Imperial Treasure
Chapter 120 - 95: Pig-like Teammates

Chapter 120: Chapter 95: Pig-like Teammates

"Since it’s the main road, unless we’re forced to escape along the narrow path, we definitely shouldn’t underestimate this route... I now understand why those damn things insist on following us, maybe they want to drive us back to the narrow path,"

Finding the road filled everyone with joy, but just before departing, Ninth Miss suddenly said.

"How many oxygen masks do we have left?"

Sui Yi had also noticed that, seemingly, the main road sloped downward, and the oxygen was becoming thinner...

No one knew what lay below, maybe they wouldn’t need those terrifying creatures to kill them, they might just die from lack of oxygen.

There were only three oxygen masks.

"Whoever can’t handle it later, they’ll use the oxygen masks. Brother Ma, you take care of the arrangements. Let’s go!"

After Ninth Miss finished speaking, she walked over to Sui Yi and whispered, "Actually, there’s one more, I’ve hidden it. If you need it, just tell me..."

At that moment, Sui Yi thought the young lady was really quite cute.

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The deeper they went, the more treacherous the slope, reaching a 30-degree angle!

It was terrifying, and it significantly increased the difficulty of moving.

Until later...

"MD! Was this place a freaking amusement park before?"

"Is this a 360-degree spiral slide? Damn it!"

Especially Fatty Han, who was in great misery. The slightest misstep, and his hefty body could roll down...

"Damn it, Fatty Han, stop clinging to me. If you fall, you’re going to drag me down with you..."

Tall and thin with sharp features, Zhang Lin was one of the main forces. Previously, he and Feng Sha cut through the encirclement together, and now, he helplessly glared at Fatty Han.

"Damn it! Brothers for two lifetimes; I bet in one lifetime I was definitely your wife. Would it kill you to put in some effort~~" Fatty Han cursed under his breath, but as he stepped forward, crack!

The sudden cracking sound made everyone’s expression change subtly, and they instinctively looked at the ground beneath Fatty Han’s feet.

It was indeed a network of cracks...

Sui Yi and the others did not dare to move anymore.

Cold sweat beaded on Zhang Lin’s forehead...

Now, they had no choice but to carefully shift their weight one by one, each moving away from the spot...

But at that moment, Fatty Han made a move.

He lifted one leg, standing like a golden rooster...

According to martial arts novels, this could help him maintain his balance, enter a mysterious realm, and make his body light as a feather~~

However, crackle!

The crack widened in an instant, spreading across the entire passage floor~~~

Crack!

Everything collapsed...

Ninth Miss rolled her eyes, Sui Yi held his forehead, and Brother Ma and the others sharpened their knives.

Damn, this pig of a teammate~~~

God, please give me ten seconds, I want to execute this fatty by quartering~~~.

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The group dropped through the collapsed floor in the blink of an eye, only to find that the ground was just a three-centimeter-thick slab of stone, and beyond that...

"Ahhh~~~"

Screams echoed through the sky.

Yes, the sky!

As Sui Yi and the others fell, they saw below them a lush rainforest...an Oasis!

The entire area was a massive basin!

Cliffs spiralled up to the Blue Dome, waterfalls cascaded down to form rivers and lakes, towering trees stood a hundred meters tall, rich with greenery and abundant fruit, flowers blossoming like a tapestry...

White birds soared up into the vast heavens...

Further away, Sui Yi saw a large stretch of sand leading to a giant lake, and beyond the lake stood a grand palace, with a huge sand wall that stretched up into the Blue Dome.

Perhaps only the fantasy worlds created with computer-generated effects could describe this scene.

This dreamlike world!

"Oh my God!"

"Daoist Ancestor of the Three Pure Ones!"

"Maria!"

As they fell thousands of feet, those in air exclaimed in awe, while Ninth Miss, notwithstanding her astonishment, immediately screamed, "Damn you, Immortals! We’re about to fall down..."

Apart from the irreversible nature of a woman’s period, only Earth’s gravity can’t be resisted, young lady~~

A kilometer, a hundred meters, ten meters...

One by one, the group crashed down into the dense rainforest...

Sui Yi grabbed a vine that twisted between the large trees. The force of her fall was so strong, she broke the vine, and continued to fall, but the vine slowed her descent enough to prevent her from hitting the ground. With a swing of the vine, she was headed straight for a massive tree...

Hitting it like that, even if she used her legs to bounce off the tree, it would be enough to break her legs...

"Awaawawuu~~~~" Suddenly, a Tarzan-like sound came through, and Sui Yi glanced sideways to see Ninth Miss swinging over on a vine, approaching like a wild woman.

"Sui Yi my beauty, your sister is here to save you!!"

Then, she shot across...

It should have been such a touching moment, and Sui Yi should have felt reassured, but she felt there was a small problem here...

That is, Ninth Miss, why on earth did you let go of the vine!!!

Whoosh!

As Ninth Miss was thrown across, she sent Sui Yi flying, clutching her... The two of them hurtled out of the vines’ embrace and landed on the large leaves of a giant tree, and then...

Slap, slap, slap, the sounds of something falling again and again.

Alright, it seems there’s more than one pig-like teammate.

