Imposter Young Master -
Chapter 182 - 185: Women are divided into four categories_1
Chapter 182: Chapter 185: Women are divided into four categories_1
Gu Xiaorou was stunned for a full three seconds, her face crumbling in disbelief.
She stretched her leg out backward and stepped on Yang Gang’s foot.
Young Master Yang finally awoke from his ’sweet dreams’. He rubbed his eyes to see everyone in the class giving him strange looks.
"What! What happened? Did I drool while sleeping? I don’t think so. It’s completely baffling."
Jiang Yunshan approached with a cold smirk, sarcastically remarking, "Student Yang Gang, you were sleeping so soundly. So calm and composed, have you finished your test already?"
"Teacher Jiang, are we supposed to hand in the papers now? Because I am indeed done." Young Master Yang casually pulled his test paper from under his arm, all crumpled and handed it to Jiang Yunshan.
Jiang Yunshan received the paper while smirking, "Are you submitting a blank paper? Classic style of the young heir indeed."
Getting hold of the paper, Jiang Yunshan glanced casually and appeared somewhat astonished, "It’s not blank. It seems you’ve answered every question. Hmm! A test paper done in ten minutes is surely all gibberish!"
However, when Jiang Yunshan glanced at it again, a hint of surprise crossed his face.
Upon another glance, he was utterly stupefied.
"Yang Gang’s paper... full marks! His problem-solving methods are even more concise and scientific than the standard answers. Did he cheat? But, I was watching him the whole time and didn’t notice any cheating. Moreover, at this point in time, no one else in the class is finished with the test, who could he have copied from?"
Jiang Yunshan rubbed his temples, convinced that he was hallucinating.
But after calming down, what he held was still a perfect score test paper.
This...
"Could this guy actually be a genius in mathematics?"
At that moment, the bell rang indicating the end of the class, and Jiang Yunshan quickly pushed down his astonishment and started collecting the papers.
Having collected all the test papers, Jiang Yunshan left the classroom. Gu Xiaorou also stood up and left.
Four-eyes walked over, he adjusted the glasses straddling the bridge of his nose, and gave a thumbs-up: "Master Yang, you are indeed manly!"
"What happened?" Yang Gang asked puzzledly.
"You were sleep talking." Four-eyes said nonchalantly.
Damn!
Yang Gang was startled, he tentatively asked, "What did I say?"
"You said, ’Gu Xiaorou, your legs are so smooth’." Four-eyes said.
Snort!
Yang Gang’s face crumbled in defeat.
On second thought, he indeed dreamt of Gu Xiaorou.
"It’s all because of Dr. Liu Man who kept talking about Gu Xiaorou, causing me to dream about Gu Xiaorou even in my sleep. If Zhang Yu finds out that I dreamt about his girlfriend, he will definitely seek me out for a fight."
Yang Gang twitched at the corner of his mouth.
The worst part was that he even uttered such a shameless dream talk!
At that moment, a gentle fragrance wafted around as Shen Jing took a seat on Gu Xiaorou’s place. She turned around to look at Yang Gang and asked with a chuckle, "Yang Gang, do you like Gu Xiaorou?"
Yang Gang shook his head like a rattle, denying adamantly, "Impossible."
Shen Jing laughed lightly and teased, "Yang Gang, don’t you proclaim yourself to be a football fan? Gu Xiaorou is like the perfect goddess in the hearts of ’football fans’, isn’t she? Why don’t you like her then?"
Yang Gang scratched his nose, "Technically, it should be. However, feelings are not that simple!"
Young Master Yang went on to flaunt his ’wisdom about love’.
Stunned for a moment, Shen Jing gave a charming smile, "Yang Gang, it looks like the issues with the Yang family have not affected you. I can rest assured now."
"Uhm..." Yang Gang looked at Shen Jing, pondered for a bit, then replied lightly, "Thank you."
Shen Jing grinned, "This is what a qualified confidante should do."
Yang Gang looked at Shen Jing again, not saying anything.
Yang Gang differentiated women into four categories:
The first kind: those he didn’t want to sleep with but could. The vast majority of women belonged to this category.
