Mercenary’s War
Chapter 1331: 1,314 s: You Are a Jerk

Chapter 1331: 1,314 chapters: You Are a Jerk

While Davidson was busy erasing all traces left by Gao Yang and called people to clean up the mess at his house, Number Thirteen suddenly turned his head to Gao Yang and said, “Great acting, you did a really good job, especially when you played the game, that was a stroke of genius, not part of our plan, but it worked. Too bad your dancing was awful, but it made you look more like a neurotic psycho.”

Gao Yang grinned and said, “Was my performance a bit over the top?”

Number Thirteen said in a low voice, “The expressions and actions were just right. If your performance was too restrained, Davidson might not feel your neuroticism, your madness, and your evil. I can’t tell if your evil is an act or if it exposed your true nature.”

Gao Yang said discontentedly, “Hey, what do you mean exposed my true nature? Didn’t you notice? I have a kind heart. It’s common for me to stand up for justice. Helping others is my hobby, and assisting the weak is my motto. Didn’t you notice what a good person I am?”

Number Thirteen looked at Gao Yang and said in a very serious tone, “You’re a mercenary!”

“So what if I’m a mercenary? There are good people among mercenaries too.”

“You’re a mercenary!”

“F**k, so what if I’m a mercenary? Didn’t you notice that everything I said was true? Hey, it’s not like you met me yesterday!”

“Hehe, you’re a mercenary!”

“Shut up! I’m a mercenary and a good person, can’t you say something else? Can you?”

“Mercenaries are scum.”

“Bullshit, am I scum?”

“Mercenaries pillage and plunder everything.”

“Nonsense! Have I ever pillaged? Uh, I’ve never set a fire, oh no, I’ve never plundered, oh no, I’ve never killed…”

“Mercenaries spark one war after another for profit.”

“We haven’t! Hmm, not yet…”

“Mercenaries are murderers.”

“…”

“Mercenaries have no stance.”

“…”

“So all mercenaries are scum, do you still disagree?”

Gao Yang flushed red and said, “At least we’re not scum, Satan has no scum!”

“Are you a mercenary?”

“Yes.”

“You pillage and plunder.”

“Alright, shut up, change the topic.”

“You’re all murderers.”

Gao Yang angrily said, “Enough! You hitman dare call us murderers?”

Number Thirteen coldly glanced at Gao Yang and said, “Want to count?”

Gao Yang raised his hand and said solemnly, “No.”

“The conclusion can be drawn: you’re a mercenary, so you’re scum, even if you’re an anomaly among mercenaries, you’re still scum, because you’re a mercenary, because mercenaries bear original sin.”

Gao Yang said righteously, “No, we’re mercenaries, but you can’t say we’re scum, at least there are many things we don’t do. We absolutely don’t harm the innocent, uh, although there might be inevitable accidental injuries, we absolutely don’t plunder without principle, uh, of course, if it’s looting from enemies, then that’s something else, hmm, hmm, although we’re mercenaries, we’re mercenaries with a bottom line. We don’t harm civilians, don’t harm women and children. There are many things we absolutely don’t do, so at most, you can call us bastards, but you absolutely can’t call us scum.”

Number Thirteen pondered for a moment, then nodded to Gao Yang somberly and said, “You’re right, you’re not scum, you’re a bunch of bastards, but not scum.”

Gao Yang let out a breath and loudly said, “Thank you.”

After a period of silence while driving, Gao Yang exhaled, tapped his ear, and loudly said, “Hey, Shadow, the act is over, we’re done.”

“Understood, finally done.”

Gao Yang turned to Number Thirteen and asked, “Where are we going?”

Number Thirteen said in a deep voice, “To Hot Fire Nightclub. Hey, Shadow, pack things up, we’re heading to the nightclub. When you’re done, we’ll almost be finished too.”

“What? I go clean up the house while you two go to the nightclub for fun? You two bastards! Why am I always the one working overtime? I demand overtime pay!”

Listening to Yake’s grumbling, Gao Yang gave Number Thirteen a wry smile and said, “Hey, do we really have to go? I was just saying it casually. You have to understand that my injuries don’t allow me to keep moving, and we should be flying back to America overnight.”

Number Thirteen looked displeased and said, “You said we should go, so we have to go. Davidson might look for us, or he might not, but either way, since you said it, we have to do it.”

Gao Yang sighed and said helplessly, “Alright, alright, we’re going to the nightclub. Damn, I should have come up with a different excuse. I hate nightclubs, and I hate all chaotic places.”

Number Thirteen suddenly remembered something and loudly said, “Hey, Shadow, before you go home to pack up, check the surveillance. If Davidson makes any moves, don’t forget to inform us.”

“Got it, go ahead, but you need to make sure you can receive the signal inside the nightclub. Also, it’s very noisy in there, so if you don’t hear my notice, don’t blame me.”