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When the two of them were lying on the ground, as if dead, for who knows how long, such a conversation took place.

"Ninth Young Lady, did you take your medicine last night?"

Serious plain text mode activated, "What I just did... was to try to save you."

"Did I ever wrong you in any way?"

Mary Sue mode activated, "...as in, like, I really did want to save you~ It’s just that I forgot to grab the rope for a moment."

"Forgot?"

Lover-not-yet mode activated, "It’s mainly because whenever I see you, I just really want to pounce on you, actually I wasn’t like this before~~ But after meeting you..."

"It’s my fault."

Sui Yi had to sum up her mistake; how on Earth did she have a brain cramp and think that cutting the Gordian knot by agreeing to come to this godforsaken place with this woman would be a good idea?

The result was an early death and swift deliverance.

——Actually seeking death.

Sui Yi rarely badmouthed someone, but today she devoted herself entirely to Ninth Miss, despite catching a glimpse of blood-stained thighs on Ninth Miss...

She sighed.

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Ninth Miss didn’t know how to describe the moment when the equally disheveled Sui Yi slowly approached her, lifted her up, and carried her to rest under a tree—she just felt like crying...

"Although my clothes are not exactly clean right now, please don’t wipe your snot on them..."

Immediately, Ninth Miss reverted back to her proud and willful self, "As if I would do that!"

"Your leg needs to be treated now."

Sui Yi said calmly, pointing to the dark blood stains on Ninth Miss’s thigh, some still quite fresh...

There was also a two-centimeter-long tree fork stuck in it.

Like a steak placed on a dinner plate.

Ninth Miss bit her lower lip, her expression odd, and after a long while said, "No need, I can manage it myself, you don’t have to... Ouch~~~"

Sui Yi had already seized the moment to pull out the tree fork, unconcerned with Ninth Miss’s twisted expression, and with a face devoid of emotion, asked, "Do you take them off or should I?"

Take them off, take off the pants?

Ninth Miss’s face turned pale and then red, and after quite a while, she spoke feebly, "Don’t you think I’m bleeding a bit too much?"

Sui Yi was startled, then frowned, "I don’t think that’s something to be proud of..."

Spitting blood!

Ninth Miss really felt like spitting a mouthful of old blood onto Sui Yi’s face.

"I... my period is here!!"

After Ninth Miss finished shouting those words, it took about ten or so seconds for Sui Yi to respond with an "Oh".... Then she asked seriously.

"So, what should we do now?"

Are you asking me?

Are you actually asking me?

When she asked that, Ninth Miss fell silent and turned her head to hug the tree, tears streaming down her face.

Why did she encounter such a maliciously fake-serious woman at the most embarrassing and miserable moment of her life...

Was this the retribution for her two decades of domineering and unruly behavior?

She must be the only one in the Tomb-Raiding Circle to die from excessive bleeding caused by her period, right~~

This woman must be her nemesis! Definitely!

"Sui Yi, haven’t you ever had your period? To ask me such a question, are you mocking me?"

"Hmm, never had it."

"You’re definitely mocking me... What?" Ninth Miss turned reflexively, looking at Sui Yi with disbelief, "Really?"

"Hmm."

Sui Yi nodded; she genuinely never had her period.

"That’s impossible... Hey, I’ve looked through your file before and found it weird at the time. You were just 163, 164 centimeters tall, now look at you, how quickly you’ve grown to 167, 168 in such a short time, just a few centimeters shorter than me... you absolutely must have had your period, estrogen secreting during puberty and then a rapid growth spurt~~~"

Is it really okay for you to be studying someone’s hormone levels for no reason like this?

Especially after Ninth Miss finished and then added a summarizing comment, "Actually, your development is quite efficient, it’s just that you’ve grown taller without gaining weight, especially at your chest and butt area... Heh heh heh, you must have been mocked for that, haven’t you? By the way, have you really never had your period?"

Sui Yi gave her a cool glance, "Do you need some leaves? Purely natural, pollution-free, wrap a few around, it’s healthy."

Period... leaves...

Ninth Miss decisively shut her mouth.

But Ninth Miss knew her period was coming, yet she insisted on coming to explore this ancient tomb, Sui Yi felt this was the true definition of seeking death.

However, Ninth Miss believed another team was to blame and so resorted to cursing them out fiercely while clenching her teeth.

Yep, she cursed in English.

But then she remembered Sui Yi was good at English, so in front of Sui Yi, she switched to a regional dialect~~~

Dealing with such a woman, Sui Yi was totally exasperated.

And the most exasperating thing was when, as she was about to get a couple of leaves for Ninth Miss, this woman slowly and smugly pulled out something from inside her pocket...

"What kind of person do you think I am! Do you really think I would come unprepared? You were actually going to give me leaves..."

Sui Yi looked at the thing in this woman’s hand, drenched and dripping...

"It’s wet?"

"No problem, you help me dry it off, hey hey, where are you going, don’t leave me behind... Can’t I handle it myself~~" (To be continued. If you like this work, welcome to Qidian (qidian.com) to vote for recommendation tickets and monthly tickets. Your support is my greatest motivation. Mobile users please visit m.qidian.com to read.)