Invincible Little School Doctor
Chapter 221: Divine Reply (Fourth Wave Burst)

Chapter 221: Chapter 221: Divine Reply (Fourth Wave Burst)

Hearing his answer, the classroom fell dead silent, so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

However, just a few seconds later, the room burst into applause, with the sound of clapping erupting from all directions!

Li Wenfeng, Zhao Bingqian, Lin Qingxuan, Zhang Ziyi, and Su Yingxue, among others familiar with him, needless to say, their hands were practically swollen from all the clapping.

And in the hearts of nearly all the students in the classroom, Teacher Ye was really too clever; his response was simply classic!

Especially in the eyes of the female students, Teacher Ye was not only handsome but also high in emotional intelligence, and now his IQ was off the charts too!

For a moment, the entire classroom was filled with the electric sparks shooting from the girls’ eyes.

Only He Yun, sitting at the back row, was full of jealousy and displeasure. When Ye Haochuan was with her, he had been as dull as a block of wood. When had he ever been so clever?

"This Ye Haochuan is really quite interesting!" said the tall male student sitting next to her, with a playful look on his face.

Upon hearing this, He Yun leaned in close, saying resentfully, "Brother Dong, that bastard Ye Haochuan is too hateful. When will you take care of him for me?"

"What’s in it for me if I take care of him for you?" The tall male student replied with a sly smile on his seemingly honest face.

"Worst comes to worst, when we get back, you can do whatever you want with me!" He Yun said coquettishly.

Only then did the tall male student say, "Alright, you tell me, how exactly do you want me to take care of him? Break one of his legs?"

"What do you mean break one of his legs? I want you to break all three of his legs! I want to make him unable to be a man for the rest of his life!" He Yun said viciously.

The tall male student was slightly startled and gave He Yun a surprised glance, thinking this woman is really cruel—she actually wants me to break her ex-boyfriend’s three legs, and what’s the third leg? It’s a man’s lifeline!

He Yun, unaware of the change in his expression, continued fiercely, "Not only do I want you to break his third leg, but I also want you to break his hands, and make him crawl to me like a pug, begging for mercy... "

At this moment, Zhao Bingqian stood up indignantly, responding to the previous question from the male student, and huffed, "You’re so sleazy, still have the nerve to say what use do women have with boobs, why don’t you ask what use is your ’****’?"

The male student who had asked the question immediately turned beet red.

Then, several other boys around started egging on, shouting to Ye Haochuan, "Teacher Ye, it’s your turn to explain."

Raising his hand, Ye Haochuan gestured for everyone to quiet down, glanced at Zhao Bingqian, and thought, Little girl, you’re really not a low-maintenance one!

"What’s the use of a man’s ’****’? Of course, it’s the fighter jet among airplanes, the seeding machine for sowing and irrigating, the pile driver for ’papapa’ moments, and the soy milk maker for beauty and skincare!"

As soon as Ye Haochuan’s answer came out, the whole classroom burst into laughter again, especially the boys, who were laughing so hard that tears streamed down their faces. Teacher Ye was truly too clever.

"Bad uncle, pervy uncle!"

At this moment, Zhao Bingqian, who could hardly miss the implication, blushed furiously, muttered those two reprimands at him, stomped her foot lightly, and sat back down.

However, there were still many people looking confused, especially the more naïve girls. Seeder and pile driver they could somewhat understand, but what about soy milk maker? Could it possibly be for pee? That’s just disgusting and perverted, right?

Like Lin Qingxuan from the Four Beauties, who was inherently a simple-minded girl, she couldn’t help but turned to Zhang Ziyi and asked, "Sister Ziyi, how could it... be a soy milk maker for beauty and skincare?"

Zhang Ziyi couldn’t help but laugh and cry, and quietly explained it to her in her ear.

"Ah!"

Only then did Lin Qingxuan realize, her face turning as red as a beet, thinking Brother Ye was really too naughty; she dared not speak to him again.

Next, the students continued to ask questions, each more bizarre than the last.

"Teacher Ye, during ’papapa’, who feels more pleasure, the man or the woman?"

"If you use your hand to pick your nose, which one feels better, the nose or the hand?"

"Oh, the nose feels better! Thank you, Teacher Ye!"

...

"Teacher, why can’t women do ’it’ when they have their periods?"

"Do you still pick your nose with your hand when your nose is bleeding?"

"Oh, I wouldn’t. Thank you, Teacher Ye!"

...

"If women enjoy it much more than men, why do they resist when men rape them?"

"Would you like it if someone came up and picked your nose while you were walking down the street? Ah~"

"Oh, I wouldn’t like that. Thank you, Teacher Ye!"

...

"Teacher Ye, can flat-chested girls produce milk for their babies in the future?"

"Does that mean a man with a small ’ding ding’ can’t pee anymore?"

"Oh, Teacher Ye, I get it."

...

Under Ye Haochuan’s witty and clever responses, the atmosphere in the classroom became more and more lively.

As the class was nearing its end, many students were somewhat reluctant to leave.

Regardless of whether they were male or female, everyone felt that his lectures were humorous and, although a bit risqué, they were in good taste. They all expressed their desire to reserve a spot for next week’s elective class to listen to him teach again and even bring classmates to audit the class.

Coming out of the classroom, Ye Haochuan happened to run into Kou Jing who was also leaving her classroom.

Seeing her look of exhaustion, Ye Haochuan felt a wave of amusement.

"Ye Haochuan, how did you teach your class just now? Why did it sound so lively over there?" Kou Jing asked with some confusion.

"Secret," Ye Haochuan said teasingly with a smile.

Kou Jing rolled her eyes at him: "Hmph."

Noticing her displeasure, Ye Haochuan could only chuckle and say, "Actually, it’s very simple. Just step down from the podium and walk around in front of the students for a lap or two, and they’ll naturally become enthusiastic!"

"Really?" Kou Jing was somewhat doubtful.

Ah, I really don’t know what to say about you. Dressed like that, you give off the vibe of Teacher Aoi all over. Which student wouldn’t like it? Just walk around the classroom twice, and I guarantee you’ll dazzle all those wolf cubs, causing them to howl and clamor!

Ye Haochuan was speechless, but he certainly didn’t want to express this thought aloud. After all, she was the woman he had his eyes on, and to let her please those wolf cubs would be a loss for him!

"Of course, it is. If you don’t believe me, go ask my students, see if I stood on the podium at all tonight?"

Ye Haochuan patted his chest, explained for a bit, then suddenly chuckled again, "Doctor Kou, I must remind you, we are still betting here. My class tonight was a great success, very popular with the students. I’m afraid the classroom will be packed next week."

Kou Jing, fully aware he was flaunting his victory, snorted, "Hmph, don’t be so smug. There are still two days of elective courses left, I won’t lose it to you."

With that, she stopped paying him any attention and turned to leave.

Watching her leave in a huff, Ye Haochuan shook his head. Ah, you’re bound to be mine for a lifetime anyway, why bother?

Just as he was about to leave the teaching building, He Yun’s chilly voice sounded from behind, "Ye Haochuan, stop right there!"