Imposter Young Master -
Chapter 845 - 849: The Cat Speaks
Chapter 845: Chapter 849: The Cat Speaks
"But..." Yang Gang opened his mouth, but ultimately didn’t say anything.
He reached out to pick up the teacup again, when suddenly a voice rang out, "Meow, there’s no more tea in this cup, you know."
"Huh?" Yang Gang blinked, "Who’s speaking?"
His gaze fell on the black cat that was looking back at him, and he blinked again.
Then, he jumped in shock, standing up straight, "Sister Miao, this, this cat, it... it spoke!"
Zhang Miao chuckled, "It’s not that big of a deal, right?"
"No, no, no, Sister Miao, the cat just spoke!"
"Bora Blue Cats, an intelligent species from Pandora Star. It’s also known as the ’Treasure Hunting Cat.’ This species of blue cat is born with an astonishing keenness for treasures. This very trait has brought Bora Blue Cats an unshakable nightmare; they are forced to flee across the world to avoid being hunted and trapped," said Zhang Miao with a light laugh.
Huh?
Yang Gang blinked, his expression still quite flabbergasted.
"An intelligent creature from Pandora Star?"
"Yeah. Pandora Star is a super planet, rich in species. Intelligent life exists there, not just humans but other species too, like the Bora Blue Cat."
Zhang Miao paused, then added, "In fact, even on Earth, cats have the typical cerebral hemispheres of highly intelligent creatures, with a rich and well-developed cerebral cortex, possessing strong learning and memory capabilities. If humans hadn’t evolved into intelligent creatures first, give it another ten million years, and cats would be the intelligent species on Earth."
"But, it clearly looks like a black cat..."
No sooner had he spoken than the cat’s fur turned a sparkling blue color.
This...
"This is this child’s unique camouflage. An all-blue fur is too conspicuous on Earth, while black fur is far less noticeable," explained Zhang Miao.
Yang Gang easily thought of Earth’s creatures, like the chameleon. But he had never heard of a color-changing cat! If Bora Blue Cats could do that, turning into black cats at will, who could ever catch them? After all, black cats are a dime a dozen on the streets!
It’s no surprise they are intelligent creatures.
Nowadays, many species have come from Pandora Star, but almost all are non-intelligent creatures, including those imposing Flying Dragon Demons and his own pet hamster.
A typical feature of intelligent species is the ability for different intelligent species to communicate with one another.
Whereas between intelligent and non-intelligent species, there is no communication.
Take Yang Gang and his hamster, for example.
Though they had become quite attuned to each other over the days, and Yang Gang could even guess what his hamster was thinking just by its expressions, they still couldn’t communicate directly with language like with the Blue Cat.
Despite this, Yang Gang had no intention of abandoning his hamster to ’fall in love’ with another pet.
He had an intuition that even though his hamster wasn’t an intelligent creature, it was not as simple as the ordinary Monster, for he had never heard of Monsters that devoured crystal stones.
Yang Gang took another look at the Bora Blue Cat.
"However, to get back to the point, the learning ability of this Bora Blue Cat is truly amazing. It appears to have completely mastered the Earth’s languages. Just..."
Yang Gang simply couldn’t fathom why Lucy would gift the Blue Cat to Zhang Miao.
There must be many other options for a wedding present.
Like unusual pearls or something.
Yang Gang had also guessed that the pearl pendant from Pandora Star that Zhang Miao had previously presented to Old Lady Yang was likely sent secretly by Shen Jing and the others to Zhang Miao.
Yet, Lucy specifically chose to give a Blue Cat to Zhang Miao.
It made no sense...
"I’m going to the restroom." Zhang Miao put down the Blue Cat and left.
Yang Gang immediately grabbed the Blue Cat.
"Meow, what do you think you’re doing?" the Blue Cat swung its paws, protesting.
"Hey, what on earth is this guy’s purpose?"
"Meow, I have no idea what you’re talking about."
Yang Gang sneered, "Looks like you won’t shed tears until you see the coffin."
He went straight to the kitchen and brought out a fully automatic plasma pressure cooker, then grabbed the Blue Cat, "Confess now, or I’ll stew you right away. Cat meat hotpot can be quite nice, you know."
The Blue Cat couldn’t take it anymore. It could tell Yang Gang wasn’t just trying to scare it; he was seriously going to stew it.
It broke out in a cold sweat, a cat actually sweating cold sweat.
Quite the intelligent creature~~
"Damn it."
Seeing the Blue Cat still not speaking, Yang Gang didn’t bother with it anymore and started to focus on filling the pressure cooker with water and seasonings, preparing the hotpot soup. Yang Gang then rested his chin on his hand, eyes fixed on the Blue Cat, murmuring to himself, "Hmm~~ indeed, I should start by peeling off the skin."
He casually took out a knife from the room’s closet, the blade glinting coldly, and gestured over the Blue Cat’s body as if searching for the best angle to carve it.
The Blue Cat finally couldn’t bear it any longer.
"Meow, you demon."
Yang Gang smiled wickedly, lifting up the Blue Cat, "Are you gonna talk or not?"
The Blue Cat scratched its head with its right front paw, "Meow, I’m not ’you’. Also, my name is..."
"Oh, right, your name will be Wangcai, is that good? Uh, Wangcai seems more like a dog’s name, well then, how about Little Little? Such a cute name."
"Little... Little... Damn it, just call me ’you’."
"No way, it’s Little Little! I heard you can hunt for treasures?" Yang Gang thought for a moment, "Uh, I still think cat meat hotpot is great. Anyway, you don’t obey, and you even look disgusted when I give you a name, which really displeases this young master."
Yang Gang’s eyes sparkled, making it clear he really thought a cat meat hotpot was far more important than treasure hunting.
Little Little couldn’t help but shiver; this guy might look simple-hearted, but he was a devil.
"If you say my name is Little Little, then Little Little it is," Little Little said, frantically nodding.
Compared to being cooked into cat meat hotpot, suffering in silence was nothing.
Yang Gang looked genuinely disappointed, and it was definitely not feigned.
"Hey, I’m asking you one last time, what is your purpose?" said Yang Gang again.
Little Little hesitated for a moment, but finally said, "Lucy ordered me to lure Mistress Miao to Pandora Star."
Yang Gang’s face darkened.
"I knew it, that girl Lucy definitely wasn’t up to any good! But this move is pretty sneaky. Most women harbor dreams about Pandora Star, and Sister Miao has said before that she wanted to honeymoon on Pandora Star. And since the Blue Cat can communicate directly with Sister Miao, she would stir up trouble in secret and paint a marvelous vision of Pandora Star for her. Even if Sister Miao has firm convictions, it would probably be difficult for her to resist such temptation."
Seeing Yang Gang’s darkened face, Little Little was so scared that each of its hairs stood on end.
"Lord Gang, I’m just a runner, I’m innocent. Ah, I swear I won’t lure Mistress Miao again. Actually, I quite like Earth as well. Although the planet is a bit small, everyone is very kind to cats here."
Yang Gang rolled his eyes, suddenly remembering something, then said, "Hey, Little Little, do you eat mice?"
Little Little blinked and then patted its chest with its front paw, saying, "Rest assured, Lord Gang, I absolutely love eating mice. I guarantee I will catch and eat every mouse in your house."
Yang Gang: ...
"I myself entrusted Zuo Lan to bring back the little hamster left on Xueji; counting the time, it should almost be here by now."
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ps: Three Chapters today, there will be another one in the afternoon.
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