Invincible Little School Doctor
Chapter 560 - 560 560 Sorry I'm in a Hurry to Pee

560: Chapter 560: Sorry, I’m in a Hurry to Pee 560: Chapter 560: Sorry, I’m in a Hurry to Pee Wang Yan glared at him annoyedly and said, “How can you speak so shamelessly?”

“Thank you for the compliment,” Ye Haochuan was not ashamed at all and chuckled, “But speaking of shamelessness, you really outdo me.

What era are we in, and yet you still interfere with your niece’s personal matters?

How is that different from arranged marriages in feudal times?”

“I’m considering Yingying’s personal happiness.

Yingying has the looks, the body, the education.

A girl as outstanding as her naturally deserves an equally outstanding boy.

You, on the other hand, are just a small university clinic doctor.

How could you possibly be worthy of our Yingying?” Wang Yan retorted.

“Cut the crap—it’s all for your personal gain, isn’t it?” Ye Haochuan said disdainfully.

“What?” Wang Yan frowned, his words sounding particularly irritating to her.

In fact, to some extent, she did hope for her niece’s future happiness, but largely, she was motivated by her own interests.

Since joining Haishan TV Station, she had been diligently working.

However, in a state-owned enterprise, promotions were extremely difficult.

As an ordinary woman with no connections or background, becoming a producer was not easy.

Honestly, the position of producer was something Director Wang had promised her early on, in hopes of pairing her son with her niece.

Having tasted the benefits, she naturally worked her hardest for Director Wang.

However, if things were to be messed up, needless to say, the position of producer would be taken away by Director Wang immediately.

“Give me a break, Director Wang, am I wrong?” Ye Haochuan scoffed, “We’re not three-year-olds.

Don’t think I can’t see through the little schemes in your mind.

Are you saying there’s no benefit to you in helping Director Wang set up his son with your niece?”

Wang Yan’s expression stiffened, clearly hit the mark by his words, but she quickly regained her composure and said earnestly, “I truly have Yingying’s happiness at heart, I have no personal desires.”

Jeez, as if no one else could say such things.

Ye Haochuan rolled his eyes and said, “If you have no personal desires, then you should let her decide her own happiness.

What’s this running back and forth, trying to tear me apart from Shuying?

Haven’t you heard the saying, it’s better to dismantle ten temples than to ruin one marriage?”

“Stop spouting such nonsense.

You young people, what do you know about the hardships of life?

Your heads get heated up in a passionate relationship, and all reason flies out the window.

Once the honeymoon phase is over, it’s all about finance, cooking ingredients, housing and vehicles.

As just a small university clinic doctor, can you handle all that?” Wang Yan scoffed.

Seeing her contemptuous look, Ye Haochuan felt bitter inside.

Damn it, what’s wrong with being a small university clinic doctor?

Can’t a clinic doctor afford a house and a car?

Not to mention, my net worth is currently in the billions.

Just by wheeling and dealing some Body-Strengthening Pills, who knows how much money I could make!

However, he didn’t need to say these things out loud.

Right now, his relationship with the girl Shuying was merely that of a master and apprentice—it was still a long way from progressing any further, and its success was still uncertain.

Seeing that he was silent, Wang Yan thought he was intimidated and sneered inwardly.

Just as expected, a mere country bumpkin.

After showing the consequences, he started wavering.

Good, I’ll just turn up the heat and completely discourage him from keeping in touch with our Yingying.

“Young man, take it easy.

Reality is just like that.

Here’s what we’ll do—for you to stay away from our Yingying, just name your price, how much money?”

Ye Haochuan was taken aback.

Damn, what does she mean?

Carrot and stick?

“How much are you willing to pay?” Ye Haochuan scoffed inwardly.

Seeing that he did not refuse, Wang Yan thought her financial tactic was working and said joyfully, “How about one hundred thousand?”

“One hundred thousand?

Are you trying to brush off a beggar?” Ye Haochuan couldn’t help but be speechless, and he chuckled, “I’ve got to say, Director Wang, you’re greatly underestimating Ye Haochuan’s appetite.”

I knew you wouldn’t let it go so easily.

Wang Yan said absently, “Then let’s add another hundred thousand.

How about that?”

“Two hundred thousand is still too little.” Ye Haochuan smiled faintly.

“Then how much do you want?

A million?” Wang Yan frowned.

“A million is also too little.” Ye Haochuan chuckled.

Wang Yan’s face changed color instantly.

Although she had agreed to Director Wang to try her best to facilitate his match with her niece, the benefit fee Director Wang promised her was only a mere three hundred thousand, plus a promotion and a salary increase.

Now Ye Haochuan was asking for a million right off the bat.

Wouldn’t she end up paying out of her own pocket if she pursued this deal?

“Ye Haochuan, your appetite is way too big!

Let me tell you, I’m not going to agree to these terms!” Wang Yan said furiously.

“In that case, there’s nothing left to discuss…” Ye Haochuan said, then suddenly his expression froze, “Oh, sorry, I’m really bursting for a pee, oops, my stomach hurts too, and I’ve got to take a dump.

I’ll stop right here.

Just to let you know, don’t follow me in, because if you’re beside me, I can’t pee, hehe.”

Looking at his grinning face, Wang Yan felt extremely disgusted and wished she could scratch his face off, cursing, “Despicable.”

Ye Haochuan laughed heartily, then rushed into the restroom.

Outside, Wang Yan dare not take any chances, still watching closely near the restroom door.

As soon as this kid came out, she would stick to him like glue to prevent any sabotage.

While she thought about this, a horrible groaning sound suddenly came from the direction of the restroom, as if he was straining with all his might to defecate, and then he suddenly relaxed and started to recite a poem with an undulating tone: “After thousands of calls, I finally start to take a dump…

Oh, feels so good!”

Damn it, what kind of person is this?

Total trash!

Wang Yan couldn’t stand it anymore and subconsciously moved further away.

Initially, she thought that Ye Haochuan would be coming out soon, but after waiting for a long time, he just didn’t come out.

She felt a bit puzzled but didn’t dare to go up and ask.

She thought to herself that since there’s only one door to the restroom, she shouldn’t worry about him not coming out.

Little did she know, as soon as Ye Haochuan entered the restroom, he urinated beside the toilet bowl and, seeing that no one was inside, he got an idea and jumped straight out of the window.

Having landed, Ye Haochuan looked back at the restroom window and chuckled, “Director Wang, just keep waiting.

I need to stir things up a little more.”

At this moment, in the teahouse’s main hall booth, Jiang Shuying, without Ye Haochuan beside her, found herself at a loss in responding to Wang Yingjun’s relentless romantic advances.

Wang Yingjun appeared neat and refined, but the undisguised greed in his eyes made her feel uncomfortable, as if he were infatuated with her beauty.

“Miss Jiang, honestly, putting aside my father’s subordinate relationship with Auntie Wang, our families have always had a good relationship.

If we could join together, wouldn’t our relationship become even closer?

Look, I even bought a ring for you.

Here, let me put it on for you.”

Wang Yingjun said, unable to help but stretch out his hand, putting the prepared diamond ring on Jiang Shuying’s finger.

Jiang Shuying was taken aback.

They had just met today; how could he be like this?

As she instinctively was about to refuse, Ye Haochuan’s voice suddenly came from next to her, “Wow, Brother Handsome, that’s a rare diamond ring!”