Invincible Little School Doctor
Chapter 388 - 387: Driving a Wedge

Chapter 388: Chapter 387: Driving a Wedge

With this thought, Ye Haochuan was no longer impulsive. What come may, he’d deal with it when they reached the destination.

Seeing Ye Haochuan at this moment like a turtle in a jar, not daring to even fart, the young man in the floral shirt couldn’t help feeling a surge of triumph and pulled out a Swiss Army knife.

Then, the knife flipped and flew between his hands as if he were performing tricks with it.

Seeing Ye Haochuan completely unmoved, the young man in the floral shirt couldn’t help but feel a bit perplexed, put on a threatening tone, and said, "Listen, kid, once you’re on our ’pirate ship,’ it’s hard to get off. You’d better behave on the way, or don’t blame me for carving a little ’flower’ into you... Drive!"

Ye Haochuan sneered inwardly, thinking boastfully, I’m on your pirate ship, let’s see how I smash it to smithereens?

But on the surface, he feigned ignorance and chuckled, saying, "You jest, my good sir. Your skill just now was truly unequaled, both past and future. It’s a great fortune to meet such an expert today, truly thrice fortunate! By the way, may I know how the gentleman calls himself? I am utterly in awe."

The young man in the floral shirt glanced at him, paused, and thought, does he not realize I’m threatening him?

"Kid, why ask my name? We aren’t acquainted, or are you trying to ingratiate yourself with me, hoping I’ll cut you some slack?" the young man in the floral shirt scoffed.

Damn, this kid is quite alert!

Ye Haochuan chuckled, "You jest again, my good sir. Since I’ve fallen into your hands, I can only listen to your arrangements. But honestly, since we don’t have any deep hatred, why resort to violence, right?"

The young man in the floral shirt also smiled, "You really have a way with words, kid."

"Not at all, not at all," Ye Haochuan laughed, "Actually, what I wanted was to inquire if you might know of any crash course that could let me master cool knife skills like yours in one day. I’m willing to pay a high price for the lessons."

The young man in the floral shirt burst into laughter, "You really are funny, kid. Knife skills, is there even a crash course? It took me years to finally master it, and you think you can learn it in one day? Ridiculous. Alright, since you’re good with words, I’ll tell you who I am. Listen up, from now on call me Brother Shanpao."

Shanpao? What a name, been firing too much?

Ye Haochuan shook his head secretly, finding it extremely funny, this kid really is dumb, can’t you see I’m mocking you?

"Oh, so it’s Brother Shanpao. That’s a powerful and creative name, much better than those like ’Brother Qiang’ or ’Brother Fa.’ I truly admire it." Ye Haochuan remarked, slightly embarrassed, "I was a bit impudent just now, you must find it funny, Brother Shanpao."

This boot-licking really hit the spot, making that guy called Shanpao laugh until he couldn’t close his mouth.

Seeing this, Ye Haochuan continued to chat him up relentlessly, and soon they became much closer.

"By the way, you guys know that Bao Guozhong has contracted AIDS, right?" Ye Haochuan suddenly dropped a bombshell.

"What? AIDS?" Shanpao was startled.

The others in the car were surprised as well.

"You guys didn’t know?" Ye Haochuan exclaimed exaggeratedly, "It’s absolutely true, don’t forget, I am a doctor. I was the one who diagnosed it."

Shanpao’s expression changed instantly, and he asked nervously, "You’re not lying to me, are you?"

Ye Haochuan said, "Brother Shanpao, why would I lie to you? There’s no benefit for me. If you don’t believe it, let me check your body... Hmm, you had appendicitis surgery, and it was a year ago, right?"

"Eh, how did you know?" Shanpao’s mouth fell open, unbelieving.

Indeed, he had appendicitis surgery last year, but aside from his parents, none of his buddies knew about it.

Shanpao nodded inwardly, realizing this kid really knew his stuff.

Still puzzled, he asked, "How did you figure that out?"

Ye Haochuan said, "I practice Traditional Chinese Medicine, so my expertise lies in observation, listening, questioning, and pulse-taking. How could I not notice something as minor as your condition?"

As he spoke, he turned to the other young people in the car, accurately pinpointing the hidden ailments each one of them had.

This skill immediately subdued everyone in the car.

"Wow, kid, I really didn’t see that coming. You actually are a Junior Godly Doctor!"

"I am truly convinced now, utterly convinced. Those experts and professors in the hospitals are nothing compared to you."

"Exactly, exactly, your level is at least national class. Respect, respect..."

Just then, Shanpao suddenly shouted, "Enough, enough, is there no end to this?"

The others looked at him, baffled.

Shanpao, growing more and more agitated, said, "What are you all looking at me for? Have you all forgotten that we had dinner with Bao Guozhong, that bastard? Damn it, AIDS is contagious!"

By the end, he was nearly in tears.

Upon hearing this, the others turned as pale as death, sweat breaking out on their foreheads in nervousness.

It was Shanpao who, in a panic, said to Ye Haochuan, "Brother Ye, please check me, quick, check me. Do I have AIDS?"

Ye Haochuan had a real urge to burst out laughing, thinking he needed to scare them a bit, so he gave a heavy sigh.

Little did he know, his sigh scared the living daylights out of the guys.

Shanpao, extremely anxious, said, "Brother Ye, don’t scare me. Quick, tell me, do I have AIDS or not?"

"I’m sorry, but you all have been infected and have become carriers of the HIV virus," Ye Haochuan said gravely.

"What?"

The group exploded in panic, with even two of them starting to cry on the spot. The one driving pulled the car over to the side of the road and sobbed loudly, head down on the steering wheel: "I have elderly parents, young children. I’m not ready to die."

After a while, Shanpao, furious, shouted, "Damn it, stop crying, let’s go settle the score with that bastard Bao Guozhong."

"Yes, let’s get him!"

"Damn it, when I see him, I’m going to chop him into mincemeat!"

"Quick, drive, drive, I can’t wait any longer. Damn, this son of a bitch is too evil."

Watching the frantic state of everyone in the car, Ye Haochuan couldn’t help but burst into laughter inside. Damn, he was playing this divide and conquer strategy too well. Heh heh, Bao Guozhong, Bao Guozhong, you’ve got a show coming your way.

Half an hour later, the van pulled up at a deserted small factory.

Through the car window, Ye Haochuan saw two people standing inside the factory, and who could it be leading them if not Bao Guozhong?

Tsk!

The moment the van stopped, the group burst out of the vehicle, furious.

Shanpao, gritting his teeth, cursed as soon as he opened his mouth: "Bao Guozhong, go to hell!"