Invincible Village Doctor
Chapter 318: Do You Have a Male Health Issue?

Chapter 318: Chapter 318: Do You Have a Male Health Issue?

"Beautiful girl, you are sick!"

Suddenly, Lin Fei spoke up to the hot pants beauty.

The hot pants beauty glared at Lin Fei super annoyed and lashed out loudly, "You’re the one who’s sick! I thought you looked handsome, so I didn’t want to make a big deal out of it, but now that you say I’m sick, I can’t take it. If you keep spouting nonsense, I’ll rip your mouth apart!"

Lin Fei frowned and took another look at the hot pants beauty in front of him, then said to her, "Hey, beauty, what I’m saying is true, there’s no lie in my words. You are really, truly sick. You have menstrual irregularities, and just these past few days, your period has come, right? Your menstrual pain is extremely severe, and you’re also suffering from weakness and deficient energy. All these issues need to be addressed. I have some medical knowledge and can help you with treatment. If you trust me, we can find a hotel room right now, and I will treat your condition."

"Get lost, stop bothering me!"

The hot pants beauty scolded Lin Fei very annoyedly.

It was because Lin Fei was handsome that the hot pants beauty’s attitude was not as bad. If an ugly man had approached her in this way, she definitely would have maxed out her rage meter and cursed him on the spot.

Lin Fei was young and handsome. Even though his way of hitting on her was a bit tacky, the hot pants beauty didn’t really care deep down. Of course, she would never admit to being sick just because Lin Fei said so, which is why she was still a little upset.

"Hey, beauty, why can’t you believe me? Where has the sincerity gone between people? Can’t we have a bit more trust and love in this world? I really am a doctor, and by rejecting me like this, you’re just shying away from treatment, which ultimately will only hurt you. You really should believe me. Let’s quickly find a hotel and get a room, so I can treat you. Your condition isn’t life-threatening, but if left for too long, it can still be quite troublesome!"

Lin Fei followed the steps of the hot pants beauty, saying to her.

"Holy shit, that’s freaking awesome!"

"Isn’t this the real ’Social Awesome Syndrome’?"

"Damn, this kind of thick-skinned behavior makes me cringe. I just can’t learn this..."

"Pretending to be a doctor to pick up girls? This is really like a cow flying on a plane, awesomeness sky-high!"

"How does he manage to do it without a red face or skipping a beat? His psychological quality is really worth my study. If I had this kind of mental strength, I wouldn’t still be single at thirty!"

Quite a few onlookers were looking at Lin Fei with a look of admiration, some even gave him a thumbs up.

To Lin Fei’s such direct and shameless approach, these onlookers were genuinely impressed.

Then, a Bald Fatty Pervert pointed at Lin Fei with a disdainful tone, "Buddy, that’s enough. What kind of doctor are you? You’re just pretending to be a doctor to harass this beauty. Why force us to expose your charade?"

"I really am a doctor. This isn’t a disguise. I’m a genuine doctor..."

Lin Fei said to the Bald Fatty Pervert indifferently.

"Alright, alright, you’re a doctor. I believe you are a doctor, okay? If you’re a doctor, then test me. What’s wrong with my body? If you can clearly identify my health problems, then I’ll believe you’re a doctor."

The Bald Fatty Pervert looked up at Lin Fei with a serious tone.

Hearing the Bald Fatty Pervert’s challenge, several onlookers stopped in their tracks, watching Lin Fei with curiosity. They, too, wanted to see whether Lin Fei was genuinely knowledgeable about medicine.

Even the hot pants beauty hadn’t walked far but was looking at Lin Fei with her bright and spirited big eyes, twinkling with anticipation.

Lin Fei’s gaze settled on the Bald Fatty Pervert and then, with a slight grin and a teasing smile, he said to the Bald Fatty Pervert, "Your body, indeed, has some problems, to be precise, quite a few. But, really, should I say them out loud? I think it might not be too pleasant to hear!"

"Don’t try to pull the wool over my eyes with vague talk. If you have real skill, just directly say it. If you can’t, then it just proves you have no real ability..."

The Bald Fatty Pervert stared at Lin Fei with a sharp look in his eyes.

"Hey, if you really want me to spell it out for you, it’s just going to be boring..."

Lin Fei spread his hands, sighed again, and then said to the Bald Fatty Pervert, "You have high blood pressure, high blood sugar, and high cholesterol, also known as the ’three highs’. I’m not wrong, am I?"

"Hahaha..."

The Bald Fatty Pervert laughed loudly, then said to Lin Fei, "I’m fat, so having three highs is normal, right? Do you need to point that out? That doesn’t count!"

"Don’t be in such a rush; your problems definitely aren’t limited to the three highs..."

Lin Fei laughed again, then said to the Bald Fatty Pervert, "You also have erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation!"

"Pfft..."

Upon hearing Lin Fei say this, the bystanders and the shorts-clad beauty couldn’t hold it in, and they all burst out laughing.

"You... you... you’re full of shit..."

The Bald Fatty Pervert was very annoyed, his face turning beat red.

"Uh, big brother, why curse at me? I’m just telling the truth. You do have erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. When you’re with a woman, you can’t last more than two minutes. That’s an illness. Since you have it, you should accept it, not shy from treatment!"

Lin Fei spread his hands, smirked faintly, and with a mocking expression, continued to look at the Bald Fatty Pervert.

"Hmph, I don’t have erectile dysfunction or premature ejaculation. You’re the one with erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. Your whole family has erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation..."

The Bald Fatty Pervert, very dissatisfied, snapped back at Lin Fei a few times before he angrily stormed off.

"Dammit, how did he know I have erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation? Could he really be a doctor? And a really skilled one at that?"

After the Bald Fatty Pervert turned and left, he was muttering under his breath, still cursing.

"Holy shit, no way? Did he actually get it right? Is he really a doctor?"

"Damn, does he actually know medicine?"

"Does this guy really have erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation? Did it hit a nerve because he got it right and he’s pissed off?"

The few onlooking pedestrians started quietly speculating amongst themselves as they looked at Lin Fei.

At first, they didn’t believe Lin Fei was a doctor and thought he was just pretending to be one to pick up girls.

Who knew Lin Fei actually had medical knowledge? Could he have really been correct? If Lin Fei hadn’t been right, why would the Bald Fatty Pervert have run off cursing?

Lin Fei immediately scanned those few onlooking male citizens with his gaze.

Those few male citizens quickly turned and left, fearing that their own erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation would be publicly revealed by Lin Fei, as that would be just too bloody embarrassing.