Monopolize My Mysterious Wife
Chapter 718 - 718 704 The joke has gone too far (3)_1

Chapter 718: 704, The joke has gone too far (3)_1 Chapter 718: 704, The joke has gone too far (3)_1 Then, he looked up at the person across from him drinking red wine and said softly, “Ayue, do you remember last time we broke a vase in my dad’s office?”

Han Yue’s hand holding the wine glass paused, he looked up, “I remember, what about it?”

“Do you remember giving me money for the vase?” Quan Mingxuan asked again.

“Did I?” Han Yue played dumb looking at him, “Didn’t I pay you?

“Han Yue, stop playing dumb and hurry up and give me the money.” When he thought of the broken vase, he gritted his teeth with resentment.

Because of that damn vase, this jerk had piled all the blame on him. His father had nearly punished him severely and even made him write a 10,000-word self-criticism report.

“Axuan, considering our friendship, it’s a bit petty of you to keep bringing such a trivial matter up,” Han Yue poured a glass of wine and placed it in front of him.

“Come on, have a drink and cool down.”

Quan Mingxuan glanced at the wine glass handed over, kept a fake smile on his face, and said: “Next time when you write a 10,000-word self-criticism report, I believe it will also be unforgettable.”

“What? You are being petty. It’s just the money for a vase.” Han Yue said generously: “How much, just name the price.”

“Who said I want money?” huffed Quan Mingxuan.

“What do you want then?” Han Yue looked at him in bewilderment, suddenly raising his hand to his chest: “Let’s be clear, I don’t sell sex; there is money, but no sex.”

Quan Mingxuan: “…”

Where did this idiot come from?

Could he deny knowing him?

“A 10,000-word self-criticism report, you write one for me.”

Han Yue felt goosebumps when he heard the word “self-criticism”.

“No, non-negotiable.”

A 10,000-word self-criticism report, he’d rather pay $10 million instead.

“Will you write it?” Quan Mingxuan smile was ominous.

“No.” Han Yue said resolutely.

“Okay.”

Han Yue looked at him, his eyes filled with suspicion. That was it? He let him off so easily?

No, something was fishy.

Damn, his cell phone was still in his hand. He suddenly had a bad feeling.

“Quan Mingxuan, what are you doing with my phone? Give it back to me.”

Quan Mingxuan looked at him trying to snatch it back and leaned back, “I haven’t contacted my mother in a while. The weather is nice today, it’s a good time to catch up.”

He gently pressed send on his phone, sending out the message he had just edited.

Upon hearing the message sent notification, Han Yue could not sit still.

His body jolted up, like he was sitting on fire. He rushed around the table and lunged at Quan Mingxuan trying to retrieve his phone.

Quan Mingxuan didn’t resist, letting him take back the phone. Anyway, the message had already been sent.

Han Yue grabbed his phone, looked down, his handsome face darkened, cloaking him with a malevolent aura.

Quan Mingxuan, you are doomed.

I am going to kill you.

On the screen, three consecutive messages.

[Mom, I am bringing my girlfriend home for dinner tonight.]

[I need to prepare you for something. Your future daughter-in-law is a man.]

[I will bring him home to meet the parents tonight, can you mellow down dad a bit, so that he doesn’t shut the door on me and your future daughter-in-law?]

In those messages, Quan Mingxuan posed as Han Yue’s tone of voice, making it tough to identify the messages as not from Han Yue even for those familiar with him.

A second passed.

Two seconds passed.

Three seconds passed…

“Quan Mingxuan, I am going to fucking kill you.”

An outraged roar echoed as Han Yue threw his phone on the table and lunged towards where Quan Mingxuan was sitting.

Quan Mingxuan grinned with a gleam of triumph in his eyes, quickly fleeing from the dining table, running around the screen and towards the sofa.

“That’s what you get for not being loyal.”

Han Yue was vexed, he stepped on the sofa and reached out to grab him.

“Ayue, you’d better take the time to explain to your mother instead of catching me, or you’ll face trouble later when your dad confronts you.” Quan Mingxuan teased.

“Isn’t this because of you?” Han Yue went berserk.

Explaining now would only make his mother want to kill him.

“I did give you a chance, but you didn’t want it. If you wrote the self-criticism letter to your mother, I would have accepted it.” Quan Mingxuan avoided his grab and said with a beaming smile.

Han Yue glowered, “Go to hell.”

“I’m hurt, after so many years of our relationship, you would easily tell me to die.” Quan Mingxuan clutched his chest, making a face of regret and lament.

“Quan Mingxuan, today I am going to make you understand why the flower is so red.” Han Yue turned around, chasing him.

As Quan Mingxuan fled, he teased, “Of course it’s photosynthesis. Why are you so stupid? It’s obvious that you’ve been a slacker.”

Han Yue was so annoyed he jumped. He noticed Quan Mingxuan had no escape route with a corner of his eye, grabbed documents from the table and threw them at him, then pounced.

If he couldn’t beat him to death, he’d crush him; crush him into a pancake.

Quan Mingxuan dodged the flying documents, was overjoyed and slipped, all the while trying to avoid Han Yue, completely falling onto the sofa.

The sofa was soft, so falling wasn’t a problem. But before he could regain his footing, he felt a weight on top of him, nearly making him spit up blood.

He looked up, the face that filled his sight was Han Yue’s smug smile.

“Damn it, Han Yue, get off me now.”

Such a big lump, he would squash his insides out.

“Quan Mingxuan, you’d better go explain to my mom, otherwise I will keep crushing you.” said Han Yue.

“If I go explain, your mom won’t believe me. It’s better if you explain for yourself.” Quan Mingxuan tried to push him off while speaking.

Damn, what did he eat to grow this big?

So heavy.

“In that case, you will have to come home with me tonight. Since you have already texted my mom saying I am bringing a girlfriend home, why don’t you just make the effort to play the part.” Han Yue grinned deviously.

“Anyway, you are quite familiar with my mom, so if you come over, I don’t think she’ll believe it.”

Quan Mingxuan was so angry that he was about to throw up blood. He raised his hand and slapped it towards Han Yue’s face. Han Yue reacted quickly and grabbed his hand, showing a triumphant smile.

“Axuan, you…”

“What are you two doing?”

A surprised voice came from the doorway.

Quan Mingxuan and Han Yue looked at each other.

Such a familiar voice.

The two turned their heads to look at the doorway. When they saw the person who came, they were dumbfounded.

Eh… this joke went too far.

Can’t explain now.

Today is Weng Ya’s birthday, Quan Che came to pick up his son early to accompany his wife for her birthday. But as soon as he arrived, he received a shock.

His face turned green when looking at the two on the sofa, filling the room with a sense of suffocating unease.

“Quan Mingxuan, I will give you three seconds to explain this.”

With a roar like a roar of a lion, Quan Mingxuan and Han Yue quickly separated and stood up.

Standing next to Quan Che, Jian Qing and Quan Jingwu, upon seeing the two, can’t help but laugh.

Good show was up next.