Imposter Young Master
Chapter 493 - 496: The older, the spicier_1

Chapter 493: Chapter 496: The older, the spicier_1

So, Gu Ran came striding over to Yang Gang and Gu Xiaorou with dignity.

"Officer Gu? Are you at the amusement park with your kids too?" Gu Xiaorou asked in surprise.

Gu Ran shook his head: "No. I work here."

Gu Xiaorou was a bit stunned, then she understood, "You’re also a member of Yang Gang’s weapon trafficking organization?"

Gu Ran nodded.

She gave Yang Gang a look and Yang Gang caught on immediately. He quickly said, "See, Xiaorou, I didn’t lie to you. Even the police are our members. Like you should trust our people."

Gu Xiaorou glanced at Gu Ran, and calmly said, "Trust a cop who smuggles weapons?"

Yang Gang: ..

Gu Ran: ..

Retreat!

Subsequently, they came up with all sorts of tactics emphasizing goodwill, like "courageously doing what’s right," "hero saving the beauty," and "helping the elderly cross the street," but Gu Xiaorou saw through them all.

---

In the ’Love and World Peace’ crisis management room.

"Brother Feng, we’ve tried our best. That woman is too shrewd, we can’t fool her at all," Ye Lan lazily mumbled, her face down on the table.

"I’ve also run out of ideas," Gu Ran admitted.

"Indeed, it’s really hard to trick Gu Xiaorou. Brother Feng, I think we should just admit defeat."

"Hey, our ’Love and World Peace’ isn’t really disbanding, is it? Isn’t there any way to trick Gu Xiaorou?" Qingjiao was very unwilling.

"Let’s just go with the flow."

---

At this moment, Yang Gang and Gu Xiaorou arrived at the crisis management room.

The door pushed open, everyone inside instantly held their breath, not daring to make a noise.

Gu Xiaorou also got a bit startled, what’s going on?

At this moment, Yang Feng calmly walked over, came up to Gu Xiaorou, slightly bowing his body and respectfully said, "Welcome, your ladyship, for inspecting."

"Lady-ship?" Gu Xiaorou’s face turned bright red, "I...I am not. Yang Gang...he...he has a fiance."

Yang Feng looked earnest, "But in our eyes, you are the only woman deserving to be our ladyship. You are kindest, most magnanimous, and have a motherly character; really the model for all women."

What the heck!

Including Yang Gang, everyone from ’Love and World Peace’ were blindsided.

Everyone knew Yang Feng was good at boot-licking, but no one expected him to be so adept at it. Such cheesy medieval flattery from Yang Feng seemed to have no sense of being out-dated at all!

Under the bombardment of such ’sugar-coated shells’, Gu Xiaorou felt somewhat fluttered.

"I’m not so perfect..." Gu Xiaorou bashfully said.

Yang Feng suddenly pulled out a form from his pocket and handed it to Gu Xiaorou.

"What is this?"

"Employment application form for ’Love and World Peace’."

Pfft!

Everyone collapsed in shock.

What is Yang Feng trying to do? He wouldn’t be so delusional to think about pulling Gu Xiaorou into the organization, would he?

That’s impossible!

"’Love and World Peace’?" Gu Xiaorou took the form and asked while reading it.

"Uh-huh, that’s the name of our weapons trafficking organization. Too common, huh?" Yang Feng ignored the reaction of the people around him.

"Hehe, a bit," Gu Xiaorou said, the corner of mouth twitched slightly.

Yang Feng sighed: "Our organization consists of some uneducated common folk. We long for a leader that can enlighten and guide us, help us lost sheep move forward on the right path. And you, dear lady, would make a perfect spiritual leader."

"But..." Gu Xiaorou seemed somewhat torn.

Yang Feng continued, "My lady, don’t you want to save us lost sheep? Or do you think we’re hopeless and not worth saving? Or are you saying, you don’t want to be our boss?"

Gu Xiaorou scratched her head: "No, that’s not what I meant. Alright, alright, I’ll go along with it."

