I Received Messages From Future Self!
Chapter 498 - 494 Fun on the Boat

Chapter 498: Chapter 494 Fun on the Boat

Use a big feast to properly reward the Vermilion Bird and Mantis. After Fang Xiaocao was full, to avoid spoiling the mood, he quietly left the table, leaving it to Vermilion Bird and the others. With Taotie accompanying the Vermilion Bird and Tom watching, Fang Xiaocao wasn’t worried at all that anyone would eat poorly or get drunk and act up.

As long as Tom’s there, even Taotie wouldn’t overstep the boundaries.

Even if Taotie got drunk, he wouldn’t do anything outrageous.

After all, Taotie might have the mischievous intent, but does he really have the opportunity in front of Tom?

Fang Xiaocao is certain that should either Taotie or the Vermilion Bird show even the slightest sign of causing trouble after drinking, losing their minds, prematurely launching the Big Fuss in Heaven script, or angrily pushing for Ragnarok, they’d be silently disciplined by Tom.

The minimum effect would be for each of them to receive one Concussion Grenade, followed by a comprehensive no-corner-left-unpummeled massage (a good beating) deluxe package, with technicians ready and on hand, including the Mountain Foot Villa’s reward-for-murder badge maid, Mantis.

The desert’s top little wildcat, at any time, any place, always ready to serve guests with all her heart—the top technician, Unhappy.

The basic service process, Fang Xiaocao blindly guesses, would involve the hospitable butler Tom using the Shock Bomb package to put Taotie and Vermilion Bird into a blissfully dreamy state, and then the two top technicians would passionately perform the most professional massage service.

Providing Taotie and Vermilion Bird with thorough fatigue-relieving massages and using little fists to lull them to sleep, forcibly putting the two into a rare state of deep sleep, ensuring that even if there’s a thunderstorm and artillery fire outside, they won’t wake up for a short period.

During this time, the two top technicians, Mantis and Unhappy, will repeatedly maintain the service experience, continually providing full-body massages, with little fists lulling them to sleep, while the hospitable butler might even use high-tech to record the process of the two being served.

To facilitate, after sobering up, Taotie and Vermilion Bird, the distinguished guests, reminiscing about their superb massage service experience after drinking.

Furthermore, the hospitable butler Tom might also provide a free copy to both families.

As a proof of their consumption.

Ensuring they feel at home, guests and hosts wholeheartedly enjoying themselves.

"Tsk!"

"I’m rather looking forward to those two guys causing trouble."

Thinking of this, Fang Xiaocao halted his steps, stopped on the stairs, looked back at the deck where Taotie and Vermilion Bird were still smiling and toasting each other like good brothers, the corners of his lips lifted, revealing a schadenfreude smile, filled with anticipation in his eyes.

On the lower deck, Taotie and Vermilion Bird, who were drinking, simultaneously shivered.

"This sea breeze is rather chilly."

Taotie murmured.

"Big brother is right."

"Come, drink and you won’t feel cold."

Vermilion Bird, slightly drunk, raised his glass.

Downed the mustard water Vermilion Bird had mischievously replaced in the glass in one go.

"Hiss～"

With a cup of mustard water down, Vermilion Bird’s eyes instantly widened, sucking in a breath of cold air.

Displayed a surprised expression.

Seeing this scene, Mantis thought something went wrong.

Too much mustard added.

Would Vermilion Bird get sober?

But the next second!

When Vermilion Bird started speaking, Mantis was reassured.

"Big brother, what a drink!"

"Could this be Jadescent Nectar?"

"A cup down, the strength of the wine hit my Heavenly Spirit, all seven orifices instantly cleared, so exhilarating!"

Vermilion Bird exaggeratedly shouted.

Saying this, he picked up a piece of conch meat.

Threw it into his mouth.

Speaking: "After drinking this wine, even this damn conch tastes much more delicious, truly extraordinary, extraordinary indeed."

Vermilion Bird’s words almost fooled Mantis into believing them; she even started to doubt if the dark drink she personally concocted to prank Vermilion Bird had undergone some miraculous chemical reaction.

On the side, Tom’s corners of the mouth were lifted higher than an AK47, holding back laughter made his handsome face turn bright red, like a ripe, juicy apple.

Making people want to pounce and take a big bite.

"Really, you’re not lying to me?"

This simpleton Taotie believed in the drunken nonsense of Vermilion Bird, the drunkard.

"Come on, pour me a glass too to taste."

Taotie started looking for the wine on the table.

Seeing this scene, Tom struggled to hold back laughter, signaled to Mantis to pour Taotie a glass of that dark drink she concocted herself, Tom was quite looking forward to hearing what mind-blowing drunken words Taotie, the simpleton, would say after drinking it.

Mantis received Tom’s signal and also forced a smile and nodded, starting to concoct herself.

This time, Mantis was all in.

With the previous example, Mantis didn’t hesitate anymore, immediately letting go and started to concoct the Jadescent Nectar that had Taotie and Vermilion Bird longing for.

Twenty seconds later!

Mantis placed a bottle containing 500ml of light green liquid on the table.

"Taotie, Vermilion Bird, the wine is here."

Mantis said, covering her mouth and snickering.

"Big brother, this is the wine."

"The taste is exactly the same."

Seeing the light green liquid, Vermilion Bird shouted exaggeratedly, grabbed the bottle, and shouted at the top of his lungs: "Come big brother, let your little brother fill it up for you, let’s raise a toast together."

Taotie, happy to oblige, pushed his glass: "Brother, quickly fill it for me."

"Let me also taste what the Jadescent Nectar, which only the Jade Emperor can have, tastes like."

Tom felt that holding back laughter was so hard.

To distract himself.

Tom deliberately set up the terminal.

Turned on the recording function.

Caught the whole foolish process of Taotie and Vermilion Bird without missing anything.

Of course, it also included the process of Mantis concocting what they called Jadescent Nectar.

Tom was really looking forward to it, waiting for after Taotie and Vermilion Bird, the two fools sobered up tomorrow, to see tonight’s absurd drunk scene, how embarrassed their faces would be.

No idea whether they would be so embarrassed that they’d directly jump into the sea or not?

"So curious!"

Tom secretly snickered in his heart.

At this moment, the glasses were full.

The two silly beans, Taotie and Vermilion Bird, raised their glasses full of light green Jadescent Nectar, looking into each other’s eyes intensely, filled with undying friendship.

"Big brother!"

Vermilion Bird raised his glass.

"Little brother!"

Taotie raised his glass together.

"Big brother, your little brother toasts you!"

Vermilion Bird and Taotie clink glasses.

"Little brother, let us share this cup!"

Taotie said emotionally.

Before the words even finished, both picked up their glasses together.

Downed the light green liquid in one go.

As Taotie and Vermilion Bird slammed down the mustard water in their cups in one gulp, their Adam’s apples bobbing, both instantly widened their eyes, nasal mucus and tears flowed, drinking out a new expression pack.

"Wow, what a drink!"

"Little brother truly doesn’t deceive me!"

Taotie shouted exaggeratedly.

"This is exactly the taste, so refreshing!"

Vermilion Bird exclaimed as well.

Before the words even landed, he grabbed that dish on the table.

The piece he had discarded throughout the whole meal, never even looking at the conch meat, and handed it like a treasure to Taotie: "Big brother, this can relieve Jadescent Nectar’s spiciness, quite delicious."

Hahaha——

Seeing this scene, Tom finally couldn’t hold it anymore, gave up on maintaining his elegance, burst into laughter, holding his belly, rolling on the deck.