My Anime Shopping Tree & My Cold Prodigy Wife!
Episode : 109

Chapter: 217

He let out a short, sharp bark of laughter, a sound of pure, surprised amusement. “Gods, Rosa,” he said, shaking his head. “You are… truly something else.” He met her questioning gaze, a genuine, almost fond, smile touching his lips. “No, I don’t think we’ll be assassinating my possibly-demonic, wheelchair-bound cousin just yet. I have a… a meeting… arranged. To ascertain the nature of the threat first. But thank you for the… input. It’s… refreshingly direct.”

Rosa tilted her head again, a silent acknowledgment. She had offered a logical solution. He had considered and rejected it for his own, presumably logical, reasons. The exchange was complete.

But then, as if a different, previously dormant, analytical subroutine had been triggered by their unusual, almost personal, conversation, she did something even more unexpected. She changed the subject.

“Your power, Lloyd,” she said, her voice regaining a fraction of its earlier analytical tone. “The Steel Blood. The… other abilities… you displayed today. Why did you hide them? For so long? What was the strategic advantage in projecting an image of such… profound mediocrity?” The question was direct, probing, the question of a fellow power-user, a fellow strategist, seeking to understand the logic behind a long-term deception.

Lloyd leaned back against the sofa, feeling the familiar, lumpy cushions against his back. The question hung in the air between them, sharp, demanding. He could deflect again. He could offer another glib, mysterious non-answer. But looking at her now, at this strange, beautiful, terrifyingly logical woman who was his wife, who had just casually suggested murder as a viable problem-solving strategy, who smelled faintly of rosemary and quiet, analytical concern… he found he didn’t want to.

“I just felt like it,” he said, with a nonchalant shrug, a faint, almost teasing, smile playing on his lips. He offered no explanation, no justification. Just a simple, infuriating, utterly illogical statement of personal whim.

Rosa stared at him. Her obsidian eyes narrowed slightly behind her veil. The silence stretched, thick with unspoken analysis, with the whirring of her internal logic circuits trying to process this new, utterly irrational, data point.

Then, to Lloyd’s absolute, comprehensive astonishment, she snorted. A small, delicate, almost imperceptible sound, quickly stifled behind a raised hand. A snort. Of what sounded suspiciously like… amusement? Or perhaps just profound, exasperated disbelief.

Rosa Siddik, the Ice Princess, had just snorted at his answer.

She didn’t ask any further questions. She simply turned back to her desk, picked up her book, and resumed her reading, leaving Lloyd sitting on the sofa, wrestling with the profound, earth-shattering, almost terrifying realization that he might have just, accidentally, made his wife laugh. Or, you know, snort. Which, for Rosa, was probably the emotional equivalent of a full-blown, tear-streaming, stand-up comedy special. The world, he decided, had officially gone completely, wonderfully, terrifyingly mad.

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The exhaustion of the day, a heavy, leaden thing born of physical combat, mental strain, and the profound, soul-deep weariness of wrestling with impossible revelations, finally claimed him. Lloyd, still fully clothed, slumped sideways on the sofa, the dusty tome of guild regulations a poor substitute for a pillow, and fell into a sleep that was less restful slumber and more a dizzying, uncontrolled plummet into the depths of his own fractured consciousness.

He was adrift. Not in darkness, but in a space that was not a space, a place of shifting, vibrant, impossible colors. A churning nebula of deep, bruised blue and stark, furious red, swirling together in a silent, cosmic dance. The air, if it could be called air, was thick, heavy, humming with a low, resonant frequency that vibrated not in his ears, but in the very marrow of his bones, a sound that felt older than stars, older than time itself.

He was… floating. Weightless. Disembodied. He had no hands to feel, no legs to kick, yet he possessed a distinct, undeniable sense of self, a singular point of awareness in this vast, chaotic, beautiful, terrifying place.

Is this the afterlife? his disembodied consciousness wondered with a strange, detached curiosity. If so, the interior decorating is… bold. Very abstract. I was hoping for something more… solid. With better seating options. And definitely less existential dread-inducing color palettes.

Then, he saw him.

