My Anime Shopping Tree & My Cold Prodigy Wife!
Episode : 93

Chapter : 185

“Lady Rosa,” Faria began, her voice a low, conspiratorial murmur, yet carrying clearly enough for Lloyd, and probably half the hall, to overhear, thanks to the lingering, almost preternatural silence. Her tone was no longer challenging or haughty, but filled with a genuine, almost effusive, admiration. “Forgive my intrusion, but I simply had to offer my… congratulations.”

Rosa tilted her head slightly, a silent, questioning gesture. Congratulations? For what? For successfully enduring a tedious family summit? For managing not to spontaneously freeze the potted fern with a disapproving glare?

Rosa remained silent, her veiled face giving nothing away. Lloyd cringed internally. Oh, here we go. Faria’s about to sing my praises to my wife, who probably still thinks I’m a mildly perplexing, sofa-dwelling lifeform who occasionally smells of experimental soap. This is going to be a masterclass in awkward.

Faria, however, was oblivious to Lloyd’s internal discomfort, caught up in the thrill of the revelation. “He kept it so remarkably well hidden!” she continued, her eyes shining. “That display in the Guild Hall, his drawing… I thought it merely unconventional, perhaps a touch eccentric! But now… now I see the depth! The power! The sheer, understated confidence of a man secure in his true abilities!” She leaned closer to Rosa, her voice dropping again, becoming almost girlish in its enthusiasm. “You are a fortunate woman, Lady Rosa. To be wed to such a man! So full of… unexpected strengths. Hidden depths. And,” she added, a mischievous twinkle entering her amethyst eyes, a hint of her earlier competitive fire returning, but directed now in a surprisingly different, almost camaraderie-seeking way, “quite an artist too, in his own… unique, rather terrifyingly precise, fashion! It makes one quite… jealous, I confess!” She laughed, a light, genuine sound that seemed utterly out of place in the usually frigid atmosphere surrounding Rosa.

Rosa Siddik, throughout this effusive, almost gushing, monologue, remained perfectly still. Her veiled face betrayed no emotion. Her obsidian eyes, fixed on Faria, held no flicker of surprise, no hint of pleasure, no trace of agreement. If Faria had been hoping for a shared moment of wifely pride or perhaps even a flicker of female solidarity over the unexpected brilliance of their shared acquaintance (one by marriage, one by near-death-monster-battle-and-flower-retrieval), she was to be sorely, comprehensively, disappointed.

Lloyd watched, a familiar sense of weary resignation settling over him. Rosa wasn’t just an Ice Princess; she was an emotional black hole, absorbing praise, criticism, enthusiasm, and existential dread with equal, unnerving, impassivity. He almost felt sorry for Faria. Almost.

Finally, after what felt like an eternity of Faria’s enthusiastic pronouncements meeting Rosa’s silent, veiled indifference, Rosa spoke. Her voice, when it came, was the usual cool, crisp monotone, utterly devoid of warmth or inflection.

Translation, Lloyd’s internal eighty-year-old cynic supplied: Yeah, he’s weird. I’ve noticed. Still trying to figure out if he’s a harmless eccentric or a ticking time bomb of questionable life choices and alarming magical phenomena. Mostly, he just leaves soap residue in the washroom.

Faria blinked, her enthusiastic smile faltering slightly at Rosa’s clinical, almost detached, response. This wasn't the reaction she'd expected. "Oh," Faria managed, a hint of confusion entering her voice. "So… you were also unaware of his… full potential?"

"Awareness of Lord Lloyd’s potential, Lady Faria," Rosa replied, her voice as smooth and cold as glacier ice, "is a fluctuating variable, subject to frequent, often bewildering, recalibration." She paused, then added, with a subtle emphasis that was, for Rosa, almost theatrical in its implications, "His capacity for generating… unforeseen outcomes… appears to be considerable."

Then, as if sensing Faria’s lingering, perhaps even intensifying, interest in the ‘Lloyd Ferrum anomaly’, Rosa did something truly unexpected. A subtle shift in her posture, a fractional narrowing of her visible obsidian eyes. A faint, almost imperceptible, line appeared between her dark brows, a tiny indentation in the smooth perfection of her forehead.

A frown.

Rosa Siddik, the Ice Princess, the queen of serene indifference, was actually frowning. Not a frown of anger, or annoyance, or even disapproval. But a frown of… something else. Something that looked suspiciously like… territorial displeasure? Directed not at Lloyd, but at Faria’s enthusiastic, almost proprietary, interest in him.

