Master of Kaidan
Chapter 370 Ghost Catching Expert

Chapter 370: Chapter 370 Ghost Catching Expert

Dunn Simoni, suppressing the gambling ghost with an indescribable combat style, stood atop the garbage mountain. The wind dragon created by the electric fan in his hand tightly coiled around the ghost, the scene strikingly imposing as if he were Nezha wrapping the third son of the Dragon King with the Mixed Heaven Silk—

If only his underpants were exchanged for a red bellyband, the resemblance would likely increase even more.

Viewers in the live stream decried the scene as unscientific, while Dunn, feeling the surge of his powers about to ignite, corners of his mouth slightly curling upward, said,

"Such a big guy no longer fits within plastic wrap. To catch it, we need to use this! Dang dang dang dang dang dang~~"

Mimicking the sound of Doraemon pulling out a magical tool, Feng Xue reached into his trousers and pulled out a car vacuum cleaner, advertising it with a promoter’s tone,

"Trolm brand vacuum sealer, utilizing sealing packing technology, it can bundle up the dust it sucks with an in-built sealing device, cleaner and more hygienic than traditional vacuums. Although it’s not as economical and practical as using plastic wrap directly, it works wonders against large-sized ghosts like this one!"

[Ads again, more ads!]

[How much did Trolm pay you? Emperor of Gluttony will pay three times more!]

[Here comes the Doubler Monster!]

[There it is, the Appearance Monster!]

...

Amidst the lively barrage of comments, Dunn, who could already feel the flames within him, didn’t hesitate to press the vacuum’s nozzle against the dice-shaped head beneath his feet. As the turbulent sound of the turbo roared, the gambling ghost dove into the car vacuum cleaner’s arm-length tube in a manner as comically villainous as those in American cartoons.

The rapid disappearance of the ghost left Dunn without support beneath his feet, and the previously sci-fi-esque wind dragon dispersed into chaotic air currents, causing him to fall from the sky in an exaggerated fashion.

"Thud!"

The dull impact was accompanied by a large icebox indented by the crash, and the broadcaster, who had been thrown dozens of meters without a scratch, now stood up with blood streaming down his head.

He sat on the icebox, looking battered and bruised, set aside the vacuum cleaner, and grabbed his dangling right hand, twisting it forcefully. With a cringe-inducing crack, the arm seemed to snap back into place.

Flexing his body ever so slightly, the simple movement brought attention to the fluid muscle lines on his body, radiating a sensation of immense explosive power. Although he said nothing, one couldn’t help but feel as though "this guy used his muscles to push his displaced organs back into place."

Only after sorting himself out did Dunn suddenly spit out a mouthful of blood and then directed his gaze at the closest drone used for broadcasting. With a smile and a light cough, he said,

"Cough cough, everyone should learn from this lesson, never stand on top of a ghost when catching it! After all, imagination and willpower are forces directed at the ghost. You see a wind dragon binding the ghost, not because the electric fan can actually blow out a dragon, but because our belief influences the ghost, making it transform the wind into a wind dragon. Therefore, when the ghost is captured, all phenomena it generated also become null and void."

[Damn, does this mean we can just catch a ghost for filming movies in the future and not hire special effects?]

[So, could we also place a ghost outside a mine and the ore would just grow legs and walk out?]

[Then would we enter a grand era of ghost-catching? The 22nd century is the century of ghost-catching studies?]

[And then there would be academies for controlling ghosts? Everyone gets their own ghost at birth?]

[Is there also a device to measure willpower and imagination, determining one’s potential by how much power they can harness from a ghost?]

"Ghost Power Level Three! Don’t underestimate the poor young man!"

"Who on earth are you? You can actually command a high-level Observer ghost across ranks?"

"Damn, the imagery is overflowing!"

...

Watching the barrage of comments appearing before him, not just the audience but even Dunn felt the imagery overflow. As he saw Constantin Company’s aircraft appearing at the far end of his vision, he took a deep breath, pretended to be seriously injured, turned on the vacuum cleaner, and took out a fist-sized, square plastic sealed box; one could vaguely see the murky and peculiar substance inside.

In his field of view, he could even see flames slowly burning, tagged with labels like "Ghost," "Gambling," "Life Extension."

"Alright, that’s it for today’s stream. But with the host in this condition, I guess I’ll be taking a break for a while. My dear viewers, we’ll meet again if fate allows."

Waving the plastic sealed box in his hand, Dunn decisively cut off the stream and, facing Sai Chi descending from the aircraft, casually tossed the box over to him.

"Mr. Dunn, do you need us to arrange medical services for you?" Sai Chi looked at Feng Xue, who was bleeding from the head, and asked with some concern. He, or rather the entire Mysteries Consortium and all enterprises valuing ghosts, didn’t want anything to happen to this man, at least not until they figured out what exactly a ghost was. It was better for him to stay alive.

"No need, this little injury..." Dunn shook his head and, licking his finger, said, "Just needs a bit of saliva."

"What the heck? You look..." Sai Chi’s words got stuck in his throat because he saw the man’s wounds beginning to heal rapidly after being licked.

Tapping into the "Iron-blooded tough guy" healing mechanism, Dunn obviously wasn’t going to explain. He simply stepped past Sai Chi to the aircraft boarding gate and said indifferently,

"Time to go, time to head back!"

"Ah, okay!"

Realizing that this was either some kind of therapeutic artificial body or simply the man’s skillful application of ghost power, Sai Chi didn’t ask any further. He just made a mental note of this detail to report to the higher-ups later. Meanwhile, Dunn sat in his seat, looking at the entry he had just condensed—

Entry: Ghost Catching Expert

Tags: "Humorous," "Mystery," "Idealism," "Streamer," "Ghost Hunting," "Madman"

Description: No one knows when it started, but ghost legends began to spread through Isgray City, and with the emergence of ghosts, ghost hunters were born.

Among the many ghost hunters, a man named Dunn Simoni stands out. His Black Thorn Ghost Hunting Agency was the first to combine live-streaming, ghost hunting, and popular science education.

This man, with seemingly unscientific theories, explains the techniques and principles of ghost hunting, capturing the frightening specters in methods that are ridiculously funny. No matter how terrifying the ghost, the moment he appears, any horror story is destined to become a farcical comedy.

He is the benchmark for ghost hunting in the industry, the leader in the ghost hunting field of Isgray City. Whenever a ghost appears, the first person that comes to mind is undoubtedly him, the Ghost Catching Expert known as Dunn Simoni!

Power: "Heart Over Matter," "Make the Most of Everything," "People First"

Current World Rules: "Ghost Hunting Contract"

Companion Phantom Object: "Ghost-fighting Chocolate," "Ghost-catching with Plastic Wrap," "Ghost-binding Electric Fan," "Ghost-killing Air Fryer"