Imposter Young Master
Chapter 315 - 318 Go See a Psychologist_1

Chapter 315: Chapter 318 Go See a Psychologist_1

"What’s wrong?" Upon seeing her reaction, Yang Gang immediately asked.

"Yang Gang, have you ever heard of clothes that dissolve in water?" Gu Xiaorou said.

"Oh, I’ve heard of that. It’s a type of fashion item made from new materials developed to dissolve. In 2007, British scientists and fashion designers developed a dissolvable dress. At first, these dissolvable items were used for fashion shows. The model would wear the dress on the runway, then throw it into a large fish tank and let it dissolve in front of everyone. The paint on the decorations could attract to either positive or negative ions in the water, so it’s pretty entertaining when they dissolve. Later on, this kind of dissolvable clothing gradually spread to the underwear market, becoming a kind of novelty lingerie."

After completing his explanation, Yang Gang curiously looked at Gu Xiaorou, "Why do you ask?"

Gu Xiaorou blushed slightly, stammered, "I think I bought a dissolvable bikini..."

"Really?" Young Master Yang immediately leaned over to peer into the water.

Gu Xiaorou turned crimson, covering necessary parts with her hands, staring at Yang Gang, "Yang Gang, are you asking for a beating?"

Yang Gang looked confused: "How did you end up buying this kind of bikini? Even if you wanted to spice things up with Zhang Yu, you can’t do it in a public place, right?"

"What are you talking about! I bought it by mistake. No, the shopkeeper didn’t know any better and gave me the wrong one! Anyway, I definitely didn’t buy it on purpose."

Yang Gang put his hand to his chin: "Has your underwear already dissolved?"

Gu Xiaorou looked embarrassed: "Pretty much."

Out of reflex, Young Master Yang tried to look down again, but his head was promptly turned back by Gu Xiaorou.

"Yang Gang, do you have a death wish? Zhang Yu is right across the pool!" Gu Xiaorou said impatiently.

Yang Gang suddenly looked guilty.

He thought for a little while, then said: "I’ll go buy you a new swimsuit...um..."

After a pause, he gave an alternative: "Or maybe Zhang Yu should go buy it."

"Yang Gang, you idiot! If Zhang Yu finds out I’m naked with you, what will he think?" Gu Xiaorou glared at Yang Gang.

"Oh. So, I guess I’ll go buy the swimsuit."

Gu Xiaorou sighed with a bitter smile: "The swimsuit shop is already closed."

"Damn, what should we do then?" Yang Gang asked.

Gu Xiaorou looked at Yang Gang with a rather ’sinister’ grin.

Yang Gang had a bad feeling, "Wha...What?"

"Your swimming trunks..."

Yang Gang was startled: "Whoa, whoa, Xiaorou, this swimming trunk is the only thing I have. If you take it away, won’t I be completely naked?"

"Hmph! So, should I be the one who’s naked?" Gu Xiaorou said, trying to act smug.

Upon imagining the scene of Gu Xiaorou being gawked at by everyone, Yang Gang just couldn’t accept it.

"Man, why am I so unlucky." Young Master Yang admitted defeat.

Gu Xiaorou smirked, and then looked at Zhang Yu in the distance: "Zhang Yu, please go and buy me a drink, thanks."

"OK." Zhang Yu, oblivious to his girlfriend’s dilemma, left the pool to buy a drink.

Seeing this, Gu Xiaorou urged: "Yang Gang, while Zhang Yu is away, quickly take them off. I’ll wear your trunks to get out of the water and change, then I’ll sneakily return them to you."

Yang Gang’s mouth twitched, and he quickly removed his swim trunks under the water and handed them to Gu Xiaorou.

During this process, Yang Gang accidentally touched Gu Xiaorou’s waist.

Gu Xiaorou’s cheeks turned red instantaneously, she scolded in a low voice: "Scoundrel, what are you touching?!"

"Oh, so I touched your butt?" Yang Gang mocked Gu Xiaorou teasingly.

Gu Xiaorou threatened, "Yang Gang, believe it or not, I’ll bite you?"

Yang Gang shivered, instinctively protecting his neck, not daring to tease Gu Xiaorou any longer.

Gu Xiaorou took Yang Gang’s swimming trunks in the water, put them on quickly, then slipped out of the pool unnoticed, and rushed to the changing room to change.

Meanwhile, completely naked, Young Master Yang hung out by the poolside, feeling more and more miserable.

"Now that I think about it, why the hell did I strip for someone else’s girlfriend? Is it the job of a good friend to do this sort of thing?"

Young Master Yang wondered as a woman swam by. She glanced down at the water out of curiosity, suddenly turning pale: "Ah, pervert!"

Following her outcry, her friends quickly swam over.

"What happened?"

"He... he’s naked!" The woman pointed at Yang Gang.

Everyone was in shock at her words.

Being naked in public like this at a swimming pool? That’s indecency!

The security guard at the water park quickly came over and confirmed that he was indeed naked!

There were spectators all around, whispering among themselves.

"Pervert, he must be masturbating in the pool."

"Disgusting. He looks ordinary, but turned out to be a huge pervert."

"I always say that handsome guys are unreliable these days. If they’re not gay, they’re psychologically perverted."

...

Young Master Yang was dumbfounded.

Ho... How did it turn out like this?

If you think about it, why am I suffering this fate?

Lin Qingyu and Ye Qingyin walked over.

Upon seeing Yang Gang, Ye Qingyin, without any second thoughts, simply commented, "Pervert."

With a complex expression on her face, Lin Qingyu, who wanted to say something but hesitated, finally said, "Yang Gang, you should seek help from a psychologist. I believe there’s still hope for you."

Yang Gang: ...

...

When he was leaving the detention center, Goddess Feifei was visibly annoyed, with Gu Xiaorou standing beside her.

"Yang Gang! This is the third time I’ve had to collect someone from a police station in less than a month!" Goddess Feifei was furious.

Yang Gang looked aggrieved, for goodness sake, wasn’t I framed?

"What were you thinking when you stripped down in the pool?" Yang Fei continued to rage.

Her companion Gu Xiaorou played with her hair, looking guilty.

However, an angry Yang Fei didn’t notice Gu Xiaorou’s expression.

"If I said that aliens stole my swimming trunks, would you believe me?" Yang Gang said weakly.

"Believe my foot!" Yang Fei yelled angrily. "I’m punishing you by not allowing you to have dinner tonight!"

Yang Fei turned to Gu Xiaorou and said, "Xiaorou, let’s go. We don’t need to bother with this pervert."

Then she promptly dragged Gu Xiaorou away.

After leaving the detention center, Yang Fei was still very angry.

"Ever since this idiot Yang Gang had a car accident, he’s been acting more and more recklessly. He used to be so dedicated, but now he’s turned into a playboy, and even a pervert!"

Gu Xiaorou scratched her head and stammered: "Maybe, he’s in a predicament that he can’t talk about."

"Xiaorou, you stop making excuses for him. This isn’t his first time at the police station. Just before you left Hangcheng, this idiot Yang Gang got himself caught for soliciting a prostitute."

"Soli...Soliciting a prostitute?!" Gu Xiaorou was stunned.

"Yes. He was caught red-handed during a vice raid and still denied it. It really pissed me off." Yang Fei was even angrier the more she thought about it.

She paused, then said: "By the way, Xiaorou, you better be careful in the future. Yang Gang is harboring ill intentions towards you. You can’t let him succeed."

Gu Xiaorou was dumbfounded: "Really?"