Invincible Little School Doctor
Chapter 351 - 350

Chapter 351: 350

Upon hearing Ye Haochuan say she was sick, Guan Yonghe flew into a rage: "You’re the one who’s sick, your whole damn family is sick!"

"It looks like you’re quite seriously ill! Even your mouth has gotten infected!"

With a chuckle, Ye Haochuan said, "What? Don’t believe me? Well, let me ask you, do you feel like you have trouble sleeping at night?"

"So what if I have insomnia? Who the hell hasn’t had trouble sleeping?" Guan Yonghe cursed.

"While others might have insomnia due to poor sleep, you, on the other hand, stay up all night doing drugs, causing emotional excitement and making it difficult to sleep." Pausing for a moment, Ye Haochuan laughed and said, "To put it unpleasantly, you should be careful. If this continues, your condition is only going to get worse."

Doing drugs?

All the onlookers were stunned.

"What do you mean doing drugs every night? Watch your damn mouth!"

Seeing the peculiar looks from the crowd around her, Guan Yonghe was shocked. She thought to herself that this man was spouting nonsense. If this were to reach the ears of the school leaders, she might be facing immediate expulsion.

"Don’t believe me, huh?" Ye Haochuan said with half a smile, "You can press down on this spot on your lower abdomen, and then you’ll know whether what I’m saying is true."

As he spoke, he pointed to the position of his dan tian acupoint as a demonstration for her.

Guan Yonghe had never done drugs, so she felt very confident and said, "Why should I believe you? Humph, people like you are just full of hot air."

"I’m just full of hot air?" Ye Haochuan laughed heartily, "If you don’t believe it, you might as well give it a try. What, scared to try?"

"Who says I’m afraid to try?" Guan Yonghe, unable to tolerate his provocation, angrily retorted.

After speaking, she pressed the spot Ye Haochuan had indicated, gradually increasing the pressure. Soon, a painful sensation spread throughout her body, causing her to scream out in agony.

"How about that? Was I right or what?" Ye Haochuan said with a sly grin, his facial expression incredibly odd.

"Bullshit..."

Guan Yonghe cursed openly, but just then, she suddenly felt discomfort in her lower abdomen, followed by an uncontrollable release of a loud, smelly fart from her anus.

In an instant, the whole place was shocked, with many people covering their noses and mouths with a look of disgust.

As for Guan Yonghe, her face turned beet red and she reached the pinnacle of embarrassment. At that moment, she knew she had completely fallen for this guy’s trap. It wasn’t about doing drugs at all; it was just a setup.

"You..."

Guan Yonghe was about to scold him, but Ye Haochuan just chuckled, "I advise you to hurry to the restroom, otherwise, if you end up with incontinence later, don’t blame me for not warning you. Sigh, actually, you haven’t been doing drugs. It’s just that you’re not careful in your private life. Next time you’re getting it on, you really should make sure your boyfriend sticks to the ’right path’ more often. Otherwise, once your anus gets infected, it’s going to be troublesome."

Stick to the "right path"?

The people around were initially taken aback, but soon some of them caught on, their faces revealing a hint of understanding. Damn, this Guan Yonghe, seem so pure like a flower, yet apparently enjoys such a peculiar activity.

Zhang Ziyi next to them couldn’t help but snicker. This guy was good at speaking in roundabout ways that nearly made them hard to understand.

It took a moment for Guan Yonghe to catch on, but when she heard the word "anus," she snapped out of it. She was itching with hatred for Ye Haochuan. Although this matter was within the realm of her private life and had nothing to do with illegal discipline, and the school wouldn’t care, if word got out, how could she ever stay in the school?

"You bastard, I’m going to fight you..."

Guan Yonghe was seized by a fit of anger and was about to pounce on Ye Haochuan to start a fight, but at that moment, she felt another pang of pain in her lower abdomen, which frightened her. She changed color, stopped in her tracks, and quickly made her way toward the restroom.

"Make way! All of you, make way!" Guan Yonghe shouted loudly.

The onlookers stepped aside, but everyone had a strange expression on their faces, making Guan Yonghe’s face turn extremely ugly,

As Guan Yonghe ran into the bathroom, the surrounding crowd cast admiring glances at Ye Haochuan, with continuous cheers and praises.

Zhang Ziyi, holding back her laughter, said to Ye Haochuan, "Brother Ye, your medical skills are just too amazing, aren’t they? How did you know she was about... to fart?"

After she finished speaking, even she started to blush slightly—clearly, saying the word "fart" in front of a man was really embarrassing.

Ye Haochuan laughed, "Don’t forget, I am a doctor, after all. Inspection, listening, inquiring, and palpation are the basics. This classmate Guan Yonghe was frowning the whole time—clearly, she was either deep in thought or not feeling well. However, after careful observation, I noticed that during her argument with you, she kept her legs tightly together, obviously holding it in to avoid incontinence..."

"Brilliant, brilliant observation." Zhang Ziyi said with a look of admiration on her face.

Ye Haochuan laughed again; in fact, he had not mentioned a key point—that his conclusion was mainly drawn through ’perspective’ observation.

At that moment, an angry male voice came from the crowd, "Damn it, who was bullying my girlfriend just now?"

Everyone’s gaze turned in that direction in an instant.

Ye Haochuan also looked up and saw a tall student, flanked by a group of male students, pushing his way through the crowd.

"Oh no, Brother Ye, that’s Guan Yonghe’s boyfriend, Wang Tong, coming to make trouble," Zhang Ziyi hurriedly said.

Ye Haochuan smiled slightly, indicating there was nothing to worry about.

Then, the tall student named Wang Tong looked at Ye Haochuan and asked, "Was it you who bullied my girlfriend?"

Ye Haochuan sized him up and said dismissively, "Illogical, this is so illogical!"

Everyone around was confused by this, including Wang Tong himself.

"What’s illogical?" Wang Tong asked, completely confused, "Spit it out quickly, or you’ll regret it."

"Come on, what are you being so arrogant about? You’re not even performing, and you’re still this arrogant?" Ye Haochuan snorted.

"What do you mean ’not performing’..."

Wang Tong had just spoken when he suddenly realized what Ye Haochuan was implying—this bastard was clearly mocking that he was impotent.

"You bastard, keep talking nonsense, and see if I won’t rip your mouth apart," Wang Tong cursed.

"Hey, talking nonsense?" Ye Haochuan smirked, "If you don’t believe me, then forget it, but I must warn you that you have severe renal deficiency, and it’s a congenital issue. There might not be no cure in the world, but it’s exceedingly rare. Only I, Ye Haochuan, have the capability to treat it..."

"You’re Ye Haochuan? The Doctor Ye Haochuan from our school hospital?" Wang Tong’s eyes suddenly lit up.

"Genuine and unerring," confirmed Ye Haochuan.

"Doctor Ye, I’ve heard about you from my classmates," said Wang Tong, nodding his head, "But you work in the surgical department. You shouldn’t be good at treating this kind of issue, should you?"

No one except himself and his parents knew about his congenital renal deficiency, but Ye Haochuan saw through it at a glance, which was truly not simple.

After visiting numerous hospitals and seeing many doctors over the years without any effect, his despair suddenly turned to hope.

Therefore, he could no longer care about the embarrassment and asked anxiously, "Doctor Ye, look at my condition... can it be cured?"