Imposter Young Master
Chapter 383 - 386 Where Did The Integrity Go_1

Chapter 383: Chapter 386 Where Did The Integrity Go_1

After Zhang Miao left, only Yang Gang and Gu Xiaorou remained in the apartment.

Yang Gang, staring at the dishes on the table with glowing eyes, exclaimed, "Wow, a feast for the eyes and taste buds – it has to be Sister Miao’s cooking. Any man who marries her is indeed the luckiest."

Gu Xiaorou remained silent, just burying her head and eating.

The atmosphere in the room was a bit awkward.

Yang Gang, who had recently shown signs of increased emotional intelligence, finally realized that something was off.

First, he cleared his throat and then said, "Of course, Xiaorou, your cooking has improved rapidly, too. As the saying goes, constant effort yields sure success. I believe that some day you’ll surpass Sister Miao!"

Gu Xiaorou beamed, "Really?"

Wow, it worked. Lately, I’ve become quite adept at sweet-talking women.

"Of course! When I become a millionaire, I will hire you as our family’s head chef at a high salary!"

But to his surprise, upon hearing his words, Gu Xiaorou fell silent again.

Yang Gang’s mouth twitched; although he did not understand what was happening, the girl seemed a little upset...

Yang Gang put a piece of meat into Gu Xiaorou’s bowl, and with caution asked, "Xiaorou, did I say something wrong?"

Gu Xiaorou took a deep breath, composed herself, and gave a faint smile. "No, I just worry that my cooking won’t pass muster with your future wife."

"My future wife... uh, you mean Yang Fei?" Yang Gang mumbled to himself.

Gu Xiaorou’s just calmed emotions surged once again; clenching her fist, she spat out, "I wish you and Yang Fei a happy life! I am full, I am going to bed! Do as you please!"

She stormed into the bedroom and slammed the door behind her.

Yang Gang touched his forehead.

Huh, I annoyed her again. Although I don’t know why she’s mad...

Staring at the sumptuous meal in front of him, Yang Gang suddenly lost his appetite. He looked at the bathroom in Gu Xiaorou’s apartment and thought: "After returning from the mountains, I feel a little uncomfortable. I should take a bath here. Anyway, Xiaorou said ’do as you please’."

Making up his mind, Yang Gang calmly entered the bathroom.

Naked, he looked at himself in the bathroom mirror.

"Hmm... the scratches from the night of the drunken bender have completely healed. Not a trace can be found. But one indisputable fact is: I’ve already lost my virginity, and I still don’t know who the other party was."

Shaking his head, he dismissed the thought. The scent of Gu Xiaorou from her previous bath wafted into Yang Gang’s nostrils as he snapped back to reality.

Outside the bathroom, Gu Xiaorou, clutching her stomach, opened the door of her bedroom. Seeing the empty living room, a trace of melancholy passed through her eyes.

She composed herself, one hand clutching her stomach, and opened the bathroom door.

Then their eyes met. Both were frozen in place.

After a while, Gu Xiaorou asked, "What are you doing?"

"Taking a bath," he replied.

"Oh." Gu Xiaorou paused, clutching her stomach. "Ok, no more talking, get out quick, I have diarrhea."

"Ah? Are you allergic to the food Sister Miao cooked?"

"No. I had diarrhea before. Hurry up and get out, I can’t hold it in anymore." Gu Xiaorou urged.

Yang Gang looked somewhat dejected. "Xiaorou, why are you so calm when you see me in this state? Doesn’t it attract you at all?"

"Attract my foot! You sick pervert, save it for your sister!" An angry Gu Xiaorou directly pushed naked Yang Gang out of the bathroom.

Closing the bathroom door, her cheeks turned bright red.

"Th-this is so embarrassing!"

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Without clothes (still in the bathroom), Yang Gang had no choice but to lie naked on the couch reading a newspaper.

Yang Gang was a little overexcited today and still wasn’t, ahem, ’at rest’.

Just then, the front door suddenly opened and Zhang Miao walked in.

Their eyes met, and both were taken aback.

After a while, Zhang Miao was the first to recover. With a light laugh she said, "It seems I’ve come at the wrong time."

Before Yang Gang could reply, Gu Xiaorou’s voice came from the bathroom. "Sister Miao, no, it’s not what you think. He was in the bath, I suddenly had diarrhea, so I kicked him out."

Yang Gang nodded quickly. "Yes, yes, that’s it. I am an engaged man and have always behaved myself..."

"Stop talking and cover yourself with a blanket first!" Zhang Miao took a dried quilt cover from the balcony and placed it over Yang Gang.

Gu Xiaorou emerged from the bathroom a short while later, her face a bright red.

She had been taking a bath, and Yang Gang lounging naked in the living room - this scene could easily lead to misunderstandings!

However, Zhang Miao seemed unfazed. She looked at the meal on the table, "Do you guys dislike the food I prepared? It seems you hardly ate anything."

Yang Gang jumped off the sofa, taking a place at the table. "No, I wanted to have a bath and then enjoy this gourmet meal. Given the state banquet-level delicacies that Sister Miao has prepared, they must be savored in a solemn atmosphere, appreciated with a heart full of gratitude..."

Gu Xiaorou threw a pillow at him. "You jerk! Sitting naked at the dinner table and talking about solemnity? Get back in the shower!"

Yang Gang broke into a sudden sweat. In his excitement, he flipped the blanket off, exposing himself to the two women.

With a hint of remaining shame, Yang Gang shamefully ran back to the bathroom.

"Haha, this jerk is beyond saving. Sister Xiaoxi should have dumped him!" vented Gu Xiaorou.

Zhang Miao laughed, "She can’t dump him. There’s a long line of women who wish to date Yang Gang."

"Hmph! That just means those women are stupid and infatuated. What’s so attractive about Yang Gang? He’s stupid, lecherous and has low emotional intelligence. What’s wrong with those women? Are they blind?"

Zhang Miao looked at Gu Xiaorou and laughed, without saying anything.

Gu Xiaorou felt Zhang Miao’s stare was making her uncomfortable. She quickly picked up a slice of meat and started chewing.

"Xiaorou, an emotional expert once said, if you truly love a man, you don’t want any other woman to even lay eyes on him," Zhang Miao laughingly said.

Gu Xiaorou felt a tad awkward. She took a sip of soup to cover her expressions, "I have no idea what you are talking about. In any case, Gang is a big jerk!"

Zhang Miao just laughed and said nothing.

After showering, Yang Gang got dressed and sat back at the table.

Zhang Miao and Gu Xiaorou had already eaten, and now, both women were watching Yang Gang eat.

Being watched by four eyes, Yang Gang was on edge.

The atmosphere was really strange to say the least!

"By the way, Gang, I forgot to mention. Sister Xiaoxi has returned from San Francisco. She’s currently on the plane and will arrive in Hangcheng at 10 tonight. Don’t forget to pick her up from the airport," Zhang Miao suddenly announced.