It was gone in an instant, smoothed away by her usual icy composure, so fleeting Lloyd almost convinced himself he’d imagined it. But he’d seen it. That tiny, almost invisible, crack in the glacial facade. And it was… baffling.

Chapter : 186

Rosa didn’t care about him. He knew that. She tolerated his presence as a political necessity, a contractual obligation. Their marriage was a sham, their cohabitation a cold war fought with silence and strategically placed potpourri. She had made it abundantly clear, through every gesture, every word (or lack thereof), that she felt nothing for him beyond a detached, almost clinical, curiosity about his increasingly bizarre behavior. If he decided to run off and join a traveling circus, or spontaneously combust in the middle of the Grand Hall, she would probably just make a dispassionate note in her internal logbook – ‘Subject Lloyd Ferrum: exhibited terminal eccentricity / unfortunate incendiary event. Conclusion: Sofa now available for more practical storage purposes.’ – and then calmly return to her advanced curse-breaking studies. The idea of her feeling anything remotely resembling jealousy, possessiveness, or even mild annoyance at another woman showing interest in him was… ludicrous. Hilarious. Utterly, comprehensively, impossible.

Yet… he’d seen the frown.

His internal monologue, usually so cynical, so pragmatic, suddenly found itself adrift in a sea of confused, almost hopeful, speculation. Was it possible? Could the Ice Princess actually possess… human emotions? Beyond ‘mild disdain’ and ‘perpetual ennui’? Could Faria’s enthusiastic, almost fawning, admiration for his ‘hidden depths’ have actually… pricked something? Stirred some dormant, deeply buried, possibly even fossilized, flicker of… something? It was too absurd to contemplate. He dismissed it immediately. Probably just a trick of the light. Or a rogue eyebrow muscle twitching from excessive exposure to Faria’s unbridled enthusiasm. Yes. That had to be it.

Faria, however, seemed oblivious to the fleeting frown, or perhaps chose to ignore it, her own focus still firmly on the fascinating enigma that was Lloyd Ferrum. “Well,” she said, her voice regaining some of its earlier brightness, though now tinged with a thoughtful, almost speculative, gleam, “he is certainly… a man of many surprises, Lady Rosa. One might even say… a diamond in the rough. Requiring only the right… polishing… to reveal his true brilliance.” She shot another appraising, almost predatory, glance towards Lloyd, who immediately pretended to be deeply engrossed in counting the threads in the fern’s fronds.

Rosa’s lips, hidden beneath the veil, thinned almost imperceptibly. The temperature in their immediate vicinity seemed to drop another five degrees. The potted fern suddenly looked a lot less disgruntled and a lot more actively terrified.

Faria, finally sensing the sudden, arctic shift in the atmosphere, the unspoken warning beneath Rosa’s polite, chilling words, blinked. Her enthusiastic smile faltered again. She looked from Rosa’s veiled, unreadable face to Lloyd, who was now trying to blend into the fern with an intensity that suggested he was seriously considering photosynthesis as a viable escape strategy.

“Ah,” Faria said, a flicker of understanding, and perhaps a touch of amused surprise, dawning in her amethyst eyes. She offered Rosa a small, knowing smile, a gesture of female solidarity that Rosa did not, in any way, reciprocate. “Quite right, Lady Rosa. Abrasions are to be avoided. Especially from… particularly sharp diamonds.” She inclined her head politely. “A most… illuminating Summit. I shall leave you to your… observations.”

With a final, enigmatic glance towards Lloyd, Faria Kruts turned and, with a graceful swirl of her Southern silks, made her way back towards her father, leaving behind a very confused Lloyd, a suddenly very frosty Rosa, and a potted fern that was probably going to need therapy.

Lloyd stared after her, then cautiously glanced at Rosa. Her face was still veiled, her expression still unreadable. But the air around her… it definitely felt colder. Considerably colder. As if someone had left the freezer door of her soul wide open.

He had no idea what had just happened. But he had a sudden, sinking feeling that his soap empire, his System Coins, and his general life expectancy had just become significantly more complicated. And it probably had nothing to do with giant snakes or exploding butlers this time.

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The Ferrum Family Summit tournament, having weathered the initial shockwaves of Lloyd’s unexpected competence and the even more unexpected royal soap investment, had settled into a grim, determined rhythm. The sparring circle, cleared of fallen cousins and the lingering scent of electrified ambition, became a stage for a relentless series of duels. Ferrum youths, eager to prove their worth, to settle old grudges, or simply to avoid the dubious honor of being the next to be effortlessly tripped by an invisible wire and then sat upon by a surprisingly judgmental wolf, clashed with a ferocity that made Lloyd’s earlier encounters look like polite tea parties.