hands behind his back, he walked up to the Shen family with a smile.

"Uncle, auntie, young lady, I’m definitely demolishing this house today."

The three members of the Shen family were terrified, still in shock.

Shen Wenlong, being a tough guy, pulled out a cigarette and offered one to Da Gou, trying to appease him, "Da Gou, oh no, Lord Dog, it’s not that we won’t let you demolish; it’s just that the payment is too little, add a bit more, just add a bit more..."

"Add what? 5000 per square meter, take it or leave it! Hey, you there, idiot, go demolish it!"

Me, an idiot? I’ll make you look like a fool.

The heart of the excavator driver was crumbling because I’m not stupid, but taking money to work for someone is only right and proper.

"Alright, Brother Gou, just watch! Ten minutes, and it’ll be leveled."

Shen Wenlong was dumbfounded, ingratiatingly saying, "Hold on, Lord Dog, can’t we just talk this over? Why the rush?"

"Exactly, Lord Dog, let’s discuss it first," Wang Qingyun was no longer that fierce heroine, immediately offering a nervous smile.

Wow, ’that dog’? Are we swearing now? That doesn’t sound sincere.

Da Gou rolled his eyes and waved at the waiting driver.

Wang Qingyun quickly grabbed his arm, trying to charm him with a smile, "This, Lord Dog, maybe add just a little more?"

Holy crap!

Da Gou sweated profusely; that sounded like haggling with a streetwalker, still gripping my arm. Could this woman have been an escort before? She seemed quite experienced.

"Auntie, let go of me, please, no touching."

"So, Lord Dog, there’s really no room for negotiation?"

"Not necessarily! It all depends on your sincerity!"

"Name your price!"

Shen Wenlong and Wang Qingyun exchanged glances, both eyes brimming with joy. There might be a way through this.

Shen Jiayi, pretty as a picture, stood behind her parents, staring at Lord Dog, who didn’t look like a nice man at all.

And she was right.

Da Gou, with his hands behind his back and sporting sleazy sunglasses, leered at Shen Jiayi and said with a sly smile, "Uncle, auntie, there’s an old saying, isn’t there? It’s better for a girl to marry well than to do well. Don’t you think?"

"What do you mean by that?" Shen Wenlong was utterly confused.

Wang Qingyun, eyeing Da Gou and seeing the mischief in his eyes, felt a pang of fear, fearing the worst—could this be about Jiayi?

"Da Gou, Jiayi is still young and has no plans for marriage. Just give up already,"

"Uh, Auntie, am I that ugly?"

"Quite ugly! Shifty-eyed rat!"

Damn, talk about not saving face. In front of so many people, this personal attack, utterly disgraceful.

Da Gou rolled his eyes and turned around firmly, not forgetting to glance at Shen Jiayi.

"Second Fool, tear it down for me! You have five minutes!"

"Yes, Boss!"

"Don’t interfere, Brother Gou, Brother Gou..."

Shen Wenlong and Wang Qingyun were like ants on a hot pan, extremely anxious.

Shen Jiayi also stepped forward, gently saying, "Brother Gou, we’re all from the same village, why must you make things difficult for us?"

"Hehe, that voice, brother’s heart is melting. Follow me, I earn a million a year, I can support you."

Da Gou turned around, slowly walked up to Shen Jiayin, blatantly lifted his hand, and touched Shen Jiayi’s face, snuffling her scent, his face one of intoxication.

Shen Jiayi quickly dodged backwards. This beast, truly shameless.

"Brother Gou, let’s talk nicely, there’s no need for hands-on,"

"Your mom just got handsy with me, did I say anything? Now it’s your turn, and you act all delicate?"

Da Gou’s face leered, laughing creepily as he stepped closer to Shen Jiayi, revealing a mouthful of yellow teeth.

"Don’t come any closer, don’t come any closer... help me!" Shen Jiayi was terrified, she had just turned eighteen this year. After graduating from middle school, she attended a flight attendant training school for three years and had just become a flight attendant, never having encountered such a situation.

However, the villagers stayed far away, not daring to come closer.

This Brother Gou was the local tyrant of Fenglin Town, whoever touched him had bad luck, just like a jinx.

Shen Wenlong watched his aggrieved daughter and finally reclaimed his masculine spirit, embracing Da Gou’s arm and furiously said, "Da Gou, you can’t do this, you just can’t!"

"Bang!"

"Who the hell are you to talk to me? Just a nobody, do you think you have the right to speak to me? Get lost, don’t disturb my good time."

Da Gou, visibly annoyed, punched Shen Wenlong down to the ground, his face furious.

Shen Wenlong got up again, clutching his leg firmly and said, "That’s my daughter, I won’t allow her to be hurt."

"Your daughter? What about it? What is the meaning of a girl being born? Isn’t it ultimately about being played with by men? So, the ending is all the same."

"You dog-son-of-a-bitch, Da Gou! I’ll bite you to death!"

Shen Wenrong opened his mouth and took a fierce bite at Da Gou’s leg.

Dog-son-of-a-bitch, Da Gou? The logic is clear, simple to understand, and fits with the laws of nature, no problem there.

The villagers were bending over backward, uncontrollably laughing, almost to the point of playing music and drums.

Da Gou was truly enraged. Being cursed and laughed at was one thing, but being bitten by this old geezer?

This old geezer, born in the year of the dog, perhaps?

"Shen, you’re bloody asking for it!"

Da Gou bent down, ready to beat up Shen Wenlong, furious.

"Smack"

However, at this critical, urgent moment, a sandal followed a perfect parabolic trajectory, striking his face precisely, the sound loud and clear.

The sandal, imprinting a Hello Kitty pattern on Da Gou’s face, reluctantly fell to the ground.

"Hehe, Mommy, look, that uncle’s face..."

"Don’t talk, Da Bao, that uncle’s nickname is ’Da Gou,’ and he bites."

"Wow... I’m so scared, Mommy, I want a hug, I want to be lifted high, I want to eat NaiNai."

"..."