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Chapter 400 - Chapter 400 Chapter 396 Xiaocao I am terribly strong now

Chapter 400: Chapter 396 Xiaocao: I am terribly strong now Chapter 400: Chapter 396 Xiaocao: I am terribly strong now “Stop slacking off, goofball, go help Brainless and Unhappy take down that monster.”

Fang Xiaocao glanced at Taotie who was sitting on the ground with symmetric panda eyes, rubbing off the sticky slime of a Giant Scorpion from his body with sand.

Taotie grinned cheekily.

There was not a hint of the awkward expression that should have appeared when the boss catches you slacking off at work with salary.

“Alright, big brother.”

Taotie cheerfully agreed, jumped up from the sand, rubbing his fists, and walked towards the Lizardmen with a fierce grin.

“Huh?”

Fang Xiaocao was stunned.

“Big brother?”

Fang Xiaocao was a bit puzzled.

She didn’t catch the reference right away and felt oddly familiar with what Taotie had said.

Fang Xiaocao frowned, thinking about what the “big brother” joke meant, but failed to notice a petite black-robed person behind the dune next to her, peeking out and observing her.

“Looks like it’s time to make a quick exit.”

Chen Xiao muttered softly, cautiously stepping back, ready to abandon the Lizardmen and run off alone.

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“You’re the real Sun Wukong!”

After pondering for two and a half years, Fang Xiaocao finally realized Taotie was calling her a monkey.

Watching the Lizardmen fighting three at once, getting beaten yet still vigorous, Fang Xiaocao squinted her eyes: “This monster is too strong.”

Muttering to herself, Fang Xiaocao turned and walked towards the camp.

Two minutes later!

Taotie came back wielding an AK47.

Standing in front of the camp, he pulled the charging handle back.

Click–

The AK47 was loaded.

Learning from the last lesson, Fang Xiaocao took a proper stance this time, tensing all her muscles.

“Taotie, move aside.”

“Let me blast him!”

Fang Xiaocao shouted with overwhelming authority.

Hearing Fang Xiaocao’s shout, Taotie kicked the Lizardmen over and turned his head around.

He was instantly terrified.

“Damn!”

“Princess Your Highness, don’t be reckless!”

Taotie screamed, grabbing Brainless and Unhappy by their sides: “Forget the monster, just run with me, Princess Your Highness is about to display her unpredictably divine marksmanship again, we won’t survive if we don’t escape now.”

Taotie yowled, dragging Brainless and Unhappy, and took off running.

Hearing Taotie’s howls, Fang Xiaocao really wanted to reward Taotie with a volley of bullets first.

“Taotie, just you wait.”

Fang Xiaocao cursed under her breath, aiming her gun at the Lizardmen and pulled the trigger without hesitation.

Bang, bang, bang–

The dull gunfire of the AK47 roared like thunder.

Thirty bullets poured out in an instant.

When it comes to shooting speed, Fang Xiaocao was definitely not lacking, but her accuracy left much to be desired.

Out of thirty bullets, half missed the target.

The missing half, as if in sync with Fang Xiaocao’s thoughts, veered off by several meters, chasing after Taotie, leaving six holes in the sand, one bullet grazing Taotie’s scalp, leaving a loving mark.

Scared, Taotie immediately threw himself to the ground, clutching his head and screeched, “Princess Your Highness, restrain your divine skills.”

The other eight stray bullets flew in completely the opposite direction.

Chen Xiao happened to be in their path as she retreated.

Seven of the bullets, flying artistically close to Chen Xiao from all sides, one of them hit Chen Xiao’s arm.

The bullet from the AK47 was powerful, penetrating Chen Xiao’s arm, leaving a bloody hole.

Chen Xiao grunted in pain and collapsed instantly.

She bit on her sleeve to suppress her scream.

“Dammit…”

Chen Xiao lay on the ground, gasping for air.

Using her teeth, she tore her black robe into strips, tied her arm with it.

Then she patched up the wound with another large strip of cloth before clumsily getting up and limping toward the distance.

The fifteen bullets that hit the Lizardmen forced it to retreat step by step, half of its skull blown off, revealing the ghastly white brain matter inside.

But still…

The Lizardmen wasn’t dead yet!

Seeing this scene, Fang Xiaocao laughed.

Click–

She inserted a new magazine.

Fang Xiaocao didn’t hesitate to pull the trigger.

Bang bang bang–

With gunfire that sounded like sizzling beans.

This time Fang Xiaocao scored three hundred points.

Thirty bullets, none missed the target.

The Lizardmen got shot twice even in the toes.

Seeing that the Lizardman hadn’t fallen, Fang Xiaocao did not hesitate to change another magazine.

Click–

She reloaded with a backhanded move.

Fang Xiaocao aimed the gun and was about to shoot again.

Thump–

But before Fang Xiaocao could pull the trigger, the Lizardman couldn’t withstand the inhuman torture and fell down flat on his back.

Lizardman’s thoughts: “I might as well be dead.”

“Just this?”

“Just a small fry.”

Fang Xiaocao blew on the hot barrel of the gun and slung the AK47 over her shoulder.

“Taotie, is your princess awesome or what?”

Fang Xiaocao asked with a smile.

“Awesome!”

Taotie raised his thumb, showing a fanboy expression.

“Good, you know what’s up.”

Fang Xiaocao laughed as she once again aimed the AK47 at Taotie, then slung it back over her shoulder.

“Phew–”

“Damn, that’s scary…”

Taotie breathed a sigh of relief and wiped the cold sweat off his forehead.

“You take Brainless with you, handle the bodies of the Giant Scorpion and these two monsters. If short on hands, call Thousand Faces for help. Also, dissect that creature to find out what this not-quite-human, not-quite-lizard thing really is.”

Fang Xiaocao ordered Taotie.

“Princess Your Highness, shouldn’t someone stay to help you?”

Taotie hesitated and asked quietly.

Click–

Fang Xiaocao loaded a new magazine.

She smiled slightly, “No need.”

“I’m frighteningly strong now.”

Taotie got the picture.

He got up from the ground and called Brainless and Unhappy to work.

Fang Xiaocao, carrying the AK47, returned to the camp.

“Princess Your Highness, let me.”

Thousand Faces ran out of the tent intending to take the gun from Fang Xiaocao, but she dodged him.

“Go help handle the bodies.”

Fang Xiaocao ordered.

“Roger that.”

Thousand Faces nodded and complied.

Fang Xiaocao returned to her tent.

She glanced at Wen Shi.

But found that Wen Shi had already fallen asleep.

Fang Xiaocao shook her head and sat on her sleeping bag.

She placed the AK47 within reach.

She massaged her temples, feeling somewhat exhausted.

“The enemies are getting weirder, the desert is becoming more dangerous; it’s really time to bring Tom over.”

“In this perilous situation without Tom by my side, I don’t feel safe.”

Fang Xiaocao muttered as she took out her phone.

[Fang Xiaocao: Bring Tom over. Liu Yishou has already turned against us, Drilling Mouse and Little Luban were killed by Su Wanqing, and all sorts of strange enemies keep emerging. I need Tom now, and if I can’t get him, I’ll have to retreat while I still remember the way back.]

Fang Xiaocao finished editing the message and sent it to Hot Noodles.

There was no signal in the desert; previously, with Little Luban around, they could still use his high-tech satellite communicator to contact the outside, but following Little Luban’s death, that high-tech satellite communicator was also gone, and now Fang Xiaocao could only rely on Hot Noodles to make contact for her.