Imposter Young Master
Chapter 898 - 903: The Essence of Flirting Is Just Two Words

Chapter 898: Chapter 903: The Essence of Flirting Is Just Two Words

In these lists, there are many familiar names.

Gu Ran, Chen Dongnuan, Liu Lan, Lin Qingyu, Tong Xin, Catherine, Ye Qingyin, Bai Tong, Gong Shuiwei, Yang Ya, and even the name of Lin Shihai!

What surprised Yang Gang was that there was an X marked after Catherine’s name, which meant she had refused his invitation.

Although being rejected by women was commonplace, Yang Gang still found it odd.

Catherine was one of the five women he had been intimate with, and their relationship had always been quite good, both before and after the fact.

Yang Gang had never expected the only person among his acquaintances to refuse him would be Catherine.

"Hey, Yang Gang, at this point, you’re not still hung up on my sister-in-law, are you?" Zhang Yu noticed something and asked with a slightly frowning face.

"Ex-sister-in-law. Catherine and Noah have been divorced for a long time."

"I’m speechless! You’re really after my sister-in-law!" Zhang Yu became agitated, "Gang, this is a bit too much. You’re about to marry my sister, but you’re thinking about my sister-in-law; what does that mean?"

Little Qi quickly pulled Zhang Yu aside and whispered, "Damn! Zhang Yu, what are you causing a fuss for? Why do you think we’re throwing Yang Gang a beauty party? Isn’t it to make Yang Gang fall for someone else?"

"But Catherine is my sister-in-law. I really can’t accept that." Zhang Yu paused and then added with suspicion, "Tell me, Little Qi, is this move really reliable? If Yang Gang doesn’t marry my sister and instead marries Xiaorou, haven’t we shot ourselves in the foot?"

Little Qi’s eyes widened as he said, "Zhang Yu, who do you think I’m doing this for? Didn’t you say you didn’t want Sister Miao to walk into a tiger’s den? For me, it’s best if Yang Gang and Sister Miao get married smoothly, so that I’ll have a greater chance with Xiaorou. Now, even I’m taking a risk."

Zhang Yu clasped his hands together, "Sorry, sorry."

Little Qi paused, then continued, "Actually, this move was taught to me by the old charlatan. The old charlatan said that men are most likely to make mistakes on the eve of their wedding. If Gang and the female guests tonight fool around, not just Sister Miao, but even Xiaorou will be hugely disappointed in him. This serves two purposes; it can successfully break up Yang Gang and Sister Miao and also let Xiaorou see his true colors."

Zhang Yu was still skeptical, "But the old charlatan is Yang Gang’s adoptive father. How could he sincerely help us?"

Little Qi spoke with conviction, "I set him up with a beautiful widow who has recently lost her husband."

Zhang Yu’s mouth twitched slightly.

"What kind of people are in this family!"

"Hey, what are you two muttering about? The more I hear, the more it seems like a conspiracy," Yang Gang put the list down, looking very skeptical.

Little Qi turned around and came over, "How could that be? We’ve carefully selected these top-notch beauties. As God says, whatever you do on the eve of your marriage will be forgiven."

Yang Gang eyed Little Qi with suspicion, "Tell me, Little Qi, why do I feel like your style is a bit off today? You used to be the cool youth, now you’re like a pimp."

"Cough cough!"

Little Qi’s face went slightly dark, "Couldn’t you find a nicer word to describe me?"

He paused, then continued, "I’ve been learning from your adoptive father lately and have finally understood something. The popular domineering CEO only exists in female-oriented romance novels; in reality, it’s the warm men who are more popular."

"Hmm... the old charlatan does occasionally say something sensible. But..." Yang Gang picked up the list, shaking it, "If this is supposed to be a bachelor party to bid farewell to single life, why’s my sister’s name on it?"

Zhang Yu sighed, "We never planned to invite her. But your sister’s good friend, Gong Shuiwei, somehow found out about the bachelor party we’re planning for you. She then came to us on her own, forcing us to add her and Sister Ya’s names. You know how Gong Shuiwei is; she’s got that bug superpower, ’Black Hole Space’. We’re no match for her. Discretion is the better part of valor, so we just..."

"With my sister around, how is it supposed to be a wild party?" continued Yang Gang.

Zhang Yu chuckled, "I have already thought of a countermeasure. During the party, we’ll find an excuse to pull your sister away. Then you can indulge yourself to the fullest."

Before Yang Gang could speak, Little Qi also said, "Gang, in return, when we get married, you must also organize a splendid pre-marriage bachelor party for us."

Yang Gang looked astonished as he glanced at Little Qi and Zhang Yu, "When did you two get together?"

Pfft!

Zhang Yu and Little Qi felt an urge to cough up blood instantly.

"We’re not gay!" the two exclaimed in unison.

Yang Gang said frankly, "I hope all my rivals turn into gay lovers for each other."

Zhang Yu and Little Qi seemed to understand why this guy Yang Gang was popular with women.

Because he’s shameless!

The two felt a bit defeated. They’d studied the secrets of picking up girls every day and come up with many golden rules of love, such as: never be late for a date; groom yourself before going out; when walking with a girl, let her walk on the right side because it’s safer; and so on and so forth.

But they hadn’t expected that the essence of picking up girls boiled down to two words: shameless.

"By the way, other than us three, who else is coming as a male guest?" Yang Gang asked as if he had just remembered something.

"Oh, Chen Wenhao has registered," said Zhang Yu.

Yang Gang was slightly surprised: "Brother Wenhao?"

"I think he’s coming because of your sister," Little Qi said.

"Hmm..."

Actually, Yang Gang had also noticed that Chen Wenhao might have a secret crush on Yang Ya.

"But my sister doesn’t seem to be interested in that way," Yang Gang pondered with a tilt of his head. "Speaking of which, what is she thinking about? She’s 23 and still doesn’t have a boyfriend. Could it be that she’s really into women?"

At that moment, Zhang Yu’s phone rang with a text message alert.

Zhang Yu opened the message, glanced at it, then took the list and checked off Lin Shihai’s name.

Hiss~

Yang Gang took a sharp breath.

This didn’t make sense!

Would that woman from the Pandora Star agree to attend his bachelor party?

"If she keeps her policewoman persona the whole time, it’s fine. But if she suddenly switches personas and becomes the Witch in the middle of it, then I’m in trouble. I spied on her bathing; Lin Shihai’s policewoman persona might not be very clear about that, but the Witch persona remembers it vividly. She almost killed me last time."

However, Yang Gang didn’t say anything.

If I invite someone to a party and they accept, I can’t just turn them down.

Anyone would get angry if put in that situation.

While Lin Shihai’s policewoman persona might not have any major grudges against me, she has a fiery temper. How could she tolerate such humiliation?

Who knows what trouble she could cause at that time?

"But if I could sleep with Lin Shihai..." Yang Gang’s thoughts drifted to Lin Shihai’s ample bosom, and he couldn’t help but gulp down his saliva.

Yang Gang’s desire to sleep with Gu Xiaorou stemmed from emotional feelings that led to physiological urges, the so-called "born from affection."

But Yang Gang’s fantasies about Lin Shihai were merely a man’s possessive desire over the body of a beautiful woman, unrelated to any feelings.

While Yang Gang and the others were busily preparing for the bachelor party that evening, on the other side, Zhang Miao, Yang Fei, Su Xiaoxi, and Gu Xiaorou were also getting ready for the bachelorette party that night.