Invisible Security Guard
Chapter 1255 - 1254: This is True

Chapter 1255: Chapter 1254: This is True

At a bulge halfway up the snowy mountain, there was a wind-shielded spot that was at least a bit warmer.

However, Yusuf Zuck knew that when the blizzard came, just being shielded from the wind wouldn’t be enough; he must dig out a cave for the three of them to hide in and avoid the snowstorm.

They reached the rocky area, but Leonidas King and Alden Baxter didn’t know how to begin the work. First, they had no shovels, and second, the place was covered in snow, and that snow was incredibly heavy; so how could they dig?

All three of them, including Roman Berger, looked towards Yusuf Zuck, who shrugged his shoulders and suddenly pulled out the Qiankun Rod.

The Qiankun Rod was only as big as a toothpick at that moment, and when it appeared in Yusuf Zuck’s palm, it was just like a needle.

The three of them curiously watched him handle this Supreme Treasure, and of course, they were all incredibly envious.

Yusuf Zuck aimed the Qiankun Rod under the rock and uttered a soft "enlarge," and the toothpick-sized rod rapidly expanded. As the Qiankun Rod is specially designed for poking holes, despite the hardness of the snowy mountain and the heavy snowflakes, as the rod grew larger, it jutted out a round hole.

When the Qiankun Rod had lengthened to around three or four meters, Yusuf Zuck gently retracted it, and in an instant, the rod disappeared without a trace, leaving Leonidas King, Alden Baxter, and Roman Berger dumbfounded.

Isn’t this too easy? With a simple prod from the rod, a round cave nearly four meters deep appeared where all four of them could lie down and sleep.

"Haha, Yusuf, you always surprise us at every turn," Alden Baxter was the first one to crawl in, followed by Leonidas King, Roman Berger, and lastly Yusuf Zuck, who took out the Qiankun Rod once again, and this time placed it on top of the cave entrance, sealing it completely.

Alden Baxter conjured a wisp of flame for light, but Yusuf Zuck did even better, by flipping his hand, a Luminous Pearl appeared, and when placed on the ground, it lit up the entire cave.

"If only we had something to eat!" Alden Baxter giggled.

"I haven’t smelled meat for tens of thousands of years. Ah, those thirty thousand years as a slave were really hard to endure," Leonidas King also smacked his lips. He had ascended more than twenty thousand years ago. Although he had drunk alcohol, he had never tasted meat.

Slaves had no rights; no water, no food, so whenever he had the chance to drink wine, it made others extremely envious.

Yusuf Zuck just smiled without saying a word, but his thoughts ventured into Blue Sea and Cloud Sky, asking Ruth Wilcox to help him stew a pot of meat and another of fish, and to prepare some wine.

Stewing meat and fish takes time, so Yusuf Zuck closed his eyes to meditate, recalling the previous battle, and also planning what to do in the future.

Alden Baxter and Leonidas King began to brag to each other. Leonidas King said he had eaten dragon meat in his Immortal Realm, Alden Baxter claimed that aside from human flesh, he had tasted every other kind of meat in his Immortal Realm.

They went on to discuss how to cook, how to make a pot of meat delicious in color, aroma, and flavor.

As Leonidas King talked, he swallowed saliva; as Alden Baxter spoke, he wiped away tears, while Roman Berger sat by silently.

These two guys are such goofballs, getting themselves all teary with their own stories, feeling all pitiful for themselves!

"What’s that, don’t cry. Are you craving meat, eh? Go outside and find some dry wood, and I’ll cook some meat for you!" Leonidas King gritted his teeth and said.

"Where would you get meat from?" Alden Baxter and even Roman Berger were incredibly curious.

"I’ll just cut a few pieces from myself, wouldn’t that suffice?" Leonidas King glared and suggested.

"Then I’d rather stay hungry. Let’s continue our chat. I won’t cry anymore," Alden Baxter found Leonidas King amusing and, after wiping away his tears, said with a smile, "The tastiest meat I ever had was from a creature called a Shuo Tian Mouse, one of the low-level Demon Cultivators of our Demon World. Only the high-level ones can transform into humans. I’ve eaten low-level Shuo Tian Mouse meat; don’t need to add any seasoning, just sprinkle some salt and roast it over the fire. The fragrance could waft over a hundred miles!"

