Imposter Young Master
Chapter 912 - 917: Please read the "Marriage Law" carefully!

Chapter 912: Chapter 917: Please read the "Marriage Law" carefully!

Yang Gang opened the door, paused, and said, "Feifei? Why is it you?"

"Drip Drip represents the bride."

"Huh?"

"Cough cough." Yang Fei cleared her throat and then said, "Your wife sent me to pass on a message to you."

"What message?"

"No sexual activity is allowed during pregnancy."

"What?!"

Yang Fei poked Yang Gang’s head with an annoyed hand, "Is there nothing in your head besides H, huh? Sister Miao is pregnant now."

Yang Fei paused, then asserted, "Mom said that Sister Miao can’t have sex now, given her condition, or it could affect the child’s development. You know, Mom specializes in research on reproduction issues for those who are genetically modified. You have to believe what she says, right?"

Yang Gang’s mouth twitched slightly, "So you’re saying, until the child is born, I must live a life of abstinence?"

"Not exactly."

Yang Gang was overjoyed, "Then..."

"If Sister Miao chooses to deliver naturally, you’ll need to be abstinent for at least one more month."

Yang Gang: ...

"Hey, Feifei, are you serious?"

Yang Fei glared with her tiger-like eyes, "Do you want to ruin Sister Miao’s child?"

"No, I didn’t mean that..." Yang Gang sighed, "Alright, I get it."

Yang Fei looked at Yang Gang and added another line, "During Sister Miao’s pregnancy, cheating is forbidden! Now that you’re a married man, when you think about adultery, please make sure to carefully read the ’Marriage Law’."

"Why should I read the ’Marriage Law’?" Yang Gang did not understand.

"The Federal’s latest ’Marriage Law’ states: after marriage, adulterers will get punished by having to wear chastity briefs for a year, made of super titanium alloy, oh. During this time, if the spouse files for divorce, the adulterer will leave the marriage without anything, and the punishment regarding the chastity belt remains unchanged. In other words, even if you get divorced, you’ll still have to continue wearing those super titanium alloy briefs for a year. During this period, you won’t be able to sleep with any woman."

Yang Gang: ...

"Damn it, who the hell made up this marriage law?! It’s insane!"

Yang Gang’s eyes landed on Yang Fei, and with a wheeling gaze, he seemed to think of something and chuckled.

"What?" Yang Fei shivered with disgust, "Why are you laughing so creepily?"

"Come in, it’s very cold outside," Yang Gang said enthusiastically as he opened the door to the room.

Yang Fei hesitated for a moment but still cautiously entered the room.

She instinctively turned on the light.

But Yang Gang turned it off again.

"Hey, Gang, what... what do you want to do?"

Yang Gang remained silent, then noises came from the ceiling, followed by a spill of starlight into the room.

"Wow~" Yang Fei was pleasantly surprised, "Is this the legendary Starry Sky Room?"

"Wrong, a fully automatic Starry Sky Room." Yang Gang said with a smile, "What do you think?"

Yang Fei’s eyes were fixed on the sea of stars above her head, her expression excited, "So beautiful! But I wonder which star is the Pandora Star?"

Yang Gang came up behind Yang Fei, handed her a pair of miniature high-powered telescopes, then lifted her arm, pointing towards the far end of the starry sky, "See that shiny star? That’s Pandora Star."

"Wow, it’s so beautiful! Truly a woman’s dreamy, romantic destination." Yang Fei paused, remembered something, and continued, "By the way, Gang, Sister Miao once mentioned that one of her top ten wishes was to go on a honeymoon trip to Pandora Star. Where do you plan to take Sister Miao for your honeymoon? Ah, jerk, your hand just touched my chest!"

"Did it?"

"Of course, it did!" Feifei the goddess took off her telescope and glared at Yang Gang.

"I don’t feel it... Ow~ Feifei, that really hurts! If you don’t let go soon, I won’t be polite anymore."

