Lonely Attack on the Different World (WN)
Chapter 369

Day 87 – Morning, Dungeon, 80F

Eighteen chains, now equipped with the new 『Enchanted Throwing Blades』 at their tips, scatter outward, sweeping through the sky, cutting, striking, and reeling in the『Accel Hornet Lv 80』. One meter long hornets is some crazy talk, but their size also makes them easier targets, and they’re getting taken down. Although they’re called Accel Something, but after being smoked and then hit with water, sprinkler-style, while they remain fast, they are clearly weakened and their movements have gotten sluggish.

Still, the Accel Hornets fire their stingers. These hornets are capable of ranged attacks. Gracefully evading the incoming stingers she simultaneously whips her chains through the air, striking down the surrounding hornets in a furious dance of chain strikes. A heavenly dance, as if performed by a god of dance, transforms into a whirlwind tornado, turning into a death of death that blasts away every single hornet in sight. The broken, dismantled remains of hornets pile up across the floor.

Among bees, hornets are particularly violent and ferocious. Their sting hurts like hell, like having a nail driven into your skull, and the pain can last for over a day, with a real risk of death. But now that I think about it, if it’s just a pain of a nail being hammered into the skull then I’m going through that on a regular basis, so I’m sort of used to it? I mean, if it’s just one nail’s worth, it’d probably just hurt a bit?

「Nice work~ The Enchanted Throwing Blades and the mithril-reinforced chains seem to be working great, and that’s awesome and all, but why was I all tied up in those chains when I woke up~? I mean, I woke up in a full-on Highschool Boy situation, completely wrapped up in the very chains I stayed up late crafting with all my heart, with Highschool Boy being under attack which is what actually woke me up, but isn’t that way of waking me up sort of weird? And even when I did wake up, I kept waking up again and again, even when my eyes were bloodshot from how awake I was, the non-stop Morning Call continued making me wonder just how much more awake you want me to be until you are satisfied?. And Armored Pres-san, you are nodding along like it’s none of your business, but you were totally part of that wake-up service too, weren’t you? And stop trying to play this off with a little tehe-pero, that was definitely not an innocent mistake or some random goof! Also, your use of tehe-pero is way off, and that knock on the head is so obviously forced! And what is going on with those lewd tongue movements! That’s not a tehe-pero anymore, that’s something else entirelyuuuuugh!」

Yep, I’ve been attacked this very morning. Poor Highschool Boy-san, wrapped and toyed with, kept getting resurrected by 『Regeneration』 only to be licked and stroked into falling down again and again, MP drained massively first thing in the morning. Just how many consecutive 『Regeneration』s was that? The damage from waking up is casually overshadowing combat damage? Can that even count as a refreshing start to the day?

This morning brought me a thorough all-in-one, once-in-a-lifetime experience after which I’m surely no longer eligible for a marriage, courtesy of the usual mistress pair who refuse even allowing me as a boyfriend, let alone a husband. So my 『no girlfriend』 streak continues unbroken. They really went all out, will I ever be marriage material after this?

(Poyo-poyo~)

Looks like Slime-san’s bored from the lack of action. I wonder if there’ll be any tasty monsters on the next, 81 floor?

Seriously though, if you pull an all-nighter and can’t wake up first, this is the kind of thing that happens in the morning. Tomorrow, I’m getting up early and getting my revenge. And of course, I’ll be getting revenge at night, too!

Still, the fact that they chose maid uniform for the morning service was commendable. That really multiplied the damage to the Highschool Boy! Seriously, what is this duo learning at their girls’ gatherings?

In floors where monsters appear in groups, we practice formations. If it’s a maze-type floor, we split up and train individually. Against smaller monster groups, we run adjustment experiments for 『Magic Wrap』 and 『Kyojitsu』 It might seem odd to train in the dungeon and then go all out in the inn’s training yard, but thirty minutes of being defenseless is seriously dangerous, I know how dangerous now, having experienced it firsthand this morning! Thank you very much?