"Just sign your name here and seal it with a fingerprint. That’s all." Yang Feng pointed at the bottom right corner of the form.

"Oh."

By the time Gu Xiaorou snapped out from her daze, she’d already become a new member of the ’Love and World Peace’ organization.

In the strategy room, everyone’s face was filled with disbelief.

Emma, you can never underestimate the wisdom of veterans. They not only effortlessly resolved a major crisis threatening the very existence of the organization but also casually managed to trick Gu Xiaorou into joining.

Master, please accept your disciple’s kneeled tribute~~

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On the way back, Gu Xiaorou was flustered: "Ah, why am I even here? Instead of dragging you out, why did I get dragged in myself!"

Yang Gang shrugged, laughing: "I’m not quite clear on that either."

"Anyway, we can’t let Sister Miao and the others find out about this!" Gu Xiaorou hurriedly warned.

"Of course."

Yang Gang dropped Gu Xiaorou at her apartment, then headed back to Yang’s villa himself.

He had explicitly told Yang Fei not to inform anyone about his hospital stay.

Just as he arrived at the villa gate, Yang Fei was driving out.

The young girl seemed to have lightly made up. She was already exceptionally stunning to begin with, was wearing makeup even fair?

But what Yang Gang cared about was, where was she going all dolled up?

Upon seeing Yang Gang, Yang Fei was taken aback, then she stopped the car, rolled down the window, stuck out her head, and asked: "Gang, how come you’re out of the hospital now?"

"Of course, I’m here to catch a cheater." Yang Gang replied.

Yang Fei’s face darkened: "Your fiancée isn’t even here, who are you here to catch at your home?"

"I was just wondering whether you’ve been having an affair."

Yang Fei’s face darkened even more.

Not giving a damn, Yang Gang swaggered over, threw open the passenger door, and sat inside the car. He then asked: "Feifei, where are you off to?"

"A girls’ gathering, your ex-fiancée invited me." Yang Fei replied.

"Tong Xin, eh. I haven’t seen her in a while and miss her a bit. Why don’t you take me along?"

Yang Fei: ..

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"Gang, really now, can’t you change your philandering habits? You have such a beautiful fiancée and you don’t cherish her, instead imitating Wei Xiaobao and fooling around everywhere. Do you think this is ancient times where one could have multiple wives?" Yang Fei complained while driving.

With his hands crossed and placed behind his head, staring straight ahead, Yang Gang murmured: "Fiancée huh..."

Seeing the bewildered look in Yang Gang’s eyes, Yang Fei was stunned, then she whispered: "Did you two fight?"

"Fighting would be fine, it means everything’s normal. The problem is, nowadays when we’re together, we spend more time in silence than talking." Yang Gang replied nonchalantly.

"Hmm, you fell for someone else?"

"I don’t know."

Yang Fei glared at Yang Gang: "Can’t even figure out your own feelings, what a hopelessly slow-witted fool!"

Feeling embarrassed, Yang Gang suddenly remembered something and turned to look at Yang Fei: "Feifei, when you saved me yesterday, did you encounter any obstacles?"

A glint flashed in Yang Fei’s eyes, she smiled lightly: "Nope, were you mesmerized by my handsome ’Uplift Dragon Fist’?"

"Hmm...what exactly happened yesterday? Chen Quan clearly set up a spatial barrier, why was it ineffective against Yang Fei? Feifei is just a regular human, that’s certain. A regular human is incapable of breaking Chen Quan’s spatial barrier. What exactly..."

Yang Gang just couldn’t figure it out.

"Hmm, maybe Chen Quan disabled it himself?" Unable to solve the mystery, Yang Gang concluded.

The gathering was at an upscale music-themed bar, filled with all sorts of musical instruments - violins, cellos, zithers, flutes, and even harmonicas.

The most striking thing was the glittering piano situated right in front of the bar.

At a table in the bar, a handsome man excitedly said to Tong Xin: "Tong Xin, thanks for helping me invite Yang Fei."