Invisible Security Guard
Chapter 1613 - 1633: Came Looking

Chapter 1613: Chapter 1633: Came Looking

When Yusuf Zuck and Rat King entered the semi-underground tavern, the other patrons inside shot them a glance, intentionally or unintentionally.

But it was just a glance; nobody recognized him as the famous philanthropist. The patrons continued eating and drinking!

"Hey, you two have come at the right time; there’s just this one table left!" The waiter gestured for Yusuf Zuck and Rat King to sit down. If they had been any later, there’d be no seats left.

"Relax for a bit, I’ll bring you some hot tea and snacks right away. Let me know what you’d like to have later!" The waiter was enthusiastic, wiping the table before fetching tea and snacks.

Yusuf Zuck just smiled; this little tavern knows how to do business.

Though the environment wasn’t great, for the inside of the room was dim and shadowy.

Before long, tea and snacks were served, though the tea was subpar, and the snacks were quite coarse.

But this was a desert, simplicity was the norm, so Yusuf Zuck and Rat King didn’t mind.

"Is there meat? Bring ten pounds, and two pitchers of strong wine, that’s all!" Yusuf wanted to drink and eat meat, so he only ordered meat and wine.

"Right away, hot camel lamb!" the waiter shouted, and the kitchen quickly delivered the meat and wine.

"Smells great, let’s dig in!" Unconcerned, Yusuf Zuck grabbed and ate with his hands.

Just then, the semi-underground door was pushed open, and a man and woman, clad in fur, veils, and hats, walked in.

Upon entering, they scanned the room with their eyes, briefly pausing on Yusuf Zuck and Rat King before quickly looking away.

"Sorry, we’re full. Could you try another place?" the waiter ran over to say.

"No need, we can squeeze in there; isn’t that table over there with just two people?" The woman’s clear voice rang out, pointing to Yusuf Zuck’s and Rat King’s table!

At this moment, the patrons in the corners lit up, eyeing the veiled woman slyly, some even revealing vulgar gazes!

In fact, Yusuf Zuck had sensed something was amiss when he entered. The patrons and the tavern had a certain oddity, giving him the feeling of being in a shady place.

However, the meat was indeed camel lamb, the wine was good, and there was no knockout drug or human barbecued pork involved, and certainly, this wasn’t Dragon Inn!

Of course, he had a twitch in his heart now because the two who had just entered had a divine aura!

Though his cultivation level was only that of a lowly celestial, he could sense the God Realm’s presence and feel the other’s power!

"That, you’d have to ask if they mind!" the waiter stated awkwardly.

"Sure!" Before Yusuf Zuck could speak, Rat King kindly agreed, having known Yusuf Zuck’s nature over the years; he knew he would consent, so he spoke without waiting for Yusuf Zuck.

Yusuf Zuck glared at Rat King sharply, causing Rat King to turn around in shock to gaze at the two standing at the door!

But no matter how he looked, he didn’t see anything different!

Yusuf Zuck then smiled: "We can squeeze in, the more, the merrier!" This Immortal Realm had indeed met gods, and they wanted to share a table with him, so Yusuf knew they were here for him, leaving him to improvise.

"Much appreciated!" The man cupped his fists and bowed, then removed his veil. The woman also graciously took off her veil, combing her long hair, and slowly sat across from Yusuf Zuck and Rat King!

"Hiss~" Many in the room gasped, for the lady was stunningly beautiful, like a goddess descended to the mortal realm. Her skin, eyes, and face made one want to take a bite at first glance.

"We also want meat and wine, just these two!" The woman pointed at the meat and wine on the table while unabashedly assessing Yusuf Zuck. But she couldn’t tell if the golden body was real or not, as it lacked any mysterious or immense aura.

"Coming right up!" the waiter shouted.

At this point, the woman cheerfully said, "Brother, have you heard lately?"

"Heard what?" the man responded.

The two exchanged loud dialogues without bothering to conceal it from others!

"I heard that the philanthropist came to our desert!" the woman said with a smile.

"Really? Is that true?" the man feigned ignorance, and the two started a comedic double act~!

"Of course it’s true, some people have even seen him. Have any of you seen the philanthropist? We siblings have been looking for a while!" The woman looked around and said.

"Is it true? The philanthropist came to our desert? For good deeds?"

"Don’t tell me he’s here to repair our city walls?"

"Nonsense, the philanthropist blesses the world; if he really comes to our desert, I must see him."

"Indeed, if the philanthropist is here, the horse bandits should flee, right?"

"I heard many horse bandits across the Immortal Realm have been persuaded to surrender and been recruited; who knows what charm the philanthropist has!"

"Young lady, why are you looking for the philanthropist?" someone teased.

"I want to marry him and bear him a bunch of children, then let them all be philanthropists!" the woman said, her eyes on Yusuf Zuck, playful and ambiguous!

Rat King had sensed something off; this man and woman were peculiar, yet Yusuf Zuck hadn’t spoken, so he cautiously ate in silence, keeping highly alert!

"This lady’s wish might not come true!" Yusuf Zuck finally looked up, gazing straight into the woman’s eyes and said, "The philanthropist won’t marry someone like you!"

"How do you know?" the woman retorted.

"Because I am!" Yusuf Zuck said as he unwound the cloth wrapped around his hand and removed the scarf around his neck, revealing his golden hands and a golden neck!

"Huh? The philanthropist?"

"The philanthropist!"

"Thud~ Thud~" Seven or eight people in the little shop knelt down, including the waiter and a few eavesdroppers from the kitchen, all rushing out to kneel, kowtowing incessantly!

"Please, rise, rise. I meant not to disturb you, but this lady insists on marrying me; I can’t let her chase her life away." Yusuf Zuck’s words were deceitful. He unmasked himself because he knew he couldn’t hide anymore; better to reveal himself and let everyone know!

"Hehehe, is that really a golden body?" the woman sneered.

"What nonsense are you saying?"

"What are you talking about? You’re not welcome here!"

"She’s here to cause trouble for the philanthropist, not to marry him; she’s bad news!"

"Please leave!"

Almost everyone, except for maybe one or two, stood up to glare at the woman!

But the woman remained unperturbed, not taking these people seriously at all!

"Alright, everyone, no need to argue, everything’s fine!" Yusuf Zuck reassured everyone with a smile, then looked at the woman, then the man, asking, "What brings you two deities of the God Realm here to see me?"

"What?" The woman and man recoiled in shock, and everyone else was left dumbfounded!