Imposter Young Master
Chapter 166 - 169: I am buying diapers for the baby _1

Chapter 166: Chapter 169: I am buying diapers for the baby _1

At that, Yang Gang felt compelled to kneel.

Three days pregnant? Wasn’t that exactly when she had her hangover?

Damn it! No...it can’t be, can it?

Did he sleep with his best buddy’s girl??

And, she’s pregnant?!!

Yang Gang felt a chill run down his spine. He looked at Gu Xiaorou, who appeared utterly shocked, and said, "Xiaorou, I...I’ll take responsibility."

Just then, a girl barged into the consulting room.

Yang Gang was a bit surprised. This was the girl who had been arguing with her boyfriend in the hall earlier and had walked off angrily.

"Sorry, doctor, I had... gone to the restroom and didn’t hear my name being called." The girl said.

The middle-aged female doctor looked at this girl and asked, "What’s your name?"

"Oh, It’s Gu Xiaorou." the girl answered.

Eh??

Yang Gang, Gu Xiaorou, and the middle-aged female doctor all blinked in surprise.

The middle-aged female doctor squinted her eyes at the new girl, then shifted her gaze to Gu Xiaorou, and finally picked up the ultrasound report, asking, "How old are you?"

"22." the girl answered.

The middle-aged female doctor then turned to Gu Xiaorou: "And you?"

"20." Gu Xiaorou answered.

Just then, a nurse came in, saying, "Doctor Chen, here’s the new ultrasound report."

Doctor Chen Li, the name of this woman, took the new ultrasound report, twitched the corner of her mouth, and looked at Gu Xiaorou: "There’s been a mix-up. You two both share the same name, ’Gu Xiaorou,’ but this most recent report is yours. Um...let me see, you are not pregnant."

Chen Li paused and then looked at Gu Xiaorou, saying, "Even though you aren’t pregnant, I want to congratulate you. Your boyfriend seems very responsible. He immediately claimed responsibility upon hearing about your pregnancy. Now, a lot of men, when they hear their girlfriends are pregnant, their first reaction is to propose an abortion."

"That’s true. My boyfriend is that kind of jerk! He wanted to abort the baby before even confirming if I was pregnant." the girl suddenly chimed in.

She looked at Gu Xiaorou and gave a forced smile: "It’s interesting, isn’t it? We have the same name, but such different lives. You have such a responsible boyfriend, I’m really envious."

"Ha, ha, ha, ha." Gu Xiaorou twitched her mouth, she then took her ultrasound report: "Doctor, we’re going to leave."

And then, she dragged Yang Gang out of the room in a rush.

Once they’ve left the consulting room, Gu Xiaorou finally breathed a sigh of relief and stared at Yang Gang,"Gang, what were you planning to take responsibility for just now?"

Yang Gang felt incredibly awkward at this point.

Damn! The situation reversed so suddenly, like a roller coaster ride.

Dragging himself together, he calmly said, "Oh, well, I was thinking, if you really were pregnant, the child certainly wouldn’t be Zhang Yu’s, as he hasn’t been in Hangcheng recently. I made a promise to Zhang Yu that I’d look after you whilst he’s away. But if you become pregnant by another man during this period, I think it’s my fault for not doing a good job of monitoring you. Therefore, I should take responsibility."

"Hmm...sounds interesting. So, Gang, how do you plan to take responsibility?" Gu Xiaorou watched Yang Gang with amusement in her eyes.

"How...how to take responsibility? Well..." Yang Gang scratched his head, submissively: "I’ll buy diapers for the baby."

Cchh~

Gu Xiaorou laughed, her face radiant.

"You big dope, why would I have another man’s baby?"

Yang Gang touched his nose, feeling bittersweet: "I’m really envious of Zhang Yu, having such a faithful girlfriend."

Gu Xiaorou looked at Yang Gang, a glint of something indecipherable in her eyes.

