Invincible Little School Doctor -
Chapter 196 Opportunity
Chapter 196: Chapter 196 Opportunity
Ye Haochuan subsequently had no choice but to explain the details of his broken engagement with Han Xue’er, and he especially reminded Chen Yushan that Han Xue’er’s grandfather was the very Old Han from whom he had righteously spent a fortune to buy a genuine painting by Gu Kaizhi at the Chenghuang Temple.
"So it was him, I was wondering why it was such a coincidence." Chen Yushan suddenly understood, but regardless, she still felt somewhat uncomfortable.
"And what about Doctor Kou?" Chen Yushan pressed on.
"That...," Ye Haochuan became somewhat hesitant.
"Don’t tell me she is also your woman?" Chen Yushan huffed angrily.
"Not now, but I can’t guarantee the future," he replied.
Seeing Chen Yushan’s face turn increasingly unsightly, Ye Haochuan cautiously, in a low voice, chuckled and said, "You know, my charm is really extraordinary, I can avoid provoking other women, but I can’t guarantee they won’t come after me!"
"Excuses, all excuses!" Chen Yushan stormed off in a fit of rage, pulling a face as she headed to her bedroom.
Then, a loud slam of a door followed, the sound was astonishing!
The couple left in the living room, Chen Jianguo and Xue Caining, shook their heads. Their daughter’s temper was just too explosive.
Chen Jianguo gave Ye Haochuan a meaningful look, suggesting he go and clean up his own mess.
Ye Haochuan awkwardly apologized before heading to Chen Yushan’s door, gently turning the doorknob—it wasn’t locked!
Pushing the door open, Ye Haochuan walked in, only to find Chen Yushan lying face down on the bed, head covered with a pillow, obviously sulking.
Ye Haochuan quietly locked the door behind him, then sat down beside her, chuckling, "Beauty, I’m going to lie on your bed for a while, you don’t mind, right?"
"I mind, you grandmother!" Chen Yushan suddenly flipped over with a pillow in her hand and hurled it at him, "Get off, get off, this is your grandmother’s bed, you shameless philanderer!"
Hey, if you’re already willing to surrender yourself to me, are you still worried about not being able to get on your bed?
Ye Haochuan squinted with a sly smile, looking every bit the crafty fox, catching the pillow she had thrown and chuckled, "You know, Yushan, your way of expressing affection is quite unique. To think you’d give me a big pillow—does this mean we should share a pillow and bedding?"
"Share a pillow and bedding my foot! You scoundrel! Scoundrel..." Chen Yushan lunged at him, fists raised to strike.
Man, she really is a tigress!
Ye Haochuan was somewhat speechless, smilingly said, "Yushan, your skill in cursing someone could use some improvement, couldn’t it? Just cycling through the word ’scoundrel’? Soft and gentle, it has no punch at all. Let me teach you how to curse properly, like ’you’re so bad’... ’you’re terribly naughty’... ’you rogue’... ’you scoundrel’..."
What on earth do these even mean?
The more Chen Yushan listened, the more embarrassed and annoyed she became. Being with this jerk, she was bound to end up as shameless as he was sooner or later.
"I’ll beat you to death!" Chen Yushan attacked him again.
At first, Ye Haochuan didn’t take her seriously, treating her like a cat scratching at him for fun, but then her punches grew fiercer, and it gave him a scare, dang, at this rate, she was developing a tendency to be a ’savage girlfriend’.
"Hey, hey, Yushan, gentlemen use their words, women use their hands, you can hit me, but just don’t hit the face! Ow, you’re really too cruel, using the Monkey Steals the Peach move on me, aren’t you afraid I’ll be bereft of offspring?"
In the living room outside, Chen Jianguo and Xue Caining exchanged glances, thinking how the situation was getting more and more out of hand.
Chen Jianguo thought to himself that they couldn’t continue like this; someone would get seriously hurt sooner or later!
He was about to get up but was stopped by his wife, Xue Caining, who gave him a look and said, "What are you meddling for? The young couple is just flirting and bantering."
"Flirting and bantering?" Chen Jianguo realized, then forced a smile and shook his head, "Alright, let’s go take a walk. Listening to their fuss is really too much for the ears."
Xue Caining had the same idea and the two of them quickly got up, opened the door, and went out.
With his extremely sharp hearing, Ye Haochuan immediately noticed the noise. Once he used his Perspective Eyes, the living room and the master bedroom were empty.
Hey, this prospective father-in-law and mother-in-law are really playing along, aren’t they? Aren’t they just creating opportunities for me?
Ye Haochuan chuckled to himself and began to tease Chen Yushan even more.
Although Chen Yushan had learned some self-defense techniques at the police academy, it was all child’s play in Ye Haochuan’s eyes. In no time, she was pinned down on the bed by him.
"Wife, do you know what happens to those who hit their husband?" Looking at Chen Yushan’s face beneath him, Ye Haochuan’s mouth curled up with a hint of wickedness, suddenly reaching out with a Wolf Claw.
"You beast, get your salty pig hand away from me!"
Now was not the time for treatment, and Chen Yushan certainly couldn’t tolerate him taking such liberties with her.
No matter how hard she struggled, Ye Haochuan’s Wolf Claw remained firmly in place.
"Beast?" Ye Haochuan laughed, "Not bad, your insults are getting better!"
Facing such a shameless man, Chen Yushan didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, but she still fiercely said, "If you take advantage of this lady again, do you believe I’d really castrate you?"
"How would you castrate me?" Ye Haochuan was not afraid at all, hehe chuckled, "With your hands, or with your mouth? Or with your... you know, down there, hehe, you get it."
Vulgar! Shameless!
Chen Yushan blushed at his words and struggled weakly, then said fiercely with a stern face, "If you dare let me use my hands, I’ll break it, if you dare let me use my mouth, I’ll bite it off, and if you dare let me use that place, I’ll clench it off, who is afraid of who?"
Holy smokes! Is she really that ruthless? Can she actually clench it off?
Ye Haochuan felt a chill down his spine and no longer dared to be so arrogant; he thought to himself that forcefulness wouldn’t work, so he softened his voice and said, "Yushan, I was wrong. Let’s talk nicely. You have to believe me, I can make you happy."
"You think this lady would believe your nonsense? With Xiao Haimie and Han Xue’er, those two Fox Enchantresses, you probably sweet-talked them the same way, right? Hmph, make me happy? You’re kidding yourself!"
Sweat! This beautiful police officer really isn’t easy to fool, is she?
Ye Haochuan blinked and then grinned cheekily, "Even if I can’t make you happy, I can at least make you feel good..."
At these words, Chen Yushan couldn’t help but snort with laughter and said, "What happiness? What comfort? You’re so annoying!"
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