"I’ll strangle you, strangle you. You big mess, no, you big jerk! Thinking you can look down on people, thinking you can look down on people. Small breasts have their value too, they save on fabric and protect the environment!"

Yang Fei was grabbing and pinching Yang Gang all over.

Yang Gang then scooped Yang Fei up in a sideways hold and tossed her onto the bed.

Yang Fei was a bit stunned, but after regaining her senses, she immediately retreated to the corner of the wall and shielded her chest with her hands, "Sister wouldn’t submit to rape!"

Yang Gang’s mouth twitched slightly, he quickly took off his shoes and climbed onto the bed, sitting cross-legged and looking at the vast expanse of stars and sea, "Feifei, stay with me to watch the stars tonight. Don’t worry, I won’t do anything."

Yang Fei was doubtful, "Really?"

"Really!"

Then, Yang Fei casually reached out from the head of the bed and pulled out three boxes of Durex and a bottle of Indian God Oil, her face turning slightly dark.

"That was prepared for Sister Miao," Yang Gang hurriedly explained.

Who would have thought Yang Fei would despise him even more, "You’re worse than a beast, no, lower than the lowest of beasts. Sister Miao is pregnant and yet you got three boxes of Durex ready, are you trying to torment her to death?"

Yang Gang broke out in a sweat.

Three boxes, indeed a bit too much...

Yang Fei sat cross-legged opposite Yang Gang, and through the starlight, they could see each other.

Heat rushed to Yang Gang’s head and he said, "We’ve known each other for a while now, it’s about time for us to ’come clean’ with each other, don’t you think? Don’t worry, it’s just coming clean."

Yang Gang was full of anticipation.

This rascal had long been yearning for a glimpse of Gu Xiaorou and Yang Fei’s bodies. A couple of days ago, he finally saw Gu Xiaorou’s perfect body, and now Yang Fei’s was the only one he hadn’t seen.

Yang Fei’s cheeks instantly turned a bright red.

"I’m saying, Yang Gang, is there nothing else in your head besides sex?!" Yang Fei snapped angrily.

Yang Gang seriously said, "Tolstoy once said that the most important thing for humanity is the transmission of civilization. Without sex, how can we continue the human civilization?"

Yang Fei collapsed, "Tolstoy never said that!!"

"He did," Yang Gang replied earnestly: "He said it just before entering the bridal chamber with his seventh wife. It is said that this seventh wife was snatched by Tolstoy, and she refused to enter the bridal chamber with him. But she was deeply moved by Tolstoy’s words and willingly threw herself into his arms."

"Nonsense!" Yang Fei paused, then with her curiosity piqued, she asked, "And then what happened?"

Yang Gang inwardly sweated for a moment—women and their gossipy nature, once curiosity kicks in, intelligent thought plummets. You’re actually believing such a nonsensical story!!!

Seeing Yang Gang’s expression, Yang Fei instantly had an epiphany and raged with embarrassment, "You’re fooling me again!"

Then, turning her back, she stopped paying attention to Yang Gang.

Yang Gang felt ashamed; he looked at Yang Fei’s back and gently embraced her from behind, saying tenderly, "Alright, dear sister, just joking with you. Let’s watch the stars, watch the stars."

Yang Fei didn’t speak.

After a while, Yang Fei spoke up again, "Yang Gang, what are you doing with your hand?"

Yang Gang maintained a composed face and said, "Hmm, checking the development of a young girl’s body—I am the university campus doctor after all. Actually, your development isn’t too bad..."

Yang Fei, with a face full of black lines, yanked Yang Gang’s hand from her chest.

"I see it now, your damn brain is filled with nothing but sex!"

Yang Gang couldn’t come up with a rebuttal.

At least for tonight, his mind was dominated by hormones.

But Young Master Yang also felt wronged.

Imagine looking forward to a wedding night with no one to disturb, a room booked all ready for action, and essential tools all set. Then, you’re suddenly told that your wife won’t be coming, and moreover, you can’t have sex with women for at least half a year.

As a healthy man with a taste for the carnal, how can one possibly endure such a thing?