After a moment, she collected herself and smiled, "We’ve had quite the mix-up, and wasted a lot of time. Let’s find a doctor for you?"

Yang Gang nodded.

The two came to the Eastern Consulting Building and noticed a banner hung in the hospital, which read, ’Consultation with Yanjing experts, free early pregnancy diagnosis.’

Gu Xiaorou and Yang Gang then realized the truth.

Afterwards, they found a thoracic surgeon.

"Doctor, I was shot in the chest a few years ago and the bullet wasn’t removed. The wound has healed." Yang Gang said.

This thoracic surgeon named Li Shan seemed incredulous, "You guys aren’t kidding me, are you? You got shot in the chest and the bullet wasn’t removed at the time?"

"No, I fell off a cliff at the time and was hung on a tree. I was saved by the mountainous villagers. They used a wild herb to stop the bleeding, but they didn’t know how to remove the bullet, so that’s the current situation." Yang Gang lied.

Li Shan wore a skeptical expression, "Should I be calling the police? What do you do that you got shot?"

Damn it!

Yang Gang thumped the table, "Isn’t the duty of a doctor to save lives? What’s your hold up?"

The guy surely has guts.

Li Shan seemed to be overpowered by Yang Gang’s aura, "Fine, fine, we’ll do an X-ray first to check where the bullet is."

Only then did Yang Gang regain his composure and nodded.

He lay down in a medical machine while Li Shan carefully observed.

After a moment, Li Shan wore a dark expression: "Are you guys sure you’re not messing around?"

"Doctor, we’re not lying to you. He was really shot." Gu Xiaorou hurriedly said.

"Then, miss, could you please tell me where the bullet went? Did it disappear?" Li Shan asked.

Gu Xiaorou stammered, weakly saying: "The bullet wasn’t found?"

"Not even a trace of the bullet! Stop messing around and please leave." Li Shan said exasperated.

"This..."

And so, Gu Xiaorou and Yang Gang were promptly kicked out by Li Shan.

"Hey, Gang, did you really get shot?" Outside the hospital, Gu Xiaorou asked with doubt.

By now, even Gu Xiaorou began to question - it’s unthinkable for a bullet to suddenly disappear after entering the body.

Yang Gang, on the other hand, was slightly shocked. The bullet had indeed entered his body, but he couldn’t find it now.

The only explanation was that his highly active cells at the time had dissolved the bullet, just like the corrosive force inside a python’s stomach.

"These cell divisions, they are indeed extraordinarily special."

He gathered himself and laughed, "Perhaps the bullet didn’t really penetrate into my body."

Gu Xiaorou rolled her eyes.

After a brief pause, she suddenly laughed light-heartedly: "Gang, why did you pretend to be Zhang Yu today? Isn’t that just creating more enemies for Zhang Yu?"

Yang Gang held a dark face, "Gu Xiaorou, you really have no conscience. I was bolstering his image, okay?"

He paused and then continued, "They bullied you recklessly because they thought nobody would support you. They knew about the existence of Zhang Yu but he never publicly stood up for you over the years. They would naturally look down upon you, believing that your boyfriend is useless. Actually, it’s not my job to do this; this is Zhang Yu’s responsibility. He should have stood up for you long ago."

"Hmm... you really are hardworking, taking over both the boyfriend’s job and non-boyfriend’s job. You’ve taken over everything." Gu Xiaorou paused, and gave a grin, "Why not, you be my boyfriend?"

Yang Gang was startled, shaking his head like a rattle-drum: "Su Xiaoxi and Zhang Yu would kill me."

Gu Xiaorou threw Yang Gang a contemptuous look.

Then suddenly, Gu Xiaorou’s eyes lit up. Without another word, she dragged Yang Gang to a coin machine on the street.

"This is a machine that’s very popular right now for testing matchability. It uses fingerprint recognition to predict the probability of a man and a woman getting married. They say it’s pretty accurate. Gang, let’s give it a try?" Gu Xiaorou giggled.