Across the swirling, silent expanse of blue and red, a figure began to coalesce. It wasn’t a gradual formation, but a sudden, sharp assertion of presence, as if it had always been there, merely choosing now to become visible.

Chapter: 218

It was a man. Or the shape of a man. He stood impossibly tall, a silhouette of pure, vibrant crimson, as if sculpted from the very essence of the furious red that swirled through this strange, liminal space. He had no features, no face, no discernible clothing, just a perfect, humanoid form burning with an internal, silent fire. He was a cipher, an enigma, a walking, breathing question mark painted in the color of arterial blood and dying suns.

Lloyd’s awareness, his disembodied self, felt a jolt. Not of fear, not exactly. But of profound, instinctual recognition. A feeling that he knew this figure, this crimson man, on a level that transcended memory, that resonated with the very core of his being. It was a familiarity that was both deeply comforting and utterly, terrifyingly, alien.

The crimson man raised an arm, a gesture slow, deliberate, almost languid. He pointed a featureless red hand directly at Lloyd’s point of awareness. And then, he spoke.

Or rather, sound emanated from him. But it wasn’t language. It wasn’t words. It was… static. A torrent of noise, like a radio caught between a thousand stations, a chaotic symphony of whispers, clicks, whirs, screeches, and a low, persistent hum that vibrated with immense, frustrated power. It was a voice trying to break through an impenetrable barrier, a message desperately trying to find a frequency that Lloyd’s consciousness could tune into.

He could feel it, the intent behind the chaotic noise. It was a voice trying to say something. Something important. Something urgent. A warning? An explanation? A command? The static was thick with meaning, with emotion – frustration, longing, a desperate, almost painful, urgency – yet the content, the actual message, was utterly, completely, maddeningly indecipherable.

It was like listening to a ghost on a broken telephone line, the words tantalizingly close, yet forever lost in the crashing, roaring waves of cosmic interference.

The red man seemed to grow more agitated, his featureless form vibrating with the effort of his communication. The static intensified, becoming a physical pressure, a wave of sound and non-sound that pushed against Lloyd’s awareness, demanding to be understood.

Lloyd strained, focusing his entire being, his entire will, on the torrent of noise, trying to find a pattern, a word, a single, intelligible syllable amidst the chaos. Come on, you big red mystery man, he pleaded silently. Enunciate! Use smaller words! Maybe try charades? Though, with no features, that might be tricky.

The red figure’s hand clenched into a fist. The static reached a fever pitch, a deafening, mind-scraping roar of pure, frustrated intent. Lloyd felt his own awareness begin to fray, to shred, under the sheer, overwhelming pressure of the unintelligible message.

Then, as suddenly as it began, it stopped. The crimson man lowered his arm, his featureless form seeming to slump, to sag, as if with a profound, weary sigh of defeat. The static vanished, leaving behind a ringing, echoing silence that was almost as deafening as the noise had been.

The red man simply stood there for a long moment, a silent, burning silhouette against the swirling backdrop of blue and crimson. He looked… sad. Resigned. A being of immense power, utterly defeated by the simple, insurmountable barrier of communication.

He raised his hand one last time, not in a gesture of command, but in a slow, almost gentle, wave. A farewell. A promise. An acknowledgment of failure. Then, his crimson form began to dissolve, to fade, not vanishing, but simply… receding, melting back into the swirling red mists of the strange, beautiful, terrifying space, leaving Lloyd’s awareness once more alone, adrift, in the silent, colorful void.

The dream, or vision, or whatever it was, held for another heartbeat, the image of the silent, waving crimson man seared into his consciousness.

And then, Lloyd’s eyes snapped open.

He was on the sofa. The first, grey light of dawn was filtering through the windows of the suite. The air was cool, still. He was drenched in a cold sweat, his heart hammering against his ribs, his breath coming in ragged, shallow gasps.

He sat bolt upright, his mind reeling, the echoes of the dream, the static, the silent farewell of the crimson man, still ringing in his ears. It wasn't just a dream. The memory of it was too vivid, too real. The sensations – the humming vibration, the pressure of the static, the profound, gut-deep recognition of the red man – they felt more real than the lumpy velvet of the sofa cushions beneath him.