Invisible Security Guard
Chapter 1634 - 1654: Pretending to be crazy?

Chapter 1634: Chapter 1654: Pretending to be crazy?

"It must have been opened in advance, so that’s the decision. We’ll wait here for the people inside to come out!" The gods from the Divine Realm and the Lower Realm quickly came to an agreement, but just as they finished their discussion, they also heard the sound of bells.

At the entrance of the valley, a man in a floral shirt was riding a donkey with bells slowly moving in.

Because the donkey’s bells jingled constantly as it walked, all the gods’ eyes were drawn to it.

Then, in the hazy view, they saw the little donkey and a woman!

"No, he’s a man!"

"What?"

From a distance, he looked like a woman, but upon closer inspection, that couldn’t be a woman—it was clearly a man in disguise making people disgusted!

Many looked shocked, and a few even had their facial muscles twitching non-stop, because the closer he came, the clearer they saw, and the more repulsed they felt.

An old man had shaved his beard, applied powder, drew his lips, and wore a floral shirt. This scene was... too bizarre.

At the same time, Tyler Nash also saw the people inside the valley and paused for a moment, saying, "Hey, that’s not right, why are they gods, not immortals? Haven’t the immortals arrived yet?"

As he spoke, he jumped off the donkey and shouted in a screechy voice, "Hey, have you seen any little guys from the Immortal Realm?"

"Scram, disappear from here immediately!" A young man briskly walked towards the deadpan guy, but instead of making a move, he signaled Tyler Nash to leave!

Of course, neither he nor the others could discern Tyler Nash’s exact cultivation level, as his aura was obscure and vague.

Tyler Nash blinked and then scrutinized the gods in the valley again, glaring at the young man who was trying to drive him away, "You’re so rough, handsome! You’re scaring me!"

The young man was agitated and cursed inwardly, wondering where this kind of freak came from, and how on earth such aberrations existed!

"You..." The young man was about to speak again to chase him away, but was interrupted by someone inside.

"Little Six, let him come over, I have questions for him!" The speaker’s aura was imposing, and he looked serious, having just lost a family member; even though this freak was hilarious, he wasn’t in the mood to laugh. It seemed he was the one in charge here.

"You... get over there quickly," the young man ordered.

Tyler Nash raised his dead fish eyes, then cheerfully slapped the donkey’s rump and walked over!

The closer he walked to them, the clearer the strong figures could see him; as he passed some minor characters, they too couldn’t bear to look, as it would keep them awake at night and rob them of their appetite!

The deadpan guy rode the donkey to the person in charge, stopped five meters away, pulled out a handkerchief, and laughed, "Hey there, big brother, have you seen any immortals here?"

Beside the person in charge was a group of people, representatives from the earlier discussion, and seeing the freak like this left them in fits of laughter yet tears.

At this moment, the person in charge asked, "May I ask if you are an immortal, a demon, or a freak from the Yongle Plane?"

"I asked you first, didn’t I? You should answer my question, shouldn’t you?" the deadpan guy said, using a coquettish tone.

The person in charge’s lips twitched, as this freak’s voice was so sweet and saccharine that it gave him chills.

"Alright, I’ll answer you first!" The person in charge didn’t want to reason with this crazy freak, but responded, "We just arrived not long ago, but we’re sure that the Divine Tomb Entrance was opened in advance and now closed, so we don’t know if anyone from the Immortal Realm has arrived!"

"What? Opened and then closed? Damn, damn, damn..." The deadpan guy jumped off the donkey in frustration, realizing he was late and missed entering the tomb!

"Damn it, could my luck be so bad?" He felt like crying but had no tears, thinking he’d arrived early but ended up late?

"Alright, I’ve answered your question. Now it’s your turn to answer mine." The person in charge said calmly.

"Answer your mom, answer your sister, answer your ancestor!" The deadpan guy started cursing, for he was only joking and chatting because he was in a good mood, but now the mood for banter and conversation was gone, so he immediately began swearing!

"What? You dare insult me?" Everyone was shocked; this mad freak dared to insult Master Nelson?

The deadpan guy raised his dead fish eyes and put his hands on his hips, "So what if I insult you? I’ll insult you more, you old undead, all of you are undead!"

Hearing another round of insults, Master Nelson completely lost the urge to converse with him, and with a wave of his hand said, "Take him away and kill him. A freak like him alive is an abomination, a madman in pain!"

"Yes!" Several Nelson Family experts immediately came to take away the deadpan guy!

However, the deadpan guy raised his eyebrows and screamed loudly, "Call me a freak? Say I’m in pain? Say I’m insane? I’m freaking happy!"

"Quickly take him away!" Master Nelson waved impatiently.

"Anyone who touches me will die!" The deadpan guy retorted angrily, "I’m telling you, I have a mental illness that dislikes filth; if anyone touches the hem of my clothes, I’ll kill them!"

"Enough nonsense, you lunatic!" Several Nelson Family experts lunged at him. This freak was too abnormal, and too talkative, but sadly, he was going to die!

Just as they closed in on the freak, attempting to grab him, his face turned cold, then he flicked his fingers three times!

He flicked extremely fast, and no one saw what he flicked, but after he flicked three times and withdrew his hand, the three who had approached him fell stone-dead, lifeless on the ground, with no signs of life!

"What?"

"Whoa~"

"Whoa~"

In an instant, everyone jumped to their feet, including Master Nelson and others, shocked beyond belief!

Those three from the Nelson Family were high-ranking gods, but now... now they were dead, absolutely lifeless with blood holes on their foreheads.

It was the freak who acted; he instantly killed three high-ranking gods!

"Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh~" Master Nelson and the others finally realized something was off; this freak wasn’t an immortal, not from this plane, but a super strong figure, just pretending to be mad!

"Who are you?" Master Nelson shouted, and drew his war sword!

The deadpan guy coldly looked at Master Nelson, "Since you knew the Divine Tomb opened and closed, why didn’t you leave but stayed here instead? What are you waiting for?" He wasn’t stupid, so he had to ask clearly!

Master Nelson had no intention of answering him, instead angrily saying, "Everyone, perhaps this is the culprit who killed our descendants. Let us capture him and perform a soul search..."

Before he could finish speaking, the deadpan guy suddenly struck again, moving his hand towards the void and grabbed at Master Nelson, saying, "I was asking you a question, and you’re babbling nonsense?"