Immortal Father
Chapter 922 - 922 321 Queen Mother Gets Drunk Seeking Monthly Tickets_3

922: Chapter 321 Queen Mother Gets Drunk [Seeking Monthly Tickets]_3 922: Chapter 321 Queen Mother Gets Drunk [Seeking Monthly Tickets]_3 Zi Yao Xianzi took a deep breath and walked forward two steps:

“I just want to live well this time, I don’t want transcendence…

“My teacher must be blaming me.

When he came to find me last time, I chose you and didn’t choose to leave with him to seek transcendence beyond this realm; hence the teacher is blaming me…

“If my teacher didn’t want to give me the Hongmeng Purple Qi, then why did he tell me from the beginning that I could become a saint…

How can I become a saint now…

even the Heavenly Emperor is avoiding me…

Woo ah…”

She suddenly covered her face and started crying.

Li Ping’an became flustered.

Guiling was right; Zi Yao is really acting crazy drunk!

“Fellow Daoist, don’t be like this,” Li Ping’an looked around, still not daring to move forward.

His abilities were far inferior to Zi Yao’s; getting closer might result in her overpowering him.

His spiritual master and master must definitely be watching from some corner!

Thinking of calming Zi Yao down first, Li Ping’an’s voice softened:

“Fellow Daoist, what I said last time was deliberate on my part, I had many concerns at the time, please fellow Daoist…”

“Hehe!

Just kidding!

I wasn’t really crying!”

Zi Yao suddenly dropped her hands, her cheeks red as ripe apples, looking a bit silly, but there were still two teardrops hanging at the corners of her eyes.

She said with a giggly smile:

“I am the Queen Mother!

How could I be crying like Lingling.

“Humph!”

She put her left hand on her waist and waved her right hand forward, stepping on a short table, and shouted:

“I want to rule over the Secret Realm of the Jade Pool!

Having the destiny of the Empress!

I must surpass Xihe and Wangshu by a hundredfold, my name shall be immortal!”

Li Ping’an’s Dao heart was truly touched.

He shook his head and smiled softly, saying: “Great Queen Mother, why don’t you sit down first, and I’ll brew you a cup of tea?”

“Let me think, you do seem quite nice.”

Zi Yao curled her lips up, these small movements of a drunk person may not carry much meaning, but now she meekly knelt behind the short table, tilting her head and staring at Li Ping’an with a silly, infatuated smile.

Li Ping’an sat on the other side of the short table and removed those several wine jugs.

He barely smelled the wine before feeling dizzy; it must be some rare and fine liquor.

Immediately, Li Ping’an took out the tea utensils, and while brewing tea, he placed an Elixir Pill into the teacup.

“Hmm?

You’re poisoning me!

You don’t think I’m drunk, do you?

I’m not drunk!

You’re trying to poison me right in front of my eyes!

You think you can look down on me!

Give me the poison and I’ll eat it myself!”

“What poison, this is an Elixir Pill!”

Li Ping’an’s mind shifted, and he spoke softly:

“It can whiten your skin, maintain youthful vigor, and make your skin bright and lustrous.”

“Oh—”

Zi Yao’s phoenix eyes instantly lit up with little stars:

“Then add a few more!”

Li Ping’an poured a pot of detoxifying Elixir into the teapot, and Zi Yao held the teacup, sniffing and lightly licking it with her pink tongue, then began to giggle foolishly.

Li Ping’an sighed with a smile: “I really wish I had a Liuying Pearl to record you in this state.”

Zi Yao Xianzi burped, drank some tea, and let out a few light sighs…

“Ah, this tastes good, do you want to become an immortal?

I have a type of Elixir that can turn male immortals into Female Immortals!”

Li Ping’an’s forehead creased, waiting for the detoxifying Elixir to take effect, casually chatting with her.

“What are you making this kind of Elixir for?”

“Because Female Immortals are fragrant, ah, I have thousands of Female Immortals in my Jade Pool, they are both beautiful and pretty, I specially made a Fountain of Youth for them to perpetually maintain their youth…

And I was thinking, if any male immortals came under my power, then I would make them take this kind of Elixir…

I will be the future Empress after all, keeping men in the realm isn’t proper…”

Becoming more sober, her words got more logical.

But not by much.

Li Ping’an laughed and asked: “Then what do you think of Li Ping’an?”

“You are Li Ping’an…sheesh, just a lucky fool…”

Li Ping’an:…

“But,” Zi Yao tilted her head, looking at him dreamily and murmured, “Am I not just a lucky fool myself.

“My first moment of awakening was with my teacher, I was chosen by my teacher…My teacher always told me, I am the Empress, I am the Empress, so my Jade Pool, must become Empress, I must be above all immortals, riding alongside the Emperor!”

Zi Yao said gloomily:

“You don’t understand me at all, you just know how to scold me.

“I’m telling you, if it wasn’t for your father being able to influence the Heavenly Dao and teach the Heavenly Dao, I would have long handled you, this potential Heavenly Emperor!

“Then no one would be protecting you, I’d take you back to the Jade Pool, make you eat the Female Immortal Changing Elixir, making you come and kiss my toes every day, humph!

See!

My toes, I am most pleased with them!”

She actually took off her socks and, with both hands, lifted her right foot, offering her delicate feet to Li Ping’an.

Suddenly, Zi Yao paused.

Maintaining the posture of lifting her foot, a celestial light flickered in her eyes, surrounded by a faint purple celestial glow.

The entire attic fell deadly silent.

Li Ping’an’s breath seemed to freeze.