Invincible Little School Doctor
Chapter 723 - 723 722 I'll Show You How Crude I Can Be!

723: Chapter 722: I’ll Show You How Crude I Can Be!

723: Chapter 722: I’ll Show You How Crude I Can Be!

“Hmph!

Well, well!

You little sleaze, spouting such vulgar, disgusting words, and you still dare say you aren’t insulting music?!” Luo Fan was initially stunned, then a look of ecstasy emerged on his face as he coldly sneered at Ye Haochuan.

“Vulgar and disgusting?

May I ask, Brother Luo Fan, where exactly were my words vulgar and disgusting?” Ye Haochuan chuckled and asked Luo Fan.

“Still denying it?!

Your words were clearly about the joys of love between a man and a woman, and the moans they make!” Luo Fan pointed at him, furious.

“Oh!

Is that what Brother Luo Fan was referring to?” Ye Haochuan feigned an epiphany and then chuckled, “I’m so sorry, Brother Luo Fan, turns out you’re quite the experienced driver!

My apologies!

But unfortunately, what I meant was different.”

Luo Fan sneered, “So you dare say it, but you don’t dare admit it?”

Shaking his head, Ye Haochuan chuckled, “Brother Luo Fan, actually, the true meaning of my words was that the voice of a woman is soft and beautiful, very elegant, especially if the girl has a pure soul.”

He paused, then continued, “However, everyone has different thoughts in their minds, so naturally, they see my words differently.”

Upon hearing this, Luo Fan’s face immediately turned red.

Wasn’t this hinting that his mind was impure, filled with vulgar and sleazy thoughts?

“Nonsense!

You’re clearly just being evasive!

Your words just now were obviously vulgar and low-class!” Luo Fan accused angrily.

Ye Haochuan chuckled, “Think about it again, which word in my previous words was vulgar?

If you think it’s low-class and vulgar, it only indicates that your heart is no longer pure!”

Luo Fan was suddenly speechless, his face turning incredibly red.

Initially, he was accusing Ye Haochuan of being vulgar and low-class, but instead, he found himself trapped by his own accusations.

Seeing Luo Fan’s flushed face and silence, a trace of smugness crossed Ye Haochuan’s face as he chuckled at Li Junyi, “But I believe Miss Li, with her extraordinarily broad mind, definitely still has a pure heart, right?”

Broad mind?

What a way to compliment someone!

Li Junyi was initially puzzled, then suddenly realized that this sleazeball was actually commenting on her large chest!

Feeling angry and embarrassed, she glared at Ye Haochuan and snapped, “This gentleman’s perspective is indeed unique, Junyi has learned a lot.”

“Hehe, that’s just a little summary from my life experiences, your words really make me a bit embarrassed!” Ye Haochuan’s face displayed a proud smile, showing no sign of embarrassment at all.

Hearing his words, Li Junyi was even more convinced that this man was despicable, and she finally understood why Luo Fan had been targeting Ye Haochuan all along.

Thinking it over, Li Junyi decided to get rid of him and thus asked with a smile, “May I know what kind of music do you generally listen to?”

“Him?

He understands music?

He must listen to all sorts of messed-up stuff!” Luo Fan, still annoyed, mocked Ye Haochuan again.

Seeing this guy who kept picking fights and desperately trying to make his presence felt, Ye Haochuan finally got a bit annoyed.

Damn!

You’re calling me vulgar?

I’ll show you vulgar!

“How do I not understand?” Ye Haochuan chuckled, shaking his head and said, “This song ‘Play the Flute’ is quite good, and I often have my wife Yingxue play it for me!”

Li Junyi’s face flushed with embarrassment.

She knew exactly what kind of song that was!

What made her even more embarrassed was that this scoundrel not only listened to that kind of music but also had others play that…

for him!

Looking at the equally stunning Su Yingxue beside him, Li Junyi couldn’t understand how the two could be together.

“Now, what do you have to say?

How can you still deny that this kind of music is vulgar?” Luo Fan sneered at Ye Haochuan, unconvinced that Ye could smooth this one over!

But in fact, he had underestimated Ye Haochuan’s silver tongue.

“Yes, to you, it’s a vulgar piece!

But to me, it is an unparalleled masterpiece, which can be called the mudslide of the music world!

What era are we living in now?

We should be objective and fair, and approach such criticized pieces with a normal attitude.

If we stick to old customs, we ultimately imprison our own thoughts!

If you don’t dare to take that bold step, how can you ever see the endpoint of art?”

Ye Haochuan spoke with a stern face and righteous words.

Damn!

This eloquence of mine, not using it in sales is simply a waste of talent!

Seeing the puzzled expressions on everyone’s faces, Ye Haochuan couldn’t help but feel amused.

Li Junyi rolled her eyes and looked at Ye Haochuan with some speechlessness.

This guy was clearly a sleaze, yet his words were irrefutable.

“What nonsense!” Even so, how do you explain asking Yingxue to ‘Play the Flute’ for you?” Luo Fan said angrily, his face ashen.

At these words, an image involuntarily flashed through his mind, igniting his anger even more.

Ye Haochuan smiled secretly, but pretended to be confused, “Play what?

Luo Fan, brother, what do you mean?

I don’t understand your words at all.”

With that, he turned his head and asked Su Yingxue, “Honey, what did you ‘play’ for me at home?”

Hearing Ye Haochuan’s provocative words, Su Yingxue’s heart pounded non-stop, this bad guy!

Even if he wanted me to ‘play’ for him, he shouldn’t ask me this in front of everyone!

How embarrassing!

Pouting, Su Yingxue glared at Ye Haochuan coquettishly and whispered in his ear, “You’re so bad!”

Seeing her cute and charming demeanor, Ye Haochuan immediately felt great.

On the other side, Luo Fan was livid, shouting furiously, “You’re still pretending!

You scum!

You clearly forced Yingxue to just care about your own pleasure, having her play your ‘flute’!”

Seeing the prey finally bite, Ye Haochuan immediately chuckled, “Brother Luo Fan, Brother Luo Fan!

I thought you were an old hand, but it seems you’re still a bit too young!

My wife simply plays the flute for me at home, yet your mind went elsewhere!

Alas, what a filthy and evil mind you have!”

Hearing this, Luo Fan finally realized that he had been tricked by Ye Haochuan again!

Immediately, his face turned red, overwhelmed with embarrassment and fury, wishing he could find a hole to crawl into.

In fact, it wasn’t entirely his fault, since every time Ye Haochuan spoke, he made people involuntarily think in that direction.

Li Junyi was even more annoyed, glancing at Ye Haochuan, this rascal.

Saying ‘play the flute’ simply as ‘play’, who could tell what he meant by that?

This was clearly making people think dirty thoughts!

Yet she hadn’t considered that if someone had a pure mind, they would never think crooked thoughts.

But in today’s society, who still has a pure heart?

“Miss Li, I’ll take my leave first.” Overwhelmed with shame and anger, Luo Fan could no longer stay, casting a vicious glare at Ye Haochuan before hastily leaving.

The remaining people looked at each other, and no one dared to provoke Ye Haochuan any further.

Li Junyi, also afraid that Ye Haochuan might say something else ‘earth-shattering’, quickly changed the subject back to musical instruments.

The concert lasted a total of three hours, and by the time it ended, Su Yingxue was still somewhat reluctant for it to be over.