The second kind: those he didn’t want to sleep with and couldn’t. These generally were blood relatives or close confidantes like Shen Jing.
The third kind: those he wanted to sleep with and could. There were many women in this category as well, like Tong Xin, Lin Qingyu, Lin Yueyao, Catherine, and Xue Lei, etc.
The fourth kind: those he wanted to sleep with but couldn’t. These women were very rare. To Yang Gang, Yang Fei, Gu Xiaorou, Yang Ya, and Zhang Miao belonged to this category.
But ironically, he’d ended up sleeping with women he wasn’t supposed to...
As for Su Xiaoxi, Yang Gang saw her belonging to an even rarer fifth category: one who he wanted to sleep with, could sleep with, but just couldn’t manage to.
At this time, Gu Xiaorou came back from outside the classroom. Shen Jing quickly stood up and said with a smile, "Xiaorou, I took your seat without your leave."
Gu Xiaorou smiled, "It’s fine."
Shen Jing gave another grin, then returned to her seat.
Gu Xiaorou then twisted her head, staring at Yang Gang without a word.
Yang Gang felt a tingle of fear. Chuckling awkwardly, he said, "Classmate Gu Xiaorou, is there something you need?"
"Gangzi, I also remembered a dream I had before. I dreamt that someone touched my leg while I was asleep," Gu Xiaorou whispered.
Yang Gang twitched at the corner of his mouth, "That’s perfectly normal. Women have such scenes in their erotic dreams. Just out of curiosity, who was the man in your dream?"
Gu Xiaorou blushed slightly, whispering back, "Buzz off! Who said it was an erotic dream!"
"What’s wrong with having erotic dreams? We’re all adults, there’s nothing to be embarrassed about," Yang Gang said calmly.
Gu Xiaorou glared at Yang Gang, "Stop talking nonsense! Gangzi, I just want to know, did you touch my leg while I was asleep?"
"No!" Yang Gang denied categorically, "I’m a football fan; I’m not interested in legs. Besides, if I wanted to touch a woman’s legs, I would choose Yang Fei’s. Don’t you think Yang Fei’s legs are much more attractive than yours?"
Gu Xiaorou clenched her fists, "Yang Gang! In your eyes, am I inferior to Yang Fei in every aspect?"
"Of course not!" Yang Gang broke out in a cold sweat.
Gu Xiaorou fluttered her long lashes, and her bright blue eyes blinked, "Hmm... Then tell me, what’s better about me than Yang Fei?"
Before Yang Gang could answer, Xiaorou added, "Except for the chest!"
Yang Gang twitched at the corner of his mouth again.
"Aside from the chest... um..." Yang Gang stuttered for a moment, then suddenly said, "You bring luck to your husband."
Yang Gang admired his own wit. Women should enjoy being described as luck-bringers to their husbands, right?
Cough cough!
Gu Xiaorou almost choked. Her face full of disbelief as she stared at Yang Gang, "Seriously, Gangzi, how quirky is your brain structure! You can come up with such nonsense!"
Yang Gang argued seriously, "I’m serious. Ever since Zhang Yu started dating you, his bounty score has gone up linearly. If this isn’t bringing luck to your husband, what is?"
Gu Xiaorou frowned, "That’s the result of Zhang Yu’s hard work. On the contrary, over the past few years, you’ve spent half your time agonizing over the ambiguous relationship between Sis Xiaoxi and He Deng. Be honest with yourself, have you really put effort into your bounty tasks?"
After a pause, Gu Xiaorou glared at Yang Gang again and said, "Since you suspect that Sis Xiaoxi cheated, you should have the courage to catch the affair. What are you doing suspecting her alone? You coward, big dummy!"
Yang Gang couldn’t refute a word, everything Gu Xiaorou said was true.
Reluctant as he was, Yang Gang had to admit that so far, the woman who had the greatest influence on his life was still Su Xiaoxi.
He blinked, his heart filled with complicated thoughts.
"What’s that woman Su Xiaoxi doing now?"
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