"Bro, can you stop talking about it? Let’s not talk about meat. Let’s talk about women!" Leonidas King’s stomach started to growl. That’s how desires work, when you don’t think about them, you can just stay hungry, but when you start craving and someone keeps talking about meat, how can you bear it?

"I’ve lost interest in women, I just want to eat meat..." Alden Baxter Great Emperor looked on longingly.

"Enough about meat, let’s talk about women instead of meat!" Roman Berger, who had been silent until now, couldn’t bear it any longer. Damn, these two bastards kept talking about meat, making him hungry too!

"Women are fine!" Alden Baxter suddenly snorted coldly: "When I become powerful one day, I’m going to fuck every woman from the Eight Great Families of the Heavenly Realm!"

"What kind of women have you been with?" Leonidas King indeed started talking about women!

Alden’s eyes lit up: "I’m telling you, from the young ones aged eleven or twelve to thousand-year-old demonesses, I’ve... oh, and the top-notch beauties, they’re just so beautiful..."

"Ha, you beast!" Leonidas cursed: "Back when I was in the Lower Realm, the Demon World sent me two little demonesses, and those little demonesses had figures... simply indescribable, one glance and I was bleeding from my nose..."

"Holy shit, why are you bleeding from your nose, and you Roman Berger, why the hell are you bleeding from your nose too?" While Leonidas was speaking, he suddenly realized that both Alden and Roman were bleeding from their noses!

Roman almost cried: "Can we please not talk about women either?"

Suddenly the three of them were speechless, then they burst into laughter.

Talking about meat makes them crave meat; talking about women makes them yearn for women; damn, there’s no end to this!

"Craving meat, are we? Well, let’s eat then!" Suddenly, Yusuf Zuck opened his eyes. With a wave of his large sleeve, a pot of fragrant mixed fish and a pot of succulent fatty meat appeared before the three men, followed by four jars of wine.

"Uh..."

"Uh-uh..."

"Damn Yusuf, your Illusion Technique is freaking awesome too!"

"It looks just like real meat and real fish, you can even smell the aroma!"

"Damn Yusuf, your Illusion Technique is amazing..."

The two didn’t move, instead, they stared at the two pots of meat, commenting to each other, because they both thought it was an Illusion Technique conjured by Yusuf to satisfy their cravings.

"Later you should create a few women to pleasure us!" The lecherous Leonidas chuckled.

Yusuf was too lazy to pay attention to these two idiots and instead opened the seal on a jar of wine, handed one to Roman, and opened one for himself. He took a big gulp first, then picked out a piece of meat with a dagger and started eating heartily!

At first, Roman also thought it was an Illusion Technique but seeing Yusuf eating and drinking heavily, he was shocked and suddenly thought of a possibility. He immediately started drinking big mouthfuls and devouring large chunks of meat!

"These two blockheads, can they get full off Illusion Techniques?" Alden was still rolling his eyes.

"Let’s keep talking about women, let them eat their Illusion Techniques." Leonidas dragged Alden to continue the conversation.

"Fuck your illusion; eat quickly, this is real." Yusuf couldn’t help but laugh and cry at this moment.

"It’s delicious, so delicious, I’ve never tasted meat this good." Roman kept nodding, not caring if the pot was hot, grabbing meat directly with his hands, afraid that he would have nothing left to eat once the other two idiots joined in!

"Don’t lie to us, this stuff is clearly just made, and you didn’t start a fire before, nor did we see you skinning meat or scaling fish. Unless you have a... what the fuck, this is real!" Halfway through speaking, Alden suddenly realized that it might indeed be real. Damn Yusuf was so mysterious; maybe he really had some magic. So he bit his tongue hard to stimulate himself, and poked his own eyeballs with two fingers.

This was a way to break free from illusion techniques; he needed confirmation!

His eyes hurt from the poking, blood flowed from the corner of his mouth, but the Illusion Technique didn’t disappear. Instead, as Yusuf and Roman looked at him as if he were an idiot, Alden let out a shriek and dived into the pot: "Mine, mine, all mine!"

"Holy shit, this is real..." Leonidas also dived into the pot, sticking his head in it, eating and drinking like there’s no tomorrow!