Number Thirteen stopped talking, and Gao Yang pushed the co-pilot seat back, let out a long sigh, and said, “Alright, I need to rest a bit. I’m still injured.”

Ignoring Gao Yang, after Gao Yang dozed off in the reclined seat, Number Thirteen parked the car by the street. He waited quietly for almost an hour until it was five minutes to seven. Then, he restarted the car, drove a little further, parked near a nightclub, and nudged Gao Yang, shouting, “Wake up, we’re here. Leave the gun in the car; we’ll just stay for a bit and then leave.”

Gao Yang rubbed his eyes, set the seat upright, put his gun in the glove compartment, and yawned, “How long do we need to stay?”

“Even if it’s just ten minutes, we have to come because you said we should. But we can leave early if we find it boring, so time isn’t really important.”

Gao Yang said helplessly, “Killers are so bothersome.”

“No, we just pay more attention to details. Stop babbling and hurry up.”

Putting down the gun, Gao Yang got out of the car, buttoning his suit as he approached the nightclub, which had just opened. However, he was blocked by a hip-hop styled bouncer.

“Sorry, formal attire is not allowed inside.”

Gao Yang looked at the person blocking him in surprise and shouted, “What did you say?”

A sign hung on the wall by the door, with a picture of a suit and a cross drawn over it. Pointing at the sign, the person blocking Gao Yang said loudly, “Buddy, unless you change your clothes, you aren’t allowed in. We don’t entertain people looking for fun in formal attire.”

Gao Yang said in frustration, “F**k! I enter high-end venues, where else should I go if I don’t wear a suit?”

The bouncer, who didn’t look like a bouncer, replied indifferently, “I don’t care where you go. This isn’t some high-end place. This is a place for fun. If you wear a suit, you can’t come in. That’s the rule for everyone.”

Gao Yang stepped back two steps, pointed at the bouncer, and said impatiently, “Get him handled for me.”

Number Thirteen instantly moved in front of the bouncer, who took two steps back because of Gao Yang’s words and looked at Number Thirteen warily, “I warn you, don’t cause trouble here!”

Number Thirteen suddenly turned to Gao Yang, looking embarrassed, and said, “Sir, sorry, which way should I handle him?”

Gao Yang shouted angrily, “Of course, just get him to step aside! If you take him down, what fun would that be for me? Idiot!”

Number Thirteen turned his head sharply, eyes filled with murderous intent, and said to the wary bouncer, “Are you sure you can make the decision?”

Seeing Number Thirteen’s eyes, the bouncer stepped back once more, somewhat lost, “Uh, ah, of course, I can.”

Number Thirteen said coldly, “Good.”

Reaching into his chest, the bouncer took several steps back and shouted, “Hey, hey, what are you trying to do? Guys, someone’s looking for trouble.”

A group of people, all in security uniforms, suddenly surrounded them. Number Thirteen pulled his hand out of his chest and waved some cash in front of the approaching crowd, “Two thousand bucks, my boss wants in.”

The hip-hop dressed person was stunned. He glanced at the nearby guards and then waved his hand, coughing lightly, “Um, well, cough, cough, that actually can be negotiated. We are all here for fun, after all.”

Number Thirteen reached into his chest again, and when he pulled his hand out, the money was even thicker. He said coldly, “Five thousand bucks, stop talking nonsense. My boss doesn’t have much patience and has a bad temper.”

The bouncer swallowed hard, took a couple of steps, received the money from Number Thirteen, quickly walked to the door, removed the chain blocking the door, and smiled, “Please, come in, gentlemen.”

Number Thirteen walked to Gao Yang’s side and whispered, “Sir, it’s handled.”

Gao Yang gave the bouncer a disdainful look, bared his teeth, and laughed loudly, “Didn’t you have to let me in in the end?”

After speaking, Gao Yang turned around and strode away, loudly saying, “Not going in, I’ve lost interest in this place.”

Number Thirteen said nothing, following Gao Yang’s quick pace and leaving.

Watching the backs of the two, the bouncer let out a breath, laughed, smacked the money against his hand, and said to the people around him, “Look at those two idiots.”

Meanwhile, as Gao Yang strode away, he whispered to Number Thirteen, “Is everything okay this time?”

Number Thirteen replied in a deep voice, “No problem, and it made an impression. If Davidson investigates, he will definitely learn about what happened here. This is much better than us staying inside for an hour. However, you will be considered an idiot.”

Gao Yang said dismissively, “So be it. Being a fool is just part of acting, which is a skill of a great actor, and I’m a good actor. Now, let’s hurry to the airport. I need to get back on the plane to wash off this disguise on my face. Wearing makeup makes me uncomfortable.” (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets at Qidian (qidian.com). Your support is my greatest motivation. Mobile users please read on m.qidian.com.)