Invisible Security Guard
Chapter 1127 - 1126: The Female Head of Baiyun Monastery

Chapter 1127: Chapter 1126: The Female Head of Baiyun Monastery

"Please don’t abandon me in this lifetime!" Fatty said earnestly, gazing at him with eyes soft as water, tinged with a hint of nervousness.

Yusuf Zuck glanced at her once—she was truly fat, so fat that her eyes had disappeared, her nose was buried in flesh, and her mouth was pretty big. Honestly, her entire face was like a round ball.

Yet perhaps because she kept calling him "husband," Yusuf Zuck had become immune to it. The previous feeling of revulsion, the unbearable sight, was no longer there.

It wasn’t a matter of liking or not liking her—her obesity wasn’t her fault; she was genuinely ill!

So seeing her speak so seriously for once, Yusuf Zuck shrugged his shoulders and then gave a strong push to her head, "When did I ever say I’d abandon you?"

"Husband!" Tears streamed down Fatty’s face once again, and then, surprisingly, she took the initiative to hook her arm through Yusuf Zuck’s.

"Do you know how hard it is for me to find a man? And one as outstanding, remarkable, and awesome as this? It’s my good fortune, so you’ll never receive a divorce from me in this lifetime!" She cried and laughed at the same time, very happy indeed!

Yusuf Zuck was speechless, but let her cling to his arm.

Honestly, Fatty was the kind you’d be embarrassed to be seen with. But now, Fatty was all alone in the world, so why not keep her by his side? What harm was there in a fake marriage? That’s the kind of person Yusuf Zuck was—if you were good to him, he’d repay you ten thousandfold!

Shortly, the two traversed through layers of space and, led by Fatty, arrived at the Cloud Mountains.

The Cloud Mountains housed the Cloud Temple, where the Taoists and nuns lived ascetic lives, refraining from marriage, meat, and wine—more monk-like than the monks themselves.

In fact, Yusuf Zuck had never quite understood what sort of entity this Cloud Temple really was.

"The Cloud Temple was a super-sect in the previous era, but after the two temple leaders ascended, Cloud Temple’s status declined. In this generation, the Cloud Temple only has one nominal Great Emperor named ’Crazy Nine,’ who has some connections to the temple. However, this emperor is somewhat insane; sometimes he acts like a Taoist while other times he deliberately impersonates a monk."

"Crazy Nine doesn’t have much of a reputation in the Immortal Realm, nor does he appear to have any kind of ranking. Many people don’t even know his true whereabouts—he doesn’t have a cave dwelling, an Immortal Mountain, disciples, or friends in the Immortal Realm!"

"He doesn’t reside in Cloud Temple in the Element World either, and might not visit for thousands of years. The Cloud Temple just uses the name of Crazy Nine to bluff, and he agrees tacitly. Thus, with the backing of a Great Emperor, Cloud Temple has remained one of the eminent super-sects in the Element World, snatching resources and competing with any sect—all without the intervention of the other emperors! Perhaps the other emperors are wary because the past leaders had ascended, so no one dares to cause trouble at Cloud Temple."

"The two garments we’re going to steal are the treasures of Cloud Temple, left behind by the previous era’s leaders—robes for both a man and a woman. The previous era’s female leader was rather plump, supposedly comparable to me, so her robes will fit me!"

"You still recognize that you’re fat?" Yusuf Zuck said, caught between laughter and tears.

"Don’t you think being chubby is quite sensual? Don’t believe me, touch and see—so soft and squishy!"

"Pfft—" Yusuf Zuck almost spat out blood. Indeed, it was squishy—pure fat!

Fatty herself couldn’t help but laugh, then continued, "Right now, Cloud Temple probably doesn’t have any experts guarding it since they’ve all gone to the City of Heaven’s Origin to prepare for the great battle between humans and demons. If anyone did stay behind, there would likely be just one at the level of Immortal King."

"But we can’t just rob the place; we have to sneak in to steal them!"

"Why can’t we just take them?" Yusuf Zuck asked curiously.

"Cloud Temple is a sect I respect to some extent. I’ve heard that the previous male and female leaders were a couple who never abandoned each other throughout their lives. Although the female leader was a bit plump, the male leader never despised her for it!"

"I thought Cloud Temple forbade marriage?" Yusuf Zuck asked curiously.

"Just like our situation, everyone knows we’re husband and wife, but have we ever consummated the marriage?" Fatty countered.

Yusuf Zuck was peppered with a whole head full of question marks and glared back at her, "If I want the reality of marriage, what can you do about it, huh?"

"We could give it a try, but I can’t guarantee your success, especially since I’m too fat..." Fatty said earnestly.

"Pfft..."

"Hehehe..." Fatty burst into hearty laughter.

Yusuf Zuck was speechless for quite a while as the two of them stood on the opposite side of Baiyun Mountain. Fatty seemed to be in a cheerful mood, which was contagious, amusing Yusuf Zuck no end.

"We stole somebody’s clothes, which isn’t much different from robbing, right? Either way, we’re acting like thieves," Yusuf Zuck sighed.

"It’s just borrowing. We can return them later when we’re done. Besides, those two outfits are just gathering dust, right?" Fatty chuckled, "Alright, now you lead me in sneakily. I know where those clothes are."

"Sneaking in isn’t a problem for me, the key issue is that it’s inconvenient to take you. You wait here, just tell me where the clothes are and that’ll do!"

"That won’t do. I must go in with you. A husband and wife should stand together when being thieves!"

"Then enter my pocket dimension," Yusuf Zuck suggested after thinking for a moment.

"No, no, no, no, no..." Fatty immediately shook her head repeatedly, "I won’t go. There are all your relatives inside, and with my looks, it would be too scary. It would also embarrass you, my husband, so it’s better if I don’t meet them."

"It’s fine, I don’t care, so why do you?" Yusuf Zuck found Fatty quite adorable.

"Of course, I care. You’re my man, I won’t allow anyone to laugh at you in their hearts for marrying a pig and whispering sweet nothings to a pig!" Fatty said seriously.

"Okay, okay," Yusuf Zuck said, taking her seriously. Sometimes hurting someone’s pride can cause a lot of pain in their heart, especially if it’s done by someone they care about. They might not say anything, but it would make them sad.

Yusuf Zuck stopped joking with her. Instead, he thought about it some more, and suddenly his eyes lit up, "I’ve got it."

"You’ve got a plan?" Fatty asked curiously.

"I still have a divine skill, heh, it’s been many years since I used it, but it should be enough to deal with the folks in Baiyun Guan. Follow me!" Yusuf Zuck grabbed Fatty’s hand, and they stepped right up to the entrance of Baiyun Guan.

There were two young Taoists sweeping up the fallen leaves outside the gate of Baiyun Guan. When they saw Yusuf Zuck flying in with a ’meat pig,’ they were both startled because the female ’meat pig’ looked so similar to the portrait of their previous generation’s leader, almost identical!

Inside the Inheritance Hall of Baiyun Guan were two portraits, one of a man and one of a woman. The man was the former male leader, and the woman was the former female leader, who looked no different from Fatty – the portrait was basically a blob of flesh!

"Lea... leader!" Yusuf Zuck was about to use his Mind Control skill to command the two young Taoists to take them inside when he saw both Taoists suddenly dropped to their knees, kowtowing incessantly!

Yusuf Zuck was bemused, and Fatty was also stunned. Then she glanced at Yusuf Zuck, amid lip-shaping, pointed at herself as if to say, "Are they calling me the leader?"

Yusuf Zuck blinked and then nodded.

Having an idea, Fatty stiffened her pudgy face and commanded, "Hmm... that... this... I, the leader, have returned. Why have the gates not been opened to welcome me? Open